STEALING a HUGE Minecraft Diamond! 

An Enderman taking a shower. I wouldn't have thought that possible due to their aquaphobia

"I'm pretty experienced in heists" Proceeds to walk in the bathroom

Dan: all my time playing granny is paying off Granny:he finally stopped breaking into my house

"I'm just gonna stand up here on this table" **Dan stands on a chair**

Petition for dan to do his old intro for minecraft week I mean “hey everyone dan here from the diamond minecart and welcome back to another minecraft video...” (Only og’s will remember) Since dan didnt read this in the previous 3 videos..here we go again...!

Dan: I am experienced with heists. FBI: Write that down...

Dan: haha that guys taking a shower. minecraft: does he know water kills enderman

A man has fallen into the river in lego city, build a helicopter Enderman: *Hey!*

1:39 Dan has a curse of breaking every minecraft map he plays

GTA heists and now Minecraft heists? Is having a child that expensive?

Dan: "His eyes are so good." *Weird flex, but ok.*

3:56 *Dan's hello and synced with the other character*

20:30 "That's the guy's booty I smacked!" *law and order special victim's unit*

Dan: This is low-key scaring me. Subtitles: There's Loki scared me! Deaf person using subtitles: *Wut do ya mean??*

Dan: ok so they don’t care if you smack them Dan a minute later: he is the guy i smacked if he finds out he’s gonna be really mad

How can somebody unlike this, he is by far the most family friendly minecraft youtuber. He is an OG

Dan when you're making a mod showcase bring Dr. Tray with you

Diamond: Hey I'm a square Geometry: Allow me to introduce myself

You can always make a part two

No one: The Endermen: oH wHy LoOk At ThIs WaLl, So EnTeRtAiNiNg!

Dan: Walks into bathroom while an ender man is having a shower Also Dan: Mind your own business

Game: Lets do this Dan: Let’s do this Also Dan: He’s copying me

25:15 - "I think I know the way" YOU DO NOT KNOW DE WAY. (dead meme, I am ashamed.)

Title: Stealing a huge Minecraft diamond. Me: Diamond Block.

Dan in every single game: I've broken it already XD

2:44 Dan: OBJECTIVE get to the other side of the warehouse without being seen Also dan: ( *gets seen* )

Oh wow, this video reminded me of when Dan always played Minecraft and did those Mod Showcases and Minecraft Maps too. His old intro along with that "Hey Guys! Dan here from the Diamond Minecart, welcome back to another Minecraft video. Today we are gonna _____" I have been watching Dan for years and years, just the nostalgia from this is insane. You have gotten so far and you have grown so much with your success, your family, and your channel over the years I have been on your channel. I am so happy about your growth! You really deserve every ounce of it.

Sneaking past guard in a robbery... Me: Dan: *SHHHHH!* *SHHHHH!*

Title: stealing a huge minecraft diamond block The thumbnail: I’m a midget!

Dan: Agent TDM on a secret heist. Me: he can’t do it

Dan: Is caught many times Also Dan: Running close to speed of light

0:45 i love how he said that with a straight face lol "now i say this all the time"-dan

dan: enderman don't have ears... me: ACTUALLY...

Dan: There’s a tutorial but I think we’re just gonna skip it It was at this moment everybody knew, he was gonna fail

A summary of every map can has played: Dan: I don't need this, I'll just go for it Dan: dies *HMMM I WONDER WHY*

Dan: I have a giant sun above my head Me: *the sun above your head is smaller than your head*

Dan: his eyes are so good! Also Dan: that’s a weird thing to say.

Seeing Dan as a parent makes me respect him so much more as I know it’s so draining yet he still manages to deliver. What a guy

“Is it seven in a week?” *holds ten fingers up* “yup!”

"I'm pretty experienced with heists." I'm pretty sure it's not in there, Dan..

Who used to watch DanTDM when he used to review mods in his old lab with Dr. Tray and Grim back then I was 7 years old kid. Good old memories, man!

Dantdm quote 2020: "oh look at that booty! *slaps repeatedly"

0:30 How did his voice get so deep on the "okay I just checked"?!?!

Dan u make me happy when i feel deppressed sometimes.. u are full of positive energy

Make a remix out of “square, circle, triangle”

I’m getting serious old video vibes here, Only the OG’s remember when Dan stole the diamond minecart from his evil imposter

Dan:*reads out map price* Me:*chuckles*

Omg another Minecraft map this brings back so much nostalgia, especially the “dont press the button.”

Dan: Its minecraft week!! Everyone: never thought he was serious

"His eyes are so good!" Daniel Middleton, 2020

Petition for Dan to make a part 2 and finish the map

3:58 he says hello at the same time as the game

Dan in his head after recording: MINECRAFT WEEEEEEEEK

3:03 that enderman has a smiley face at the back of his head

This was released on my birthday. Thanks Dan :)

An enderman's voice is actually just someone saying "hi" distorted and played backwards.

21:35 "Wait, that's illegal."

20:36 dan missed a diamond in the meeting room.

4:06 the character that was speaking to the red, I think he had a similar voice to Reuben from Leroy and Stitch...

We need more please!!! Love ya Dan

Dan: turn away little man Enderman is literally double his height 😂😂😂

"Square, circle, triangle" Brain: "Square, triangle, circle"

Pls continue! It is a really cool map and we would love to see u suffe- I-i mean,um,um, to be happy!

We are all glad he is back in minecraft.

Dan: "Why are these cars so big?" Endermen: Am I a joke to you?

Nobody: Dan: Square Circle Triangle...

At 23:20 you see Dan really wants to say something bad but he caught his self lol XD love you Dan

Dan: I am experienced with heists. Minutes earlier: *got caught 3 times*

Dan : Enderman have huge eyes and still can’t see me! Also Dan : YOU DID NOT JUST SEE ME, HOW DID YOU SEE ME.....?

Dan: "How do they not see me?" Dan your skin is the Earth therefore you blend in with everything since your the Earth and everything is made out of you but that Derpy face and sun is how they see you!

it's 6am and I haven't slept because I missed out on a couple of Dan's old videos

Game: begin your heist in the planning room DanTDM: walks in planning room Me: WHERES LESTER?

Dan: what are we stealing Me: looks at title Also me: I know now Dan: my suspense has failed

"They're staring at modern art" - DanTDM 2020

Hopefully he finishes it in the future cause id wanna see that

Part two needs to come out! If I don’t see!! Dan, you don’t wanna knoe

Random fact: According to Facebook data, the most popular day for reporting a break up is Monday.

(7:40) “I don’t need that gem, I got myself a diamond” but Dan... a diamond is a gem...

I recommend the house, or especially the Haunting of lot 21

hey dan. been watching you for 5 years. always made my day before, and always will. i hope you have the best day ever.

22:45 Dan: I just want to steal something already Me: *well, you’ve stolen a bunch of keycards and keys, blueprints, vault codes, and multiple diamonds. Yeah, that’s not stealing at all.*

I wanna see a part two. That would be neat.

Dan: -gets stressed he has to get more keycards- Me: -laughs so much- poor dan poor poor dan DO MORE OF THESE

I love how dan put up 10 fingers, and said “and that makes a week, yeah....”

I’ve come back after 2 years. Still the greatest RU-vidr

12:23 dan I didn’t know you were vsco!

your doing great dan im rooting for ya

More pls

title: stealing a huge mincreaft diamond me: diamod block

Also 11:51 Dan imitated that music thingy lol

Dan : I'm still playing this at 1a.m Me : I'm still watching you at 1a.m

Dan AFTER he finds the purple key: Gimme that key! Me: It’s a door, Dan. A door.

Dan: Code is 509! Me after 2 seconds: Right Dan, remember it's 905!

Dan: Even though there’s a giant sun on top of my head Me: the sun is smaller then your head

Dan if u brought back the new lab and Dr Trayaurus in minecraft week it would have been a 100 times better than it already is lmao

Dan:ah perfect, and I got myself a free iPhone Me:luckyyyy

Dan:(makes thousands of noises) Endermen:"What a nice day!"

ALWAYS PLAY THIS VERSION IT WAS AMMAZZING WATCHING U

Dan:so if I try and sneak this way… Also Dan:*proceeds to run*

uhh you forgot part 2 dan i absoletly love this