Stephen Talks To Kids About The Election 

why not lizardman ? :D

He is obviously a blobfish.

+Becca Lowry Come on Stephen...you're my hero...but talking about people's looks is dumb.... Let's teach kids not to make fun of people's appearance.

north star Othbn. 4

+noGvf..q rth star

+Jeff White Just wait until that "sharing" is turned into understanding what it really means for honest tax payers.

+Jeff White He will be dead before they can vote.

Stop, they'll just tell you it's not about Bernie, it's about his message or some Saturday morning cartoon level garbage.

I don't mean for them to actually vote for Bernie Sanders lol. The fact that they resonate with his beliefs is all that matters. And TheLeagueObserver obviously doesn't understand a thing about taxes or economics. People who identify themselves with the label "honest tax payers" rarely have even the slightest clue about where their taxes even go or what government spending is even used on.

+TheLeagueObservers Hey, do you make 250 thousand dollars a year or more?

+RedVIII Right. Children who don't know any better always feel the bern.

+Maloney Bologna they're just not spoonfed bullshit by the corporate media yet.

+RedVIII they feel the burn because of their uncles , sorry im leaving

+RedVIII "Everyone is equal. Everyone deserves everything. Rich people are mean and should give their money to poor people so that there aren't poor people anymore. What's economics?" - Kids/Bernie supporters

+Mario Myers what about the rich people who obtain their money through loopholes and fraudulent deals?

It's because their parents are all 20 year old morons who work at at Starbucks and think that Sanders will make the $50k debt from their liberal arts degree go away.

+linglingjr So your saying that all of their parents had them at the age of thirteen. That is quite an amazing story I wonder why Stephen didn't bring that part up.

+linglingjr I had no idea that you knew so many 20 year old people who work at Starbucks. Wow it's like there was a big baby boom where there were 9 million baby's born that year. And all of them are $50k from liberal arts? It's like people don't get doctors, law, and or engineering degree having more than $100k worth of debt. I fear for our country because we won't have any doctors or engineers soon.

The fact that they only recognized Bernie in a positive way says a lot about what they've been hearing from adults around them. Kids liking Bernie doesn't automatically make him morally correct, it just means their parents think Bernie is correct.

+linglingjr you sound like someone that is pissed because she/he could never achieve a college education.

+TheKijib I feel that you shouldn't look to kids for important political advice, and that sander's desires are unrealistic and potential harmful to this country on a financial basis.

+drybrawler Well kids pick the president on nickelodeon which I can't help singing in my head when I write it has been right for the past elections since it started.

+drybrawler Bernie wants to rise America to the level of civilized countries. Peoples like you, who think America should keep being a barbaric country, does not exist outside of America.

+Ryan M Your neighbor runs a hedge fund that helped crash the entire planet's economy and then forced tax payers to "bail him out"? Yes, I think you should steal your neighbors money; otherwise, he'll just use some of it to ensure he continues to pay a lower tax rate than you. And you're right, why should we care what "not America" thinks about America? What the heck could we possibly learn from those other 195 countries?

+Mike B Well sir, I appreciate you staying your opinion. Although all Americans differ, atlas do you believe it's right to live off your fellow men because you're to lazy to wake up each morning and go to work. I understand we are at a loss of jobs because you liberal folks have been destroying our small economy. You knows what's funny about all this? Before we made an ignorant choice to raise taxes the job market was great, but you folks had to ruin it to pretend to be like Robin Hood. It's foolish and is hurting our country.

how does stealing equate to sharing... because that's all that income redistribution is

Redistrubuting to the top is stealing for sure. Spot on.

+PEG sharing is okay. unless it's nationalized

+PEG You mean like giving bailouts to major banks? Or giving less tax rates to corporations than the average taxpayer?

+Joker *mic drop*

+Bloempje Or, "Fish Monster!"

I dont think even Colbert would had been able to keep a straight face had a child said that. lol

I would have shouted "Tom Cruise!"

+fffan9391 So, another count for Hillary.

+fffan9391 Four more years;)

+Admiral Anderson "Consider yourself reinstated...Commander!"

Kieran Collins °Gives a crisp salute°

Hey, maybe they meant Michelle! If only.

Children still talk a lot of shit.

tomlxyz True, but wether you are a child or an adult you'll always talk a lot of shit ;)

Nice reference

Nah, he'll have already had two terms by then.

+s6thgaming ooh rah

+Dani Asd he'll be 86/87 and probably break the world record for oldest elected head of state

+Dani Asd Only if we develop that Head in Jar technology that they got in Futurama

+Dylan Palmer what kinda idiot wishes death/ or attempts to predict it.. jesus christ your a moron! considering more and more people are living till 90s, id say he has another 10+ yr's, enough to be a president for 2 full terms. 8 whole years...

+NoDogmaMama So do I - I'm going to miss that man.

I hope he's right

+Jenefer Motta I thought I heard someone say Ronald Reagan

+Jacob Nair lol you can hope all you want, the constitutions not gonna be changed any time soon

Sinthin​ ? I meant Obama for a third term. Better than everyone else who is running

C'mon man, it's not that *hard* to read.

Dude ... Not cool

Jack Davids it's fine

What a weirdo

me too, cuz I'm a human with mortal eyes that make mistakes. not afraid to admit that and attract the "your wierd" snore jobs.

Same if hillary

+Iden Hakeem I feel sorry for every human in the world if Trump is elected :(

Yeah, same with hillary

+Liam Timmerman Fighting off mutant raiders is not a minimum wage job.

+Austin lol and the other half of the entire world will be unemployed. www.cnbc.com/2016/03/10/trump-trade-plans-could-cause-global-recession-experts.html

I heard "Lincoln" somewhere.

+Rainbow Bubbles I thought that was Reagan xD

I heard that Obama too, lol.

+Madeleine Davis If only that were true!

I mean, Obama's definitely not perfect, but I'd rather have him for 4 more years than Trump or Hillary.

+理想の世界 In the gulags, between beatings carried out by the deportation task force.

+理想の世界 That is until Trump sentences him to life in prison for mocking our Emperor.

+Satakarnak Stop kidding yourself.

+BlueMewGaming I think he meant if he runs again, cause of how popular he is with under voting age demo. (that being said a lot of things change in 4 years)

+BlueMewGaming He didn't mean literally, compared to all the candidates he's the one who had the biggest impact towards the younger generation.

***** Well then he'd be dead.

+Satakarnak Exactly! Indoctrinate the children before they get old enough to think for themselves. That way, you won't have to worry about them using things like logic and reason when they're older. Bernie voters do exhibit a 1st grade cognitive ability, so that part of the segment was pretty accurate.

+mattstartsomething I can just imagine the smacking of lips coming from retirement homes.

+mattstartsomething those hard strawberry candies is what most retirement homes have

Yea, i was thinking that. He used a bad example of candy. Lol.

It's good German product

I'd be happy with Werther's Originals. I love those things.

+brrrrr12 liberal parents gon liberal

+brrrrr12 On a serious note, it means that their parents are probably enthusiastic Bernie supporters. The people behind him are just more energetic and actually interested in him than Clinton's supporters are about Hillary, who mostly just back her because they know her name but don't really know shit about her.

Triggered

+Overhead4477 Can't argue with you there. I actually do like Bernie and love how passionate he is about his policy positions. That passion resembles that of his supporters, many of whom are die-hard Bernie fans. Hillary on the other hand, well nobody really knows what she's passionate about. In turn, nobody is that passionate about Hillary...at least not the good kind of passionate.

+brrrrr12 She is passionate about getting elected.

Or butterscotch!

+Who am I? Werthers is great!

had my first butterscotch in 2nd grade and i loved it so much but didnt know what it was called and got so excited when i saw it somewhere but it would always be that bullshit orange shit that cuts your tongue. my parents were still learning english so the poor guys were on a hunt for years for "that circle orange candy thats not orange-flavored"

Ikr..granny keep em for church😂😂

+Who am I? I love Werthers Originals!

Same lol

kids are innocent, they can easily tell what's right from what's wrong through a very scrict and direct logic, no naturally, kids love him...in fact, every people who can actually tell what's right from what's wrong would vote for Bernie. I would vote for him too, by the way.

All Bernie has is a façade.

+Burrfrost AJ yep and it's meant that multiple people running for office and most likely to win other positions have the same political views as him.

@@mamacitavita bet

lol

Especially BERNIE!!!

Steve Frost but never Trump

Nope. Bernie or bust baby!

Question Everything nope I don't want to see Trump as president

supershinigami1 Neither do I. But fuck Hillary too - she doesn't get to slander Bernie and get the establishment to sabotage his campaign (going as far as paying online trolls to attack him), only to expect us to roll over and vote for her in the end. Trump is an idiot and will ruin this country, but it will teach the democrat establishment a lesson and in the future a candidate like Bernie will have a better chance of getting elected without being fucked with by Big $.

If you say Bernie or bust you are really really stupid

+Bloody heart15 And if you support Hillary you're not? Get your head out of your ass hill shill.

+Sandor Clegane I support the democrats no matter who wins. I'm not some sore loser who screams and kicks when there preferred person loses fair and square. You Bernie supporters are the biggest cry babies on the in

***** You're what's wrong with the country, you're the exact reason the Bernie or bust movement exists. You fail to see the bigger picture, and you're not only choosing to ignore the fact that Hillary is corrupt as hell, but you're also choosing the candidate that's more like a Republican than a liberal. The only true liberal currently running is Bernie Sanders but yet here you are, defending Clinton, and disparaging Bernie supporters (true liberals).

+Sandor Clegane If you acutally cared about progressive values then you would vote for Hillary for president agasint trump

+Channel 46 *Reagan

+Bryan Cotto Ah ha!

+Channel 46 Yeah I heard that too. #BagOfFlourWithRonaldReaganFaceDrawnOnIt2016

+George Charalambous Even though he had Clinton on his show right before the NY primary? idk man, he could go either way.

+George Charalambous He's pandering to his largest demographic. People aged 18-30. Don't forget he's from South Carolina. I bet there are more eskimos in SC than liberals.

+George Charalambous He knows that most of the people that watch his show are of Sanders' primary voting demographic. That's why Sanders is so popular among late night talk shows. The conservative voting demographic is much less likely to watch late night, so its a lot easier to make fun of someone like Ted Cruz.

+George Charalambous If he did, it sure didn't help Bernie much in New York...

+Flintstoned He's a liberal... or at least a centrist who feels the country is too conservative. You can play a parody of a Bill-o-Reilly pundit for so long and sincerely be conservative. And the reason there are more eskimos then liberals in SC is because the liberals there move OUT of SC. Like he did.

+Steve McBain i know and for every girl there are two boys lol

+Steve McBain I don't know how there are people like you that focus on skin color even in the most insignificant way. I saw this last night and I didn't notice that. I just saw kids.

+Steve McBain PC police at it again

Sorry people are born not black. The funny thing is if the class was all black you would not have said shit. Way to take race relations back 50 years asshole.

***** I mean I have zero problems with diversity in media, but to bitch about a classroom with white kids in it is fucked up. Why can't people just fucking get along?

+PaddySnuffles ...

***** And yet kids have a sixth sense about which people genuinely like kids. Kids aren't dumb, they're young. There's a difference. Just because you don't have 30 or 40 years' worth of information in your head doesn't mean you can't think for yourself.

+PaddySnuffles they said Hillary dummie

THEIR TRUT IN BERBIE IS AS BIB AN ENDORDMEND AS ENY

+darkstar mike they said hillary because he asked them who they think will be the next president, not who they prefer.

+Bernie swag dank Sanders Are you 8, just because someone has a different opinion then you does not mean that they are stupid.

+Bernie swag dank Sanders Typical "White Knight Social Justice Warrior", goes around swearing and being a total jackass to force his opinions on others. Learn from jackasses like this kid folks.

+Dan Wendelstein (Atvishees) Yes and just like establishment politics it is outdated, only connects with the elderly and those without any other choice.

+marc gendron enjoying watching American politics....trump is in! hillary, jailed....sanders looks like he won't even last 4 yesrs...lol

+Debbie G Glad you like camp fires so much you're letting your country turn into one.

Well you shouldn't

+Debbie G After he finishes building his Mexico wall he's going to invade Canada, install TRUMP logos on all the buildings and make Canada pay for it... If Canada doesn't complete it's "Southern Wall" first :P

who would you vote for if you were american

+The Truthful Channel She may be a villain, but at least she is smart and capable ... unlike 'shorty hands' imposter Donald Trump

+The Truthful Channel Yeah probably would've said she's a witch or some kind of lizard.

+The Truthful Channel I'm guessing they thought she was Cruella de Ville's sister.

Umm... Their consensus was that they thought she would win.

She may be evil -- but at least she's good at it !

+Tanvi Kejriwal are you the cm's daughter???

+madiam 4u No and I get asked that question way to often.

+하나 Τχνη из حرب 二 Chief Minister. She is talking about the CM of Delhi - Arvind Kejriwal

+Tanvi Kejriwal My 9yo , totally out of the blue, said "Donald Trump is mostly known for being stupid." We don't talk politics around her or own a TV. She's not on-line... out of the mouths of babes.

Tanvi Kejriwal i'm a he princess...

i think so? i definitely heard "Ronald Reagan" as well😂

+Scix Hopefully

+Scix I'd prefer a dead man over the current crop too. #WeekendAtBernies

I lived through Reagan. Gotta say, not a fan, personally.

+Scix He had some problems but I didn't think he was really that bad personally, compared to other past presidents (Ex: Bush) really.

+Mr420Spy Quite the opposite. Kids can tell if you're a shitty person in no time. Kinda like how dogs can sniff out vampires.

+Dan Rudy actually, it was a bit more sneaky than that. Stephen asked them but didn't want to take the risk of them not knowing about her and so rushed to answer it himself before they had the chance to say anything.

+Caina Amalas They probably had to edit out the kids' screaming in fear

A late (but serious) answer, but I think the reason is that Hillary is a woman. I saw a video not long ago, and it shows that like 95% of the children associate a profession with a man and not a woman. It's deep-rooted in our education.

Well trump is always yelling but it just looked like a picture of Bernie talking to me at least

ah, mr. simmons, how nice of you to come out of your cave to join us this evening!

don't worry, they didn't like Grammy Hillary anyway.

+Adairia But I didn't hear any Trumps in that mix **phew**

+Adairia faith in the next generation restored

+Adairia I was looking for trumps but I didn't find any. Good 👍

Apt timing to get a reply to this... with the Canadian parliament chanting "four more years" at Obama...

+David dude, whats a gekko?

Sini Myllyniemi Shut up sini I knew that, totally knew that...

+Sini Myllyniemi I never heard that colbert looks like a gekko, I probably never will hear it again either. Nice effort though. Hey, here's one for you, google 'mitch mcconnell turtle' or 'george bush chimpanzee'. You'll find literally millions of people who think they look like said animals!

Lol I always noticed that!!

+Morgan Hansen Well the answer about Clinton will always change based on who pays her more to change that answer about her so

+Justin L I'm just saying, he only let the kids talk bad about Trump and nobody else.

+Morgan Hansen Bernie too

+Morgan Hansen He may have asked the kids if they knew her and it either just wasn't funny or they didn't have a clue at first so they might have cut that part out to get out the appearance of unfair slander: ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-SDGgn2TaKKk.htmlm31s I'm assuming you're a Hillary supporter, so I have to ask you who would you rather have as president, Bernie or Trump? I'm a liberal progressive and long time Democrat, I would have been willing to vote for Hillary at the beginning of the primary if Bernie didn't win but her campaigns tactics have convinced my otherwise. I have been forced to take a second look at the Benghazi and E-Mail scandals with which she is under investigation. I always thought those were bullshit but upon looking at the evidence, videos of Hillary's varying statements about it and her motives it's clearly obvious she is guilty in both. But, let's disregard that for a second and talk about how she is Pro-Fracking, Pro-Wallstreet, Pro-Private-Prison, Pro-Big Pharma and Pro-TPP. She basically represents all the same groups we have been fighting against, I don't want these groups in the Democratic party at all. I am so thankful Bernie has fought so hard his whole life and is now bringing up these topics that would have never been discussed otherwise. The Hillary vs Trump show will be completely lacking in substance that matters to the american people - only a personality and character war between two individuals who completely lack character and display sociopathic personalities. To me Hillary seems like the perfect candidate for a corporatist, neo-con but not a liberal progressive. She is objectively not the lesser of two evils, Trump sadly is the lesser of two evils. Therefore it seems the Hillary supporters unknowingly are deciding who our next president will be: If they keep drinking the kool-aid and nominate Hillary they have definitely chosen Trump, but if they wake up and nominate Bernie, they have chosen Bernie. Let me ask you personally, would you rather have Bernie or Trump?

+Brooklyn HousePDX are you kidding me? I hate Hillary. That's why I thought it was unfair that the kids only talked bad about Trump. (I'm a Trump supporter).

Mr420Spy People are trying to elect Trump as Emperor of America and Bernie as Socialist Transitioner of America. The majority of the voting population is just as informed about our country as these 5 year olds. Also, saying that Socialism is "sharing" is dangerously incorrect. It's the legal theft by the government of profit and personal property of its citizens.

Mr420Spy Im REALLY tired of Bernie supporters using that bullshit argument. News flash, Democratic Socialism DOESNT EXIST. Bernie is a Social Democrat and the explicit purpose of Social Democracy as defined by their own terminology is to specifically transition a Republic to a Socialist State by having it adopt more and more Social policies and dependency on the government for an easier move to full blown Socialism. Oh and Socialism, by definition is intentionally and aggressively against the concepts of private property ownership and unregulated private profits. Bernie Sanders lives in some delusional fairy tale land where you can make a country Socialist without any of the negative side effects. He looked at Sweden, a country smaller than my pinkie and was like "hey, their economy hasn't quite collapsed yet, even though it will in 10 years, let's do that!". Bernie Sanders isn't about "sharing", he's about giving up YOUR personal right as an individual to make more money for working harder or being successful.

+Trevor Merrill "Also, saying that Socialism is "sharing" is dangerously incorrect. It's the legal theft by the government of profit and personal property of its citizens." Wow, wow, wow... wow! Oh my lord, son how you have it gotten wrong! What you just described is exactly what HILLARY wants to do. Bernie on the other hand, wants to GIVE MONEY TO THE PEOPLE. That is the whole point of his campain.

randomman2588 Um yeah, that's literally how Socialist Regimes get started 10/10 times. They say they want to steal from the rich and give to the poor and share the wealth and all that bullshit. Only thing is, if you do that, you lose any form of Capitalism from you economy, which causes it to completely implode on itself, leading to the government to step in and take charge to "save the day" and then creating a completely government controlled economy and an oppressive regime. Look, I get what Bernie WANTS to do, but how he's planning on doing it is only going to hurt the poor more and drive the economy into the ground. There's a reason we're a Capitalistic Republic and we are known for leading the world in innovation, because its the only thing that f*cking works. China may lead us in math, but I don't see them inventing Hyperloops and space stations and iPhones. You want to know WHY that is, despite the fact that they have WAY more population and a general higher level of intelligence? Because they're f*cking Communist and Communism crushes the hopes and dreams of its people and keeps them in the dark ages. Communism, Socialism, Democratic Socialism, its all the same f*cking thing. A way to give more power to the government at the expense of innovation, progress, and the good of the people. Poor people don't need a higher minimum wage or more welfare programs. They need a f*cking job and they need a path to work their own asses off to get a better life. You can't hand people free shit and think that will solve the problem. That's not how it works.

+Trevor Merrill I like him because he gives me hope for humanity. That we as a society can unite for the good of all of us. I don't worry about money and I want other people to have a chance to have this feeling as long as they are willing to work for it. Make no mistake, just because college would be "free" does not mean that you can get a degree and a good job without hard work. The true purpose of "free" college is to take the money that would've been tied up in student loans and put it to work in our economy. That money will be spent and go towards our GDP. His policies would be extremely good for regular companies and small businesses but terrible for the multinationals that are slowly taking over the world.

+ANDY P He didn't even ask if they knew who Hillary was he just told them.

+Mr420Spy one of them said also Obama, the kid all the way in the back

+Sarahcate Roberson that was ted cruz's kid, cruz told him that not only is obama going to take away our guns but he's going to take over the white house as dictator next.

Seriously. They don't have a fucking clue what anything they're saying means

+Kinkit Wong Smart kid. I really am convinced he would win a third term.

+JosephM1750 Like FDR.

As if 😂😂

+Sam Lee omg! didn't see this...wicked

Hell yeah lol

I heard it

Yeah but they all said they were confused by him... Lol

I think just that one girl said that

+Alec Joseph just one and a little boy said he feels safe with him.

+Andrew Briddell well yea because when you're in kindergarden you're taught that sharing is caring. When you get older they say sharing is communism.

+Alec Joseph they 'all said'? i didn't hear that.

if this were actually a real thing, id agree with you, but its just a joke dude.

+Nolan Wright Lmao

+Rikunda As far as I know, when shows do remotes at schools, they tend to choose schools where some staffers' kids already are. I imagine that's what happened here, and this is some school in a Connecticut/New York/New Jersey suburb where a Late Show staffer lives. Obviously, it would be hard to find a school in Manhattan or especially in the outer boroughs (maybe Staten Island or some corner of the Bronx) that looked like this.

+Rikunda For the sole purpose of annoying you and anyone who noticed. Or maybe they are from a predominately white area.