Steamed Hams Only With Weird Al Lyrics | "Steamed Als" 

I was inspired by mebamme's "Steamed Hams But It's All Beatles Lyrics" video. Check out theirs right here: • Steamed Hams but it's ...
I'm a huge fan of Weird Al Yankovic and I wanted to create a video like theirs only using my favorite artist instead! Hope you all enjoy it!!
TRANSCRIPT
Well, Seymour, I made it, despite your directions.
- "I finally made it" (Like a Surgeon)
Ah, Superintendent Chalmers, welcome. I hope you're prepared for an unforgettable luncheon!
- "Super Duper Party Pony" (Super Duper Party Pony)
- "Welcome to my new place" (Inactive)
- "Wanna have lunch" (Girls Just Wanna Have Lunch)
Yeah.
- "Yeah" (Whatever You Like)
Oh, ye Gods! My roast is ruined!
- "Mr. Popeil I'm In Trouble" (Mr. Popeil)
But what if I were to purchase fast food and disguise it as my own cooking?
- "We'd like two hamburgers with onions and cheese" (Trapped In The Drive-Thru)
Delightfully devilish, Seymour.
- "Ah Satan sees Natasha/ No devil lived on" (Bob)
Superintendent! I was just...uh---just stretching my calves on the windowsill. Isometric exercise! Care to join me?
- "Super Duper Party Pony" (Super Duper Party Pony)
- "Exercise" (Inactive)
- "Join the Crowd" (Dare To Be Stupid)
Why is there smoke coming out of your oven, Seymour?
- "Smoke on the Water" (Polkas on 45)
Uh... ooh! That isn't smoke, it's steam! Steam from the steamed clams we're having. Mmmm, steamed clams!
- "No, No, No, No, No" (A Complicated Song)
- "It's a gas, gas, gas" (Polkas on 45)
- "You should-a taste my lasagna" (Lasagna)
Superintendent, I hope you're ready for some mouthwatering hamburgers.
- "Super Duper Party Pony" (Super Duper Party Pony)
- "You want a cheeseburger" (Trapped In The Drive-Thru)
I thought we were having steamed clams.
- "Ay, you-a pass the lasagna" (Lasagna)
Oh no, I said 'steamed hams'. That's what I call hamburgers.
- "No, No, No, No, No" (A Complicated Song)
- "I want a cheeseburger" (Trapped in the Drive-Thru)
You call hamburgers 'steamed hams'?
- "'Samatta you" (Lasagna)
Yes! It's a regional dialect.
- "Gonna familiarize/ You with the nomenclature" (Word Crimes)
Uh-huh. Eh, what region?
- "Where do you go if you want to buy name brand spatulas at a fraction of retail cost?" (Spatula City)
Uh...upstate New York.
- "France" (Genius in France)
Really? Well I'm from Utica and I've never heard anyone use the phrase 'steamed hams'.
- "When I'm in Versailles, I'm a popular guy" (Genius in France)
Oh, not in Utica, no. It's an Albany expression.
- "When I'm in Par-ee, I'm the chic-est of the chic" (Genius in France)
I see
- "Okay, I can hear you now" (Dare To Be Stupid)
You know, these hamburgers are quite similar to the ones they have at Krusty Burger.
- "There's just one flavor good enough for me" (I Love Rocky Road)
- "The Sizzler" (Albuquerque)
Hohoho, no! Patented Skinner Burgers. Old family recipe!
- "No, No, No, No, No" (A Complicated Song)
- "The perfect waffle recipe" (Waffle King)
For steamed hams?
- "Baby, Gimme that burger" (Trapped in the Drive-Thru)
Yes
- "YEAH!!!" (I'll Sue Ya)
Yes, and you call them steamed hams, despite the fact they are obviously grilled.
- "You slammed my face down on the barbecue grill" (You Don't Love Me Anymore)
Y- Uh.. you know, the... One thing I should... excuse me for one second.
- "Keep going? Okay, now? Now?" (You're Pitiful)
- "Excuse Me" (Who's It Gonna Be)
Of Course
- "Of Course" (The Saga Begins)
Well, that was wonderful. A good time was had by all. I'm pooped.
- "And that's why I think it's a Good Time" (Word Crimes)
Yes, I should be--good lord, what is happening in there?!
- "God please answer me one question" (Why Does This Always Happen to Me?)
Aurora Borealis?
- "The UFOs have landed, and we'll tell you where they are" (Midnight Star)
Ah- Aurora Borealis!? At this time of year, at this time of day, in this part of the country, localized entirely within your kitchen!?
- "An extra-terrestrial" (Midnight Star)
- "In the kitchen" (Trapped in the Drive-Thru)
- "The last day before trash day" (Trash Day)
Yes.
- "Yeah" (Whatever You Like)
...May I see it?
- "Do you mind if I check you out?" (Wanna B Ur Lovr)
...No.
- "No" (A Complicated Song)
Seymour! The house is on fire!
- "You set my house on fire" (You Don't Love Me Anymore)
No, mother, it's just the Northern Lights.
- "No" (A Complicated Song)
- "An alien" (Foil)
Well, Seymour, you are an odd fellow, but I must say... you steam a good ham
- "Really now, you're aggravatin'" / "But" (Sick of You)
- "Such a tasty snack, I always eat too much and throw up" (My Bologna)
Help! Help!
- "Help Me, Help Me!" (Mr. Popeil)

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