Steven Seagal Forces a Man to Watch His Terrible TV Show 

Steven seagal has been studying bullshido for over 40 years

We need to stop viewing Big Daddy Seagal as a human and see him for what he is. GOD. Love the vid bruv

The only live human who looks like his hair was drawn on with a sharpie.

I like hearing "Because this is RedEye Reviews". You always write a perfect segway just to say that, i think thats the only thing to never change. ✌️

the psychic girl is the same girl that gets turned on by seagal smashing paper cups in that movie where he is russian mafia or something

Man, the way that 400 pounds of Seagal nearly crushed the guy standing behind the door (for no apparent reason) is something I will come back for every now and then.

0:37 in case you thought Seattle , Albania

Enjoyable as always. I was just thinking about the people who watch Seagal's movies for an unironic, sober good time, with applause, a fist raised, and a "Hoo, that was a good one" as the credits roll. They must exist. Then, I thought Las Vegas is where artists past their prime would set up a residency with 2-shows each night. No such thing for action stars, especially now as straight-to-DVD went away with DVD's. Vegas casinos should have Seagal do a show recreating his best fight scenes while he is seated in a chair on the stage. I would definitely pay to see that.

HAHAHA:"I should probably get back into the scene"..." then remembering that dwarfs are not real"😂...the amount of golden pieces in your videos is epic Mr RedEye.. hope you can read my English LOL it's not the best.

R.I.P. DARREN SHAHLAVI Darren was the actor playing the Albanian guy. He was an amazing martial artist and, according to those that knew him, an amazing human being that passed away back in 2014. He even played the main villain in Ip Man 2 where he had a twenty minute fight scene with Donnie Yen and Sammo Hung... and seeing him being destroyed by fatass Seagal in two minutes is just heartbreaking.

I'm surprised he admitted to not knowing Albanian.

3:48 Jesus H. Christ. I nearly died laughing. Steven the Melted cheese bender is the most hilarious shit ever

Dog The Bounty Hunter didn't retire to Russia. Everyone knows Dog now represents Georga's 14th district.

@11:27 I must have some dark humor to really have laughed so much that I became lighted to this

At 8:36 isnt that the late Darren Shalavi? The guy who plays the main antagonist boxer in Ip Man 2? He's infinitely more badass than Seagal can ever hope to be.

"He never runs, yet he always catches up to you."😂😂 You should review 10 to Midnight (1983) with Charles Bronson

Did you ever react / review one of his first 90's straight-to-DVD movies "TICKER" with Tom Seizmore and Dennis Hopper? It was released smack bang between "Exit Wounds" and "Half Past Dead".

You should try and find a way to review his video game. " Steven Seagal is the Final Option".

I love how segal always acts exhausted that he's doing soo much good 😂 like, **sigh** i know i helped you and im great **breathes heavily** now you owe me favors

11:35 So dark... Well played 😆

Seagal should be convicted for first degree murder for that

Your Seagal voice cracks me up every time! 🤣

My opinion Steven Seagal's Dragon Ball Z Vegeta inspired hairline is "deplorable".

Top of Steven’s head looks fuzzy as hell

The random pile of garbage squeaking when the car ploughs through it really gets me. xD Plus the fact that Seagal's squad are really good at just letting the bad guys get away scot free for no reason. Like, not even a desperate sprint after the car/dude on foot?

Yay! Off work for a new RedEye!!!

I liked Seagal in "Load Of Honour."

10:25 he seems to be applying pressiure right next to the wound... pretty sure that's supposed to be ON the wound...

Do you find yourself talking like master Segal in your real life? You know, all jowls

3:58 Looking at the skytrain bridge from the New Westminister quay. I can see the towers of Surrey Central in the far background. That's not Seattle, Washington.... that's heading out to the suburbs outside of Vancouver B.C. #GVRD

I hate the RU-vid algorithms that took your content off my feed, so I'm commenting and liking in hopes it'll un-£¥%€ itself.

It's another episode of Seagal doing jack and shit.

Ah, Seagal the gift that keeps on giving...

He is Al Banian. Is that anything like Al Bundian?

Hey Redeye, in one of your Seagal videos you mentioned a song he sings in the credits. I remember you thought it was surprisingly good. I can’t remember which review it was. I know it was the movie where he plays an Alaska Ranger that is a pen-pal with an orphan girl in Poland. Do you remember the name of that movie?

I'm gonna start saying the ghost line now 😂

I quite enjoy this show although I enjoy all of Seagal's work except perhaps 03's *Belly Of The Beast*.

Steven Seagal is a goldmine!! At least for all the RU-vidr’s making fun of him.

Never runs bit always catches up with you. Our meatloaf is Like jason from friday the 13th springs to mind.

Bro I love this guy. Redeye reviews. I wonder if he will ever do face reveal. P.s. all hail Mr . Seagal.

His hair looks CG lmfao

3:25 that dude looks like Ben Shapiro. Well, I should say that guy looks like a better looking Ben Shapiro.

Is he spraying on his forehead now i cant actually see any hair. Its just dark. Heh

I like the way the fortune teller is built, making her the only character I want to see more of and know more about! Pretty much all the other characters are lame including "barbie"

Remember when Seagal was a Buddhist and refused to have his character in that movie, Glimmer Man I think, kill anyone? Okay and if he want to play with big guns(rifles if you are a Marine) why isn't he using one of those BFGs that fire 50 caliber Browning Heavy Machinegun Ammo like the Barrett?

Bring back Steven saboomboom Redeye! Please! Love you brother

Steven's seagal is a hero. Don't date disrespect the man.

No membership on your channel Mr RedEye?

I love seagal comedies

The nearist thing ypur see to steven losing a fight or even being touched is in the china salesmen by mike who actually punches him. Ha i guess they let the legend have permission to land one punch on him. Bet the director knew he would love that like the audience. Steven actually getting whopped. Id pay to see that. Ha

There is nothing cool about Albania...just sayuing XD

I predict that he will in the future do his fighting Laying down because he is lazy

12:43 Mind..... the gap.

How does him and Ben Affleck keep getting work???

is seagall, "the police" in this show? 'cause I've watch like 3 of these reviews where he just FLAT OUT SHOOTS criminals instead of arresting them. that cna't be how that works

YYYEEEAAAHHHBBBOOOIII!!!

LMFAO!!! ^5

🎯 Key Takeaways for quick navigation: 00:00 🌭 *Introduction to Steven Seagal and "Red Eye Reviews"* - Humorous introduction to Steven Seagal's unique persona. - Mention of Seagal's characteristic features, like his greasy appearance. - Introduction to the "Red Eye Reviews" format and the focus on Seagal's TV show. 01:10 🚓 *Seagal's TV Show Scene Analysis* - Scene analysis from Seagal's TV show where a cop profiles a suspect. - Humorous commentary on the unrealistic portrayal of the cop attacking the suspect. - Commentary on the setting and characters involved in the analyzed scene. 03:15 🔫 *Seagal's Character and the Sniper Plot* - Discussion of Steven Seagal's character's skills and actions. - Analysis of the plot involving a high-profile arms dealer and the need for a sniper. - Humorous comments on Seagal's choice of words and actions during the scene setup. 05:54 🔍 *Sniper Shot Execution and Decoy Revelation* - Commentary on the sniper shot execution and its preparation. - Humorous remarks on the decoy scenario and Seagal's reaction. - Observation of the tactical aspects and Seagal's role during the operation. 07:39 🚗 *Car Chase and Parking Garage Scene* - Analysis of the intense car chase involving Steven Seagal and the arms dealer. - Commentary on the use of cardboard in the action sequence. - Humorous observations on the rooftop confrontation and its lack of logic. 09:27 💔 *Conclusion and Character Dialogue* - Commentary on the conclusion of the TV show episode. - Humorous remarks on Seagal's dialogue and actions in the final scenes. - Mention of the characters and their fate, highlighting humorous aspects. 11:03 🎬 *Outro and Patreon Promotion* - Outro summarizing the reviewed TV show episode. - Promotion of Patreon support and engagement with the audience. - Closing remarks with a signature sign-off and encouragement for support. Made with HARPA AI

That witty thing that you think about saying, after the fact, that would've been great to say at the time. That is "the wit of the staircase," or "L'esprit de l'escalier." en.wikipedia.org/wiki/L%27esprit_de_l%27escalier

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first.

Your seagull voice detracts from these videos. its not funny and adds nothing, just skip it.

That outro you did was pretty awkward for some reason. Maybe the sudden silence you gave between your little speech