@@Pulsar597 it was such a genius premise and I wish I could hear that Fake Colbert's in-character take on the news every single day for the rest of my life but there's no way he could've passed up a gig like the Late Show. It was not meant to be. Segments like these get close to the Colbert magic tho.
I wished @stephencolbert read these comments because I'm sitting here in tears,realizing as he held up the sign stating 1147 or whatever & him speaking about the 'Colbert Report' that I am NOW watching the VERY same person, that my 7 years deceased son used to watch.. I had no clue,never made the connection in 7 years since losing him,that HE is that person,that used to entertain my sin every night and I could hear him laugh.thank you so much Stephen for making my sweet son laugh in the few short years he was on this earth
Yea man, she literally thought: "Hey, how can I make the RU-vidpeople happier? And then had the idea just yesterday. It's not like she has been doing that for decades. She waited with that until you could not love her any more and then she put one on top to really mess with your brain. Evvie only thinks of you and aims to make you happy. Well spotted, sir! You should at least write a Thank you note.
I thought the joke was going to be the toothbrush saying "Slower, other side, ok now harder, careful not too hard, yeah just like that, almost done, don't stop, don't stop, don't stop.... now spit on me!" 😂
Laughed my 🍑 off. Very funny, in a dark pre-apocalyptic way 😂. I had not intended to live during this time in history. It’s not gonna be a fun ride, but at least I’ve got Stephen
Congratulations!!! Wait, does this mean you would have hit this milestone by New Year’s if it weren’t for that pesky appendix’s murder attempt? 🤔We’ve loved you since TDS, and still even miss The Repor(t) occasionally, but you remain incomparable in all you do! We’re so glad you’re okay, and back to keep us laughing at life’s terrifying absurdities! ❤
lmao hearing him talk about he and evie and the snoring was gold. I do the same shameless crap to my husband. I always called it, "flipping him over like a burrito" hahaha
I'm imagining a military unit that gets issued excessively smart binoculars that can see in poor conditions, have great optics, and are aware that military hardware exists - but really want to look at and talk about the local birds, and don't care if there's a war going on.
A transparent TV sounds like a bad idea due to the general lack of transparent TV shows. On the other hand it will probably save a heap on the effects budget in sci fi movies.
Unless, like me, your TV is in front of a window. So my tv blocks the natural light to the living room, and the clear tv would be so much better for us because of the layout of our living room.
@@DeadInside-ew8qb Yep. It would rat you up most of the time, and occasionally also make up crimes you didn't commit and thus significantly prolonging your interaction with the police.
We don't need MORE distractions for the driver in cars! We need to get rid of the touchscreens AND the "rent the feature that is already built into your car" baloney. A vehicle is to get us and our things (groceries, pets, laundry, etc.) from point to point in a safe manner that is hopefully economical and as environmentally friendly as possible. NOT entertain us!!!
@@stoferb876 I can actually imagine it. cop: "Do you know why I pulled you over?" driver: "I am not obligated to help you investigate me." car: "Is it because he is donating money to the secret chapter of the Shriners to help fund their assassination academy for the separated children of illegal immigrants?"
Why cant they just combine it with Alexa and make her speech patterns more natural, but she's looking up the Internet for information... instead of pulling crap outta her power port.
@@vsznrythey're already doing that. By combining different functions, it can limit the amount of inaccuracies. GPT4 has internet browsing capabilities and can provide sourced information. There are also extensions for specific topics and functions.
I was sooooooo mad when I saw that Steven was leaving the Colbert Report. Like how could he do this to me!!! But then, after a few of these episodes I started getting into it!! Colbert report has some great memories, but Late Night was Steven’s calling and he kills it every time!! Congratulations on this many, and here’s to many more!!!
Congrats on passing your previous milestone Stephen and thank you for fighting through all of lifes bullshit and making me smile more evenings, than not. Much love✌️
AI girlfriends run by large corporations. No thanks. "I know you are feeling down about me not being real, but here's what will cheer you up; Amazon Prime Video, now ad free for an additional $2.99 per month. Love you"
TOOTHBRUSH… “God says … gargle … with a non-lusting noise, please. I’m only a toothbrush. I have natural inert molecular desires like any other talking toothbrush.”
My sister with Perforated eardrums has been appreciating how many bone conducting products have been coming out. Because she can hear some of it better.
@@JakubNeustadt Why does even a regular electric toothbrush have bluetooth these days? They just shove useless crap into everything and then charge more because "look at all the (useless) features it has" - yes, I really want to track my brushing schedule so I can post about it on tiktok - it's f'ing stupid
I'm pretty sure this is old technology. When I was a kid, they used to have these toothbrushes that would play music for 2 minutes. Same general principle.
@@gorak9000 🤣🤣🤣 Absolutely, It's like a competition to see who can put the most useless crap in other useless crap and have people flocking to buy the most useless crap ever.
I have an anti-snoring pillow that only wakes you up once before sending you into a much deeper sleep. The pillow needs to be placed firmly over the face to work, though. There is always a catch!
Remember 40 years ago when they sold cars that talked? Remember your BIL going ballistic when it said “Please close the door,” once too often? Remember talking Coca Cola machines? No, this is not a joke and there’s a reason we don’t have them anymore. Nobody wanted to hear machines “helping” them.
As a backyard geriatric birdwatcher, I love the idea of binoculars iding birdies so I don't have to change the focus and attention of these aging eyes and memory by reading a source ❤
The AI binoculars would be really cool actually. Sure, more tech, but we end up having to pull out our phones anyway to try to identify what we're seeing, by describing it to Google and hoping a similar picture comes up.... Something that could analyze a short video clip/visual, and maybe sound, along with gps and season, would be much better at identifying the wonders of nature.
❤Steven has taken to tapping the table waiting for laughs to die off … like good old Johnny Carson. Steven also displays the same sense of intense alertness to everything around him, the way Carson used to display. 1147 + 1147..
