Stereo Madness Isn't Sightreadable [April Fools] 

I love gd cologne

too cheesy

✍🔥

I love rice

i eat uranium

sounds like something robtop would do

😂

or "agreed." >deletes geometry dash

Biggest plot twist of all time

it’s april fools sooo

thats minimalism to express the emptiness the creator felt when creating the level, specifically the emptiness in his 2013 wallet, you dont get modern art

@randomannoyance exactly, this guy just doesn't get, stereo madness would go for 6969 billion if rob were to sell it.

levelution went way too far with this one

It’s just that stereo madness is *a little mediocre, no offense* (Did you get the reference, don’t worry it’s kinda hard.)

​@@falaplays814E

man we got geometrical spidered

Man We Got Dash Spidered

Dash spider in stereo madness is crazy. wait until 2.3 it will happen

Truly a ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬛ ◻️ ⬛ ⬛ ◻️ ⬛ ⬛🕷️ ⬛ ⬛⬛⬛🔼🔼🔼🔼 Moment

I know right like what the hell That par t .... was t otall y u nsig g htreadable. Who wou ld ev en ma ke something so evil? That's just... wrong.

real

underrated

yeah im thinking that as well

So true !

yea most of it is just common sense

game recommended for new players

fr

stereo madness 3rd coin jumpscare real

Yeh fr

yeah when I first got GD, I struggled on stereo madness. now I can beat it no problem though

Ikr

STEREO madness?

@@terminal_2495OHHHHHH

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@@terminal_2495 Now suddenly everything is makes sense

Guys, temporarily dislike every comment that states its an april fools video. I had my experience ruined by looking through the comments too early 😭

I also like the whole "It's not like the menu tells you how high you jump or anything"

ayo pauze 🤨📸📸

at 11:13 ? Right

It got you so hard 💀💀💀

11:10 got me laughing so hard!!

Like a damn semi truck

~ i love this date ~

Addictions be like:

I love my semiyearly Colon Yap session

It’s an April fool fool

its april fools bro

Facebook mom humor

ohio

Skibidi Gyatt?

both of you: please get off the internet (not you, commenter, you're cool)

It's a bird! It's a plane!

@@TheGayLiberalAgenda thats not very sigma rizzler of you😡😡😡

Ikr, unbalanced everywhere

​@@GPR_GDfor new players of course

dont even get me STARTED on those triple spikes. Extreme demon skill level wth are you THINKING robtop

​@@onyotubero 2 star levels had some skill in them tbh

My friend beat the level in 30 attempts He only knew about geometry dash when I told him about it April fools dum dum it took 140 attemps

LOL COLOGNE APPROVED

missed opportunity

@@CrystalKyryn could not agree more

real@@CrystalKyryn he could have made like 1300$

Hi gd colen

agreed

yeaysysyeyysywyeyes

The yellow icon messed with their pathfinding

Lol

countdown is automatic when you do a premiere

its april fools

Your the one giving money to this guy

ik and i dont regert it@@reaver9394

Got me so hard

definitely real in stereo madness

​@darkness17239 okaaaay? And? You don't need to say that, everyone who plays gd knows that, and that's basically all Gd Colonge's fans...

​@@cupdarkness17239except the boomlings fans

​@@theresabrunskill7097 IT'S REAL!?!?!? Bruh It's fake dum-dum.

And then right after they show that you _should_ hit the yellow bumpers, then it _trolls_ you by killing you if you hit them! Like, make up your mind, game! It’s so unfair to switch it up like that!

Maybe the real food was the friends we made along the way.💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

When is The Best Geometry Dash Moments of 4096

WHERE HAVE I SEEN YOU

b-but youre a m-minecraft youtuber-

Minecraft and geometry dash :O

you play geometry dash?

False: females do not play geometry dash

@@Alexthegreater808paqoe:

@@Alexthegreater808 juniper

@@YourAverageMango it’s a joke ofc some women play gd 😭😭😭

@@user-hw3ey9ez7j it’s a joke 😭😭😭

How are the 8hz players supossed to pass that! You can see it from the very start of the game, robtop clearly has no support to graphic calculator players. How horrible.

@@FCMasloPL why did u pick 8 not 3 that doesnt make sense

Same bro

i was hoping for it to happen when i saw cuphead😭

Saw someone do it with little nightmares 2, complaining about how 'the controls are imprecise'

I was so happy when i realized lol

​​@@M87lol man, I remember when I got my first 3D platformer, I had zero experience with 3D games and no one to ask, so I remapped controls to arrows, and abilities, to buttons like End, Page Up etc bc that was easier to memorize than letters🤦‍♂️ Then, the sequel forced me to choose a preset, I decided WASD is fine That was 10 years ago

Fr

That box costed be $4.49 CAD making this my highest budget video in a while Cereal tastes like styrofoam too

​thats why captaincrunch is better @GDColon

all cereal in canada tastes terrible and its so expensive (we also don't have captain crunch)

all canadians can agree with this

copy and paste bot stole your comment

@@cheeseburgermonkey7104 bruh really

The spider part is my favorite game mode.

Yeah I like how sight-readable it is

He won't

WE. NEED. MORE. INDICATORS!

fr

even though there are no orbs, we need jump indicaters on the orbs.

@@GigaChadMain69420 he doesn't want to, but he NEEDS to.

that's the joke

j

true

You think a yellow arrow is enough information for them to know how to play the game?

The icon was yellow, messing with their pathfinding

Fr

Frfr

Very unsightreadable video

​@@capybara2515haha

😂

its even better he doesn't e en introduce the spider, it's just there

even******* i hate youtube i can't edit my comment

​@@adieuingyou can, click the dots

it was probably the most expected thing out of an april fools video. if you've seen gd colon in the past 4 months it'd be obvious

@@adieuing oh ma gawd is that aueding the fe2 guy, remember there's no escape.

I KNOW I WAS GONNA SAY THAT

That's the joke

Joke went over your head

Guys the joke didn’t go over their head they’re just pointing out the joke for other people who missed it

Wow you got the joke!

Me tooooooo

Frfr

fr

Fr

fr

wdym bro today is crecember 65

It definitely helps to 'fool' you into thinking this is an actual level analysis, and not just a joke.

it took me far too long to realize

it is not taking itself seriously at all what are you talking about

@@thecontaminatedone6094 the first 6, 7 or so minutes say otherwise.

also new tublar8 video when

​@@realmonochrome verifying aeternus while eating waffles coming soon (trust)

hey this isn't Back on Track

Bro forgor the hardest actual level auto play area

fr

$0.023 💀

@@irtizababar3489 sadly argentina economys is rlly bad

@@irtizababar3489 at least he gave something

ikr

Fue buenísimo KSJSAKJS

🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯

Also Bounce Tales But there are games where it does *not* work like that 1. Classic Sonic games, touching the spikes sideways is safe 2. Some P2W Russian Transformice clone, reverse side of spikes is safe in it (prob the original game as well)

no durr

3. Celeste

does anyone remember flagman and the dude with a jetpack?

Same with that damn cheating rocket! It doesnt just appear after the platforms: it EVEN appears on the very end!!!

Balls

dammmmmmmmm

Geometrical garbage 😢😢

geometry sh*t

1234

Third coin perhaps?

thought something was off but i didn’t actually realize today’s date until “don’t portals normally take you places” lmao

I noticed it when he called it the rocket game mode

I found out at 11:10

I noticed it before the premiere started

how is it serious

@@petaltoday it feels like a normal video and also a joke at the same time

@@Trashtatine yeah it’s supposed to seem like a serious video, but none of the points are serious. colon has been very adamant that he likes stereo madness

@@petaltoday that’s the idea, it looks like a normal video but the points aren’t serious

fr

Hi

Nice call lol

I mean jumpscare 3 was made the day after the dash video but ok :(

@@DashSpiderJumpscares dash spider jumpscares jumpscare

lol

hello bro

that is not even close to the correct timestamp

11:09

😂

sorry I have skill issue💀

​@@Mariomarco5 No. Colon has a skill issue. He always yapped about the spider part for not being understandable, but I never died to it.

This part made me die from laughing 😂

fr

yeah, unsightreadable, no jump indicators.. lemme buy some popcorn for this

YOOO IM NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO RECOGNIZED THAT

fr

April fools!! 😂🎉

gd bolognese

@@goober130 gd milanese

fr

True

dude, did you seriously forget the short spider part?

Untrue New players are already introduced to 2 new modes, a third mode would have made the player lost and forget the previous mode Think about stereo madness is the one that presents the most mode

There's a spider part for half a second so that's something

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