Steamed eggs 

"These are shit! There's no saving it" Armstrong not even five minutes later "You steam a great egg!"

"Jack! I'm gonna die to death!" "No Sam, it's only the economy." The best part of the vídeo XD

Can't believe Armstrong would dislike an omelette, literally shaking and crying rn

0:20 Raiden saying “Oh, you’ve gotta be kidding me” while his roast screams in agony in the oven.

RIP Sam, killed by the economy.

"Fuck! What's that?!" "The economy?" That's going to be my new favorite excuse.

I'm losing my MIND Raiden said "steamed egg" was an American term, TO A U.S. SENATOR. The MOST American senator out there, too.

What impressed me the most is that you didn't even use the "Making the mother of all the omelettes" But yet you cut lines across the entire game to make new ones and this seems so fucking hard Cheers, awesome dedication

"You say 'steamed egg,' and yet they're fried. You don't get it. Fucking idiot." That last bit got me.

dude the inclusion of "Check the oven lately?" was fucking beautiful

"I am Mistral the 5 star Chef from France." "Like I said foods are cruel, Jack. And I love delicacies!" "Let's Cook!" "I'm Khamsin a.k.a *The Dessert Storm* " "Now there's a beautifully seasoned food. EXQUISITE!" "Making the mother of all omelettes here, Jack, can't fret over every egg!"

1:11 "Raiden, use Ninja Run so you can steal those eggs faster!"

Eggshells are broken, the poach goes unspoken, I’ve even forgotten to salt! I don’t know how to fry, but by god I will try, I’m standing here holding spatulas! A desolate pan! Without any spam! It’s only the hot steam I feel! It’s me that I cook, as I stand up and look, the only thing Jack cooks for real; there will be Steamed! Eggs! The man in the kitchen nods his head! The only hard! Boiled! To make it into an omelette! Because the ovens don’t give back what they burn! Oh no! There will be steamed! Eggs! It’s the only thing I ever cook! Losing my 5 star rating, wondering are my omelettes bad? To find the sunny side that’s up; I must scramble all these eggs! Looking downward from these dang egg whites, never realizing how to bite!

I wish the original voice actors did stuff like this.

"My egg is a tool of delicacy, but now I'm not so sure... and beside, this is not my egg" - Raiden "the egg stealer" Revengence

Raiden periodically shouting "ARMSTRONG!" is just so funny to me XD

I died at “jack, im going to die to death”

0:20 I love how Armstrong is groaning in the background hungry for lunch

"No Sam, it's only the economy." 💀💀💀

Guess sam will have to keep looking for jobs in heaven

Steaming the mother of all hams here, Skinner.

'Yeah! It's a *DIE*-lect.' 'What?! *DIE*-lect from where?' lmao

"Now that's a pretty meme! Egg-quisite!" - Sussy impostor Monsoon

The good ending: Raiden accepts Armstrong's offer and they now work together while occasionally holding business lunches

Alternative title: Liberian man serves an omelette to Steve at the cost of his Brazilian roommate

Making the mother of all steamed eggs here! Can’t steam every egg!

the room: *is on fire* armstrong: what is it? raiden: the economy XD

Sam's final scream got me so hard XD

I like how Armstrong pulls an uncooked and unbroken egg out of his steamed omelet

Armstrong showed Raiden how to make the mother of all omelettes, what a great man

And he did all of this without saying "Making the mother of all Omellets here Jack!"

I love the idea that Sam just lives upstairs.

"These are SHIT!" "There's no saving it!" -Gordon Armstrong

Happy Armstrong can fret over every egg

Sam don't survived economical crisis in Jack's home

Armstrong saying YOU PIECE OF SHIT never gets old

Wait a minute, at 2:33 Armstrong says "in my new america" Referring to the economy, does this mean that this meme is set on an alternate timeline in wich Jack actually joined Armstrong? Also, why does Sam live in Jack's house? Maybe in this universe the ship is real. (I know it's just a meme, don't worry. I just like to "add" Stuff to it.)

1:49 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Armstrong don't like Raiden cooking

Nice playthrough of the DLC, I wonder if there is another ending.

"It's not an omelettes if you don't f*ck it." -Armstrong probably

“The Economy” I’m dying rn

I need more "Jack and Senator"

It's so nice to hear sentence mixing and accurate head tracking in a modern meme!

Now there's a Pretty Meme!! Exquisite, I finally found what I was looking for, S-rank level shit here well done!

"It's a DIE!-alect." Oh, my sides :D

LOL, "check the oven lately?" thats clever

Now I can’t stop singing “Saucy Jack and his crazy explanations”

Oh, seeing Steamed Hams in 2022 warms my heart.

YOU'RE BURNING IT DOWN CHECK THE OVEN LATELY? Perfect

THE ECONOMY, I'M GETTING MY POSTER OF MEMES OFF MY WALL

Him pulling the egg out of the omelette made my sides sore

I love when people mix all those sound clips together to make sentences that the characters don’t say in game, it’s really funny

We're are watching the next comedy of the decade, and yes in my opinion jack makes the mother of all steamed eggs

2:58 SAM GET TF OUTTA THERE

The "fucking idiot!" Part is so funny I lost it 😂😂

Lmao Sam’s so calm saying he’s going to die to death.

“Jack, im gonna die to death💀💀💀”

1:10 maybe an electricity greenscreen around his feet since he's sprinting?

When you can make the mother of all omelets like Armstrong, you tend to be overly critical of eggs.

Immense this touched me on a personal level.

MGR memes just keep getting better and better.

"jack, I am going to die to death!' LOL

Making the mother of all omellettes here, Armstrong.

"Yeah! It's a DIElect"

This is VERY high effort it must've took so long to get all those audio files

“This egg is shit, no saving it.” “You make a great egg” _?????????_

"Economy? At this time of day?"

Rip Sam , the economy got the best of him.

Cant believe Armstrong would fret over every egg in the omelette-

Making the Jack of all omelets here, mother.

This is a masterpiece.

this guy is underrated af

MAKING THE MOTHER OF ALL STEAMED EGG HERE ARMSTRONG! CAN'T FRET OVER EVERY EGG!

Love that the Economy was on fire

some memes never die

I like how Raiden and Sam are roomates

Just subscribed rigth now, your work is amazing, keep going Blaul!

Steamed Eggs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

this implies that sam and raiden live together and i love it

The sentence mixing in this is hilarious and godly

Sam was living in the same house as raiden👏

this is pure

0:18 Oh fuck my roast !

We need a sequel for this

jack saying 'omelets' caught me so off guard lmao

Steamed eggs

The econom?! At this day, at this year, at this hour?!

armstrong came back a day later to teach Raiden how to cook the mother of all omelettes.

Nice, you put effort in a meme for metal gear, that’s rare now

This is straight out of a RU-vid Poop. I love that.

The reason armstrong didn't like the egg at first was due to him noticing the knife marks

this send me rolling in the air and got kicked by Armstrong

Try the culinary school of Texas! I'm not one of those bland Sous chef's I could fry an egg WITH MY BARE HANDS

THE ECONOMY? AT THIS TINE OF YEAR? AT THIS TIME OF DAY? IN MY NEW AMERICA? *ALL OF IT* in there?

it seems that armstrong only likes the mother of all omelettes 😔

I’m gonna make a steamed hams animation someday where chalmers does what Armstrong did in the game at the end.

Steamed *E G*

Making the mother of all masterpiece, Blaul!

"Jack, YOU PIECE OF SHIT!!!" That had me on the floor

0:49 Armstrong: Jack you piece of shit !