Stephen Introduces His Anthony Scaramucci Impression 

Hey, hey, heeeey! Don't mooch the Mooch or you'll be sleeping with the fishes wearing cement shoes. Capisce? Take the cannoli.

Blondy Beharovic it would make a good comedy movie though.

Blondy Beharovic lol

Tbf, Donnie's a mobster himself. Too stupid but already at that level.

Become? They're already all about family, are deadly afraid of snitches, demand absolute loyalty, are only thinking about increasing their personal wealth, are afraid of the Mexicans getting in on their business... what more do you need? Oh, right. Accents. Mobster movies have accents. Although I think technically 'speaking like a toddler with brain damage' could count as an accent in some parts of the country. The only thing missing is pizza, which is good because they'd probably ruin that too.

Masterpiece of cringe.

That's why I'm back! I loved it 🤣🤣

You are so right LOL

I was just thinking that too!!!

Oh goodness, I hope someone does.

Oh, I would love if some respected journalist ask that question in a normal and sincere voice during the White House press meeting.

Trumps just a poor boy, nobody loves him

I guarantee he has heard that joke literally thousands of times.

Asaliuru Trump considers the being unqualified part as fake news, so they obviously are qualified. #Sarcasm #humor #Seems_legit

A Thermonuclear Explosion #weareallgoingtodie

Asaliuru sums up the US for you

Just out of curiosity, what is your IQ?

8675309 Just out of curiosity, why are you insulting someone who has different opinions than you?

8675309, The number you're asking for is 128. My question, is that 8675309 your Trump-Putin troll number?

Brady McClaskey, thank you for sticking out for me, but there's nothing that a Trump worshiper can say that'll bother me. :D

"It's like trying to win Connect 4 with just three pieces"

this wannabe mob have a very punchable face.....

Yeah, I was just thinking,...so now you have wiseguys in the White House. America is so funny these days. At least,.. it would be funny if not so f@#.! dangerous.

He's the kinda guy to go buy a flashy suit after robbing the American people and then wear it to a press conference This is a really bizarre attempt at referencing Goodfellas and making it applicable to the current situation

Really? My first impression was that he looks like Willem Dafoe as the Green Goblin... ...not saying I want to see him get impaled or anything, _but..._

Zaphod Beeblebrox

That Cathedral Guy Melissa McCarthy will be missed

Yeah, Spicer the hat less mushroom stem with a tiny human face on it, did have a certain cuteness about him..

Spicy did not want to leave. Spicy despises Scaramuchi, and he fervently opposed his hiring. Trump slammed the door in Spicy's face, locked him out, and so he took the hint and left. Trump's trying to do the same thing to Sessions, but Sessions is refusing to leave quietly.

Mario Krastanov lmao!

We need more of her on SNL.

lol

Yeah, it's a shame. I mean, the new Spicey was pretty awesome, even if he fell two concert-tickets and a handful of diamonds short of Old Spice.

I think he's going to be highly entertaining in his own way. Plus now we get to see more of Madame Crazy Eyes, sorry I mean Sarah Fuckabee Sanders. The pace this soapie moves at, we can use some fresh characters, the old ones get worn out so quickly! Case in point- Kellyanne Conwoman.

Tarryn Soapie? I thought this was a sitcom! I mean, we are basically the live studio audience, watching this crew of bumbling narcissists and laughing at them in real time!

True, true. OR it could be one of those Spanish or Indian soap operas that are so ridiculous & over the top that you have to just laugh?

Slam you head in a door 10 times and you will be fine.

Edi2003 I have already, ask your mom

The next big step to dictatorship... Should absolutely not be underestimated that he is thinking about going that way...

Pardon himself from what?

Foxy Sideburns From any kind of bullshit actions in the future

Contagious Gloom Every action is considered a bullshit action by the democrats. Biggest example is him firing comey. All the democrats wanted him to resign but as soon as Trump does it becomes a national travesty, and "obstruction of justice".

Trump himself will know best from what he is planning to pardon himself. If there wouldn't be anything, he wouldn't think about it. Might be the Russian investigations, might be his tax returns, might be something else, might be some or all of this combined. Please explain, why do you think he would do some research about this if he has no reason to need it?

M0oranshi it's meth

+M0oranshi No, America is pissed off. But like a drunk, we ain't going home until we kick some ass. It looks like we'll be kicking fat-ass this time. Haha.

M0oranshi America is always drunk, trust me....I live there

Here I thought after Bush the Obama era was America in rehab. But goddamn you guys relapsed quick when you voted for Trump.

unanimous300 Looks like you are kicking your own ass..

Zeta ! I'd be surprised if they don't do one last one, especially since he stole a mini fridge from his staffers.

Morticai Andthemortys what??? 🤣🤣😱😱🤣

Morticai Andthemortys wait. He stole a mini fridge? Hahahahaha 😂😂😂

Spicy apparently stole a mini fridge from the junior staffers.

Unapologetically Sassy this comment made me guffaw

Tweety Tweety And we thought we would miss Spicer 😃😆😆

Tweety Tweety j

Im starting to suspect that God loves Stephen more than anyone else in the world.

Jake J Yes we desperately need to feel better about the situation. Trump hiring a man who once cussed him out on live television in an effort to cope with the massive amount of pressure over the Russia investigation and the general failure of his presidency is a massive blow to liberals and anti Trump causes. The only way we can deal with this crushing blow is by making jokes about the mooch.

That's why I like Jon.

transformersloverjon Jon Colbert

cinnamongirl3121 *BITCH YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO CONTINUE IT* Scaramucci, Scaramucci, will you do the fandango?

Galileo!

Edward Worthington Galileo!

Master Ejura Galileo!

Galileo!!!

she looked almost as scary as the Secretary of State Katherine Harris of Florida, on Friday, 7-21-17, when she stepped in as the new Press Secretary. And whats with those damn fake ass eyelashes. geez, someone needs to fire the hair and makeup artist

Gregory Newell this definitely

Gregory Newell that would be funny but we need another woman playing him to piss off the cheeto

Look up "The Irishman".

no no melissa mccarthy should do this guy too

I humbly suggest Marisa Tomei.

Greg K can I offer you a nice egg in these trying times?

Yes I like eggs. Thanks

David Schultz I've got that same combination on my luggage!

David Schultz don't think that he can count past 5.

How is Trump supposed to remember that? It's way too complicated for him. His launch code is actually just 1.

300DBenz this country has just gone from suck to blow!

David Schultz well for several decades much before Trump took office the actual launch code was 00000000

A more perfect description does not exist! 😂

Antifrost cartoon characters are usually funny and oh yeah don't commit treason

I never said it was a good cartoon ;P

Bennet M. Darshan lollooooolooooolloooooooo00oooooool

did he say "...he sinks three foot putts." ?

+mungo likes candy Yup. He did.

badly drawn turtle, maybe he's trying to make don feel good about his best putt.

Emiscary1 having inherited it from her father, our messiah

DagobertX2 he deleted a bunch of them.

wrydrune He deleted all tweets where Trump was mentioned, even ones praising Hillary

BladeWinters mooch as a verb means to be like a parasite

Scaramuccia in italian means little clown, so no nick name needed.

Why is everyone saying this? I'm italian and i can garantee you the word means "battle of no importance between two armies". It's true that there's a character called that way, but it's not the word's meaning, and italians use it without referring to Comedy of Art. Consider that most of italians don't even know the existence of the "clown character" but everyone uses that word to mean "quarrel of no importance"

Seriously, in 4 years Netflix will have a long running dramady about this presidency.

More like a reality tv gameshow.

Drm R IT DOES! The cast of SNL should trade places with the nuts in the White House.

BadImprov SMOOCH me

CARNOT AGBOMENOU 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Ah the summer of 2019, we were so innocent back then

Yeah me too. Alex Moffat should be able to parody this guy perfectly.

Andersen Zheng weird times

But did you see the viewer count? I heard at least eight thousand viewers showed up that day. Media will say it was only ten thousand. But it seriously looks like - I mean, there MUST be about a hundred and fifty thousand people. Maybe more. We won't even know. They'll have to bring in some rocket scientists in here to count it. I mean, there's gotta be over four million people here. On this video. If you got Isaac Einstein in here to count, and you know he could. Isaac Einstein. He's a great guy, Isaac. Great family. I hear he's got the greatest family in the history of since before there is even didn't we have hadn't were families yet now. #sad #fakenews #sixteenbillionpeople

I think it'll become a new meme. lol

There is no best picture either.

You can pause at any of the frames from her press briefings and they'll all look the same.

I'm pretty sure it was random. She always looks like that.

this is actually one of her better photos

John Branscombe For Trump transparency means building a see through border wall so border agents don't get hurt when drug dealers throw 60lb bags of drugs over it.

I'm learning that a lot of people, you included, will let their standards go into a death spiral of delusion when their core beliefs or something they were very passionate about is challenged by facts or could be challenged by standards that are too high for their belief. You really don't want to know what your president is doing? On second thought, are you saying Hillary had "substance" too? Or are you just a hypocrite.

RAssphalt Yes I hold core beliefs in some things I expect from others like honesty, decency and integrity in people. When I see so clearly see that most (not all) politicians have none of those qualities, I can make my voting choices accordingly. Candidates that say they will be "fighting for the little guy" and believe in a "fair society" while they are financed by the super-rich and their PACs I am able to realise that they will not be even trying to live up to their promises and I should expect the opposite. I am not even an American, and very glad of that. I could not have voted for either "choices" offered in your One Party system, even if eligible. The same people and PACs routinely hedge their bets and finance both of the nominal parties to ensure a win regardless of the outcome. Then the larger oblivious populace can get all charged up about politics and cheer for their team and trash the other side and bask in the wonderfulness of democracy at work and claim a glorious victory or whine about their tragic loss and come back again for the next election. This reduces politics to the level of a professional sports league, where you cheer for your team, pay a lot for tickets and keep coming back so the stars of the sport can earn the big bucks. Until the average voter can "see through" this con game and carefully select the few politicians available that are the exceptions to this pattern then democracy in the USA will be forever monetized and your country will continue to get the best government that money can buy and deserves, regardless of which party they voted for. I would suggest that letting your "standards go into a death spiral of delusion" is self-revelatory on your part. The last person to ask about how well the president is doing is the president himself or someone he has appointed unless you like terms like "incredible" or "unbelievable" in their true meaning. Your current White House occupant has no credibility nor is he believable so I suppose those may be two things he has said about himself that may be true. When I talked about "transparency", I actually had the boy wonder who is Secretary of Everything He is Clueless About in mind, the "First Son-in-Law".

Stephen or Mooch?

He literally said that his own values dont matter and he will subordinate them for the President!

Donald J Drumpf her husband isn't even ugly.

Naaah man, "the Hungry for Power Games" are my absolute fav :-) ...But yeah, the Mooch impressions are classic ^_^

Don't try to fence him in. He can do both!

Janusha killary didnt win so the devil s not in the white house your traitor to our country should be behind bars. But apparently corrupt trash dont have follow the law

you jealous mate ?

Torgofoxtrot160 OMG more about hillary! thats over, its done. YOU DEMONS won. thats all you supporters ever talk about. NONE of you are intelligent

Yeah, the toxic dumpster fire that is the United States is now ALL on you, you fucking Trumptards. Every shitty thing Trump and his band of traitorous lying bastards do is ALL your fault.

"So many songs suit this new guy." How about Master of Puppets?

I agree, I found it so vulgar and exactly what is wrong with that whole bunch of monsters. I never imagined an administration could be so sickening.