Stealth Van Camping Overnight at Largest Mall in Texas (TOWED While Asleep Inside!) 

Just a note, add a pack of food prep gloves to your inventory. We save a lot of water that way. I wish we'd seen your build before we did ours. So jealous!😂

Parking in malls and plazas, maybe you should consider a fake sign on both sides of your box truck. Something like "Techno Floor Cleaning & Polishing Services" with a phone number that goes to a pre-recorded message about your "business". Grab a "Magic Jack" and hook to your home router, comes with a choice of phone numbers. An "800" number is preferred. This way security guards will assume you run a floor crew inside the mall or a store in the plaza, and hopefully then ignore it, seeming to be there for legit purpose. Most floor cleaning crews operate at night when stores are closed anyway.

Native Texan here , been to the galleria mall serval times . You parked near a rich people mall . No wonder you got towed , you should have parked at smaller one . Like town east .

Loved the video and stealth city camping in your box truck! My wife and I suggest trying a hospital parking lot, we think that might be a good place to hang out without too much worry.

Another question/idea. Since you don't have a pet large enough to rock the van while its bouncing around inside, what about some sort of alarm to notify you if there is anything moving your van from outside. Maybe a proximity alarm? Modified car alarm sort of thing, but not brain splittingly loud?

"I don't even think they can tow this truck anyway to be perfectly honest." Hearing this reminded me seeing a semi truck towing a semi truck.

This might be a dumb question, but how much interior noise (voices, TV, appliance use) ends up being apparent to folks outside the truck?

This is the best video I've seen all week. I'm the same way when it comes to doing things I don't know how to do by reverse engineering what I'm seeing in my head and watching RU-vid videos for help. I also agree that we don't need a lot a sleeping space. I have a queen-size bed in my house and I only sleep on a 1/3 of it. By the way, I live in Houston so it was fun seeing areas I'm really familiar with. Great video!

Great video! I feel like economy hotel/motel and mid-range apartment complexes are the most inconspicuous places for stealth parking. Used to seeing miscellaneous moving vehicles 😁

Do you ever worry about people/security smelling your dinner when you cook at night? 🤔🤔

Dude that shirt looks so goddamn uncomfortable

I hate when dudes wear their shirts like that. Such a bro

I really don't get why stores tow people when the parking lot is empty and a single night hasn't even passed. I think cities should pass laws which say that anyone can park overnight in any public parking space for one night when, say, 75% of the spaces are empty. There should also be ways for businesses to be able to take pictures of any trash left behind/license plates to fine people who leave trash. That means cameras probably. I don't like heavy-handed government, but if someone gets slapped with a $200 fine with, maybe, an extra $50 for processing they're not gonna leave their trash behind again for sure! I'd be glad to pick up someone's cheeseburger wrapper trash and check a camera for $200 LoL. The cost of the cameras might be something some businesses might not want to pay for though. That's understandable, but cameras are getting so cheap these days!! If I see a store/shop with a "no towing" sign I am less likely to like it/buy there.

Omg this was such an intense vlog! Also based in Texas so it was a hoot to see someone in an area I'm familiar with lol.

If youre stealth, like my rig, I just park on a public residential street when I'm in cities. I haven't had a problem. Pull in after dark and leave in the morning. I particularly like residential areas that border a commercial district, and next to public parks is nice, but never in the parks parking lot overnight

I love watching your excursions! (The little washer/spinner hooked me, lol). One thing I wonder, why not put the table, bags of groceries, and anything you need, thru the hatch into the back, while you are in the lot at Kroger? Then once you are at the "stealth location", you only have to slip yourself back through there quickly.

love the build but LOL a giant white box truck isnt very stealth, looks suspicious, especiualy parked some where late at night... if you put some fake moving company logo on the side and parked at a regular hoterl/motel people would just think your moving some one a long distance and are staying at the hotel...or at a 24 hour gym or resturaunt wouldnt bother you much. i would think..

study ur cooking oils, seeds oils are all bad, except for Olive oils, extra-virgin is bet..

“…I think it’s worth mentioning that I have never been here before…” hahahaha😂😂😂

Underrated channel. Very interesting. Wow, getting (almost) towed is my nightmare. I wish you had video of that part. But, I'd say it's not a fail because they didn't know anyone was living in it. Anyone, any vehicle, parked there would have been towed too. I'd call it failure if they notice something about your vehicle or hear your, and figure out there's someone inside. I guess the lesson is: If there's no overnight parking, you simply can't park there no matter how stealth you are.

Years ago, go booted there for taking to much time while shopping at Neiman Marcus.

Why would I want such a big bed when I am traveling alone? Because even though I've aged, I have not yet died, and still hope to get lucky now and then... When I was young I didn't mind a bed built into the wall that dictated I climb on it to make it, but as I've aged I desired a bed I could walk around the end and sides to facilitate making it comfortably. I now have that with a full size murphy bed. With the bed in the upright and stowed position I have a living room that I can move about comfortably. Ahh, life is good.

I’ve had problems with small pumps, struggling to build prime from a long suction run. In a pinch, if you have a second or portable pump, I’ve use those to help prime the line. Perhaps not a bad idea in your builds to have a second pump plumbed in a loop ready to go as a back up.

Making your "moving" van appear unattended in a spot near a facility that could be considered a terrorist target, is quite the risk. After Oklahoma City, that should scream at any security that sees it. You are way better off, as unchallenging as it may be, in the industrial areas, big box lots (I work at Home Depot, we have a moving van rental in our tool rental desk, your van would blend right in for probably a couple days, before anyone would notice it.), or hotel lots. I would not want to mistaken for a terrorist.

So basically you don’t want to park in a lot that has specific rule against overnight parking.

Recommend you go up one size for shirts. Lookin goofy.

I have to admit I really like the box idea. But boy would I ever be stressed out about being towed away.

Awesome adventure. You did nothing wrong. You definitely like spicy foods….😂 keep them coming. Please start putting your build’s back in the lineup. Thanks for sharing your adventures.

If SHTF you got the right rig to stay in!!

For them eggs… really cool invention called a spatula.😂

Have you thought of getting an NVR for the cameras so you would have a 24/7 recording? Not really useful for a regular van build, but it could be a good addition for the content if you plan on doing it long term. Also, love how the videos are getting added humor, very appreciated!

Your water pump will cavitate if it is installed above the water supply. Best ways to resolve this issue is to install supply water tank above the pump OR install a one-way check valve in the water supply line so it doesn't drain back into the tank.

How do you ventilate the cooking food smells from cooking?

Also, i have the same logic when it comes to having a bed in my van space, why take up so much space for somewhere you’re only gonna spend 6-8 hours outta the day? I haven’t built mine yet, but I’m thinking of making a couch that extends into a bed when I’m ready for it. And even then it’ll only be big enough for just me (maybe a little bigger) but yea I’m not taking up all that space just to sleep.

I love perma bed, but in my case covers the garage which is packed full of toys. The bed is large but gets used as a large shelf during the day. If you have a garage makes sense to have a perma bed yes/no

Why do you sound so aggogant ??

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Dare ya ta do Martha's Vineyard with some border crosser s.

Is that really just your apartment? 😂 It looks huge in there! Awesome vid🎉

Finally, someone that uses the term Stealth, that is actually Stealth! I'm constantly commenting on RU-vid videos "NOT STEALTH" or "Nothing stealth about that!". But you, you've earned my subscription! Sweet Rig man!

That was close. Good point to know, they can't tow a vehicle with someone inside. Wonder if that is local, state, federal? Google search time coming up. Lol. Was the tow truck those hunters? By that I mean tow trucks that drive around at night looking for cars/vehicles.

My 1st thought was you were way too far into the city.Too many cameras,cops and security. Hotels near busy hwy interchanges are safer. Basically any place that is "open" at all hours. As far as your rig goes,store a couple gallons of water and/or put an easily accessible small drain valve on your tank so you can step outside to fill up a container.

Awesome set up. I would like to buy one when I get back to the USA, but I am concerned about getting a truck with a problematic engine.

Made a comment on your other video about the motorcycle guy. This build is how I’d use the space and is more accessible and wise use of space. And, thanks for the recipe. 👍🏼 love the Murphy bed or a modern sofa bed.

With the desk you hardly need the table, but I hope it stays because it looks aesthetically pleasing and much more relaxing to dine at.

1st time watching your vid. two questions.. 1.when guards were near you and you cooked, how'd you manage the smell and smoke, also light? 2.when you were working until 2pm, did you turn on the ac? if you have to, is it pretty silent?

hey techno barbarian one night i wanted some alone time in my car and i pulled into a park at 11:30 pm at night and 15 minutes two cop cars pulled right in front of my car and shined two super bright lights and checked all my documents and they told me why didnt i park in the edge of my driveway and have my alone time online i said i will now sir i just thought an empty park would work they said long as im on private property im ok, but i beg them and they let me off with a warning, but thats when i said f**k this society and that night changed me forever, im totality anti- society now this life is so hard now im numb now, i see people stealing at walmart i turn my head now, i see things happening i mind my own business, the harder this country makes life the more people dont care, i see locks on garbage cans then i see people throwing garbage on the highway and streets, i just dont care anymore cause the rules are realy hurting the working man, take locks off of every garbage cans change these bulls**t rules now its close to 55million people homeless now robbery is way up now, ok i just thought id share that with you take care owens.

Why not just stock up and keep supplies in there for your trips, and always check everything like you would before you fly or take a trip to make sure all is working as expected. Your meals look very tasty and nutricious plus enjoy watching you cook. You did put a murphy bed in and it was a great genious invention so much more comfortable. You can be stealthy and comfortable...yes?

this video is hilarious. I've thought about this possibility before. Crazy that it actually happened to you

That's why I love my gravity water system. No pump to worry about ever.

I'm near Philly, they would probably try and steal something like this parked..do you have safeguards in place so that doesn't happen? That would really suck to be back there and someone driving off with you in it!

The airport one was good, just maybe at some 24hr business parking lot. Travis Heinze who lives in his car was harrassed by cops and they got a dog who hit on his car, they tore it up searching but then found nothing, left and he had just a couple hours to gather it all and get out of the parking lot, they have such an attitude with people staying in their cars...wondering if you were to stay in some of those places in parking lot of businesses that are open 24hrs and see if they end up towing you or trying to tow you...yes, it's illegal to tow a vehicle with the person in them.

That hokey velcro flap from the cab to the back has got to go, man! C'mon, a smart dude like you can easily figure out a better way. Next time, when you're making a video at night in a "no parking" lot, try whispering.

What is the upside down about. That is what the necklace you are wearing is right. Maybe I’m wrong.

Just a tip, you don't want to use a hard cutting board with a blade. You want something soft like wood or bamboo.

Soy tu fan, somos vecinos en Houston, ya encontré la U-Haul box truck para comenzar, muy pronto estaré contactando para alguna información, gracias, he visto todos tus vídeos

A flat bed picking up a box truck, box van technically… I have never heard of any idiot trying to do that. You’re asking to flip.

I like peppers, too. But waking up with the ring of fire in a cube truck...pass.

Red accent lights wont kill your night vision (instead of blue).

you should get your cholesterol checked.... food looks awesome...but you cant eat like that all the time. :)

Hospital emergency room parking they would never tow you if your in the hospital no way to know your not 100 no tow

Stealth or Garlic, you can't really expect to have both

I can barely navigate my big SUV in that underground garage. Can't imagine trying it in a box truck.

I’d love to see that extraMurphy bed you mentioned, or is it possible to put a bunk above where you sleep

Your stealth camping was a success, not a fail because you avoided getting towed. Definite win. You're like me-- I like my food super spicy and "ruin" my meals with Sriracha and BBQ sauce. A fun little gadget that may help you in the future is a tilt sensor meant for bicycles. It's an anti-theft device for bicycles, but I have one for my car because we have a lot of catalytic converter thefts going on where I live. You can arm/disarm it with a little fob and place it anywhere in your car/truck, and customize the sensitivity. It is loud as hell, but very effective. I'll send you a link if you're interested.

Awesome video TB! Can’t wait till the next one! I’d love to see the “patio” in use so maybe somewhere remote for your next outing. Cheers mate

Industrial parks. Nobody bats an eye at box truck in industrial park.

If it was me, I'd just park at Loves or one of the other truck stops nearby.

Hello I’m interested in a box truck home. Where are you located?

have you had to do any repairs to the truck? like engine, transmission, etc ?

18:03 totes mc goats agree with that statement hahahaha

You can buy "induction metal plates" which will allow you to use ANY pot on an induction cooker. It heats the plate, which in turn the pot sits on top of. Even for "induction ready cookware", those plates can even out simmer temps in the pot so the cooker isn't making a hotter area under the induction coil than in areas of pot where the circular coil isn't at.

How do you support yourself on the road? I'm new to the channel.

For me I see the need to on occasion park inside the city so stealth is a factor. But I think the idea of a van or truck home like this is you can throw down a starlink and be in the middle of no where. Id like to see you take your truck to the middle of a mountain forest or dessert. A beach someplace or that sort of thing. Its nice to know you can park it anywhere but the places you want to be fully self sufficient are the ones as far from civilization as you can get.

TOTALLY agree with you on the sleeping space. Can’t believe it when I see solo campers with double beds!

This wouldn't be out of place on the Food Network.

I used to travel a lot. Often my schedule would get all fouled up and I was making hotel / motel reservations on the fly. I'd often show up early in the morning of the day for which I had a reservation. In a pinch you could try to make a reservation at a popular hotel for the "next" day and then if you get run off your stealth spot go to the hotel. Walk in, use the restroom and ask what time check-in is and what time the kitchen opens for breakfast. Then say, o.k. "Well, I'll just wait the restaurant to open," then go outside and chill. If hotel security bothers you say, "I was just at the desk. I have a reservation for TODAY and I'm just a bit early. What time does the restaurant open?" Chances are they won't run you off. Then just cancel the reservation or let it lapse. Unless they make you hold it with a credit-card it should not cost you a dime.

so you were not" towed while asleep inside" ok

Can’t that security smell your food?

Love how they pretend to be ...just for veiws

Title says towed but nothing about it????

Just found your channel. Love it. Proper stealth with an edge…. Subscribed

In this van, I don’t like the black interior

Just finished your build videos! Can’t wait to see what you do with that wall where you were talking about putting a Murphy bed and the back wall with the glass door!

This channel gives me anxiety.

Have you considered the medical center as your next adventure?

I really don't need to watch again.

haahahhahah love tho way you go in the back

8:40 Security guard over the radio. "I smell chicken"

I get the space usage for bigger beds

I'll ship a truck to you!

Could they smell your dinner.

aaand frontcam down, ofc :(

Awesome ❤❤❤🎉as usual

youre cool man! 👍👍👍👍

Noodles Under Duress!

Less than 5 mins from my house. Lol. There are better stealth spots over there

Close one bro!

Personally I would just make a frozen dinner and have cereal in the morning but I know your a really healthy eater. I admire that, but don't like a thing you make:( Did you surprise the tow driver when you popped out? Wondering if he is seeing this more and more now as it gains in popularity.

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