Statler: "What kind of show would you call that?" Waldorf: "Frankly, I'd call it quits." Both look at each other, then look at the stage Both yell: "Quits! Quits!" That was savage.
2:28 Waldorf: “How should we know how to get to Sesame Street?” Statler: “We don’t even know how to get out of this stupid theater box.” God, I love that one. Even the Sesame Street gang laughed at their joke.
Waldorf-"I can't believe those rats were responsible for this show." Statler-"Why not? They were also responsible for the Bubonic Plague." Both-"Dohohohohohohoho!"
What a fantastic collection. The only thing missing for me is the end of the Muppet Vision 3D show they have at the parks: "So what do you think? Do we have time to go to the bathroom before the next show?" "We can't, you old fool: we're bolted to the seats!!"
Some of my favorites. Statler: "Seriously, what'd you think of Miss Mousey?" Waldorf: "I loved her." Statler: "Me too." Piggy: "WHAT?!?!" Statler and Waldorf: "NO, WE DIDN'T!!!!" Piggy: "Thank you." Waldorf: "How do they do it?" Statler: "How do we watch it?" Waldorf: "WHY do we watch it?" Statler: "Why do YOU watch it?" Statler: "How long are we here for?" Waldorf: "Twenty years." Statler: "If I'd known that judge was giving us the box, I'd have asked for the chair." Statler: "Finally, we've seen them do a good show!!" Waldorf: "Good! Can we please stop coming now?" Statler: "You know, Gonzo would've been perfect for that movie he was gonna star in." Waldorf: "What movie was that?" Statler: "The Revenge of the Little Blue Geek!!" Statler: "Alright, Frog!! We watched the show!!" Waldorf: "Yeah!! Unlock the doors!!" Waldorf: "How should we know how to get to Sesame Street?" Statler: "We don't even know how to get out of this stupid theater box!!" Waldorf: "He shouldn't have jumped. The show's not that bad." Statler: "Hey, you old fool!! You slept through the show!!" Waldorf: "Who's the fool? You *watched* it!!" Waldorf: "Well, the show tonight certainly didn't lay an egg." Chicken: "Brawk." Statler: "Wanna bet?"
@@sethcarlow8363 Statler: It can't be that bad Waldorf: The only thing it would be that bad is if they brought The Muppet Show back on the air. Statler: I stand corrected. Both: DOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO!
Statler: Y'now Gonzo would've been perfect for that movie he was gonna star in. Waldorf: What movie was that? Statler: The Revenge of the Little Blue Geek!
I felt like Statler should’ve said.. “It went out with a bang!” On account of how explosive Jean’s rendition of Wild About Harry was, seriously what happened in his childhood that made him so.. crazy?!
Kermit: Hey, if you guys let me hide here, I’ll give you tickets to next week’s show! Statler & Waldorf: look at each other then toss Kermit out of the box Me if I was there: He should have offered you guys something else, huh?
Me: Why was Kermit hiding anyway? My Venom persona: Hiding from his wife. Me: And who's that? My Venom persona: Piggy. Both: *laugh hysterically* Seriously though why was Kermit hiding?
Waldorf: What did the avocado think? Avocado: It's the pits! All of them: HAHAHAHA! *and then the avocado falls over slightly screaming and then gets cut off from the next scene*. (Hehehe....a classic I say....a CLASSIC)!! Geeze I'm starting to act like my stupid dorky old dad...really! 😄😅
In this exact order... Don Knotts Linda Ronstadt Pearl Bailey Phyllis George Paul Simon Liberace Connie Stevens Johnny Cash Dizzy Gillespie Gilda Radner Charles Aznavour Judy Collins Melissa Manchester Jim Nabors Roy Clark Senor Wences Florence Henderson Jean Stapleton Harvey Korman Star Wars Cast Edgar Bergen Arlo Guthrie Marty Feldman Candice Bergen Diana Ross Raquel Welch Debbie Harry John Cleese George Burns Lola Falana Bernadette Peters Hal Linden Petula Clark Dudley Moore Elton John Marisa Berenson Phyllis Diller Christopher Reeve Roger Moore Cleo Laine Leslie Uggams Peter Sellers Liza Minnelli Twiggy Lesley Ann Warren Andy Williams Rudolf Nureyev Shields and Yarnell Brooke Shields Doug Henning
Marvel: so what do you think about the justice league movie Statler: we liked Marvel: what you ahhhh Bangs head on wall Marvel: you liked that Waldorf: no we just wanted to see what happens if we said we did Both: dohohohoh Marvel:😤
"Ya know, I'm fairly certain our current President has experience training animals." "Really? What makes you say that?" "Well he's been able to keep the same hare sitting on top of his head for years now!" "DOHOHOHOHO!"
Waldorf: “Can you believe this video had 17 dislikes? I was 1” Stalter: “Oh yeah? I do” Waldorf: “Why were you 1 too?” Stalter: “Nope I was the other 16” Both: *DOHOHOHO!!!*
with the MUPPETS JIM HENSON had some odd things and some good stuff too, when he had made the show and his old MUPPET had good be with both the PBS and this one his hands and feet is on the go and when then SAM and frineds was cool too, was looking for them to come and seeing him it working now , running the show now ,
