Steamed Hams but scrambled in a way that does and doesn't make sense 

Basically I took the script of Steamed Hams, used an online tool that scrambles the words in a way that kind of makes sense but also sounds like complete garbage, edited the result and... this is what I came up. To be honest I made this months ago I just never got around to uploading it for whatever reason.
Well, Seymour, I call hamburgers.
You call hamburgers I thought we were to purchase fast food and I've never heard anyone use the windowsill.
Isometric exercise.
Care to join me?
Why is there smoke It's steam.
Steam from Utica, and disguise it No.
Seymour.!
The house is happening in this part of your oven, Seymour?
Uh- Oh.
That isn't smoke.
It's steam.
Steam from Utica, and I've never heard anyone use the fact that was wonderful.
A good time was just- uh, just the northern lights.
Well, Seymour, you are an unforgettable luncheon.
Yeah.
Oh, egads!
My roast is on f*re.!
No, Mother.
It's just stretching my own cooking?
Delightfully devilish, Seymour.
Ah- Skinner with his medication.
When he hears Skinner's lame exaggerations.
There'll be trouble in there?
Aurora borealis at Krusty Burger.
Oh, no.
Patented Skinner with his crazy explanations.
The house is there smoke It's steam.
Steam from Utica, and I've never heard anyone use the country...
localized entirely within your directions.
Ah.
Superintendent Chalmers.
Welcome.
I should- Excuse me for one second.
Of course.
Well, that they are quite similar to join me?
Why is ruined.
But what region?
Uh, upstate New York.
Really.
Well, I'm from Utica, and I've never heard anyone use the windowsill.
Isometric exercise.
Care to join me?
Why is there smoke coming out of day in Utica.
No.
It's an unforgettable luncheon.
Yeah.
Oh, egads!
My roast is on f*re.!
No, Mother.
It's just stretching my calves on f*re.!
No, Mother.
It's just the northern lights.
Well, Seymour, you are an Albany expression.
I should be- Good Lord!
What is happening in there?
Aurora borealis.
Uh- Aurora borealis.
Uh- Aurora borealis.
Uh- Aurora borealis at Krusty Burger.
Oh, no.
Patented Skinner with his medication.
When he hears Skinner's lame exaggerations.
There'll be trouble in Utica.
No.
It's an odd fellow...
but I should- Excuse me Why is ruined.
But what if...
I see.
You know, these hamburgers I thought we were having steamed ...