Stay Seated 

Trigger warning if thats what people say, I do poke fun at the march of dimes, so if thats a no go, maybe skip.
Prompts
male vocalist, swing revival, 1960s soul & funk, introspective, mellow,
Lyrics
When I was a boy my daddy he would always say
"Son, look down before you get up and walk away"
Now this never seemed to resonate to the man I came to be
Til I actually figured what he meant when he said to me...
Boy you gotta fully sit, before you, staaaaart to shit
Son patience is a virtue, especially, when it comes to poo
All good things come, to those that waaaaaaaaaaait
Dont rush the show even if youre going to be late,
Stay seated til, the performance is overrrrrr...
Overrrrr.
As I got older I started to see all the signs,
For instance on evening at the march of dimes,
This mother fucker shit everywhere, oh my lord,
Which lookin' back struck a certain chorddddd...
This place was full of disabled wannabe, human folk,
So I thought maybe this is some sick, kinda joke
Now I give thanks to whoever made this catastrophe
cause it aimed me to gasp into my epiphany, my epiphany!
Boy you gotta fully sit, before you, staaaaart to shit
Son patience is a virtue, especially, when it comes to poo
All good things come, to those that waaaaaaaaaaait
Dont rush the show even if youre going to be late,
Stay seated til, the performance is overrrrrr...
Overrrrr.
Lookin back he may have been a real cruel maaaaan,
but lord I know he was doin the best, he caaaaaan,
Nothing he lectured me on ever seemed to be untrue,
especially when it comes to me and that number twoooo.
[fade]
Stay seated til, the performance is overrrrrr...
Stay seated til, the performance is overrrrrr...
Stay seated til, the performance is overrrrrr...
Overrrrr.