@@jaybird1229 😂😂😂😂 ya he dropped his training session with Bruce lee and went over there and taught Sadam some manners!😂😂😂 it was him that strung up sadam and they cut that part out of the live feed…. 😂😂😂😂 Then he had to get back to train all the UFC guys and they all said he was the toughest guy on earth and his farts smell like Colombian coffee. 😂😂😂😂😂 He’s the worst lying delusional person I could have ever imagined to exist…. He’s the guy who always think people are laughing with him…..😜
Haha. I still believe that is Steven Seagal got a sense of humor, quit taking himself so seriously, learned to make fun of himself and embraced all the memes about him, he would be the most beloved celebrity
Steven Seagal has accomplished so much in his life... So now you want him to take advice from some fool on You Tube? That's the joke of the day! and should start you laughing... b/c I am !
There is a story about steven seagal that one of the guys who worked with him shared on some radio show where the producers went into his trailer and he was crying and they asked him "what's wrong steven?" "I just read the best script of all time" "really? who wrote it?" ".....I did"
How could Steven not love Steven? He knows all the intimate details like which chair has the best cushion and which dictator is best. What a true gentleman.
You know he has learned that technique in Tesshin Ryu Dojo in Japan 35-40 years ago, and he has been gargling his balls up until now it's EXACTLY how Seagal Sensei thought him to do.
Lol its so hilarious how he always wears those long and baggy overcoats in his movies, even his old ones. How did they let this guy be an action star? Like which requirement did he actually meet? Which stunt wasn't fake?
For those who don’t know, Steven actually invented akido, karate, and every form of marshal arts when he was just a child. He is also regarded as one of the greatest guitar players to ever pick up the instrument.
Neta Knapp "I actually created these glasses about 40 50 years ago and have been modifying them and have now perfected them. They are not quite ka-rah-tay glasses but a mixture of many different styles ive learned over 70 80 years."
When he talks about Lyoto Machida, he is talking about the high kick that knocked Couture out. Lyoto did an interview in Brazil where he talks about Seagal's little speech. He said Seagal went to some of his training sessions but that Lyoto's dad (a karate black belt) was the one who recommended that very kick because his opponent was a veteran and he "should do something that could surprise someone experienced". And then, of course, Seagal goes out saying that he not only created the kick, but he also perfected it and taught it to Lyoto. I mean... Damn... That being said Lyoto was very respectful and didn't even say that Seagal lied, he even made sure to mention that Seagal was present during training, he just said it was his father who suggested the kick.
Except he did not say that. He said that they worked really hard on that kick. And Machida said that the kick was his father's idea, which he was already practicing, and when Seagal saw it perform, he liked it and then they practiced it some more.
I would pay to see a Steven Seagal reality show that just follows him around for one month. From wake-up to nitey-nite. Nothing staged. No scripts. No set-ups. Just live unedited cinema verite Steven as he reacts to employees; boredom; women; drugs; issues; etc
I remember this interview he did awhile back, the interviewer asked him how he got into Martial arts. Steven said that he used to be a dishwasher at this Asian restaurant and some secret Karate Master who was the cook at his job noticed how fast Steven was with his hands when he was washing dishes. The cook according to Steven, saw that he had what it took to be a martial artist and he trained him in secret. bwahaha!!! Regardless if Steven is a fraud or not, he definitely has some interesting stories lol.
First off Steven fought real street fights him and Bruce Lee are the only ones who fought for real Steven also has a legit black belt also from karate and from the best karate teacher there is his students verified as witnesses that he fought in Japan for real to be able to teach there was instructor of the year in 1988 i met a guy who worked with him on a movie and he said Steven sent him flying with one hit and says he is for real not to mention his stunt men other actors and his directors all say he is real good that is a lot of people lying I guess wow
you're not an incredible intelligent man Mr. jonmacist John. "him and Bruce Lee are the only ones who fought for real" Steven Seagal and Bruce Lee have never been in real fights. Most of the other martial arts actors have done some competetive fighting prior to their acting careers. However; This was not the case for Bruce Lee or Steven Seagal. Steven Seagal is a pathelogical liar and a fraud. And you are a gullible fool.
Im sorry to have burst your bubble but Bruce Lee was an actor and not a real fighter. A mythological figure who was hyped up by people who had a hard time separating reality from fiction. People like Chuck Norris who actually trained with Bruce Lee has told this several times before but he is written off by lunatic fanboys who doesn't want their bubble of wild fantasy to burst. It's irrelevant if Burce Lee had a street fight or not. I think there are reports of him being in a street fight tbh. But Im talking about competetive fights. Bruce Lee wasn't a competior. He was an actor and a guy who worked out a lot like people who go the gym to train cross fit. Could he have been a good fighter in his weight class? Absolutely, but he didn't take that step. Fighting wasn't big back then and it was more lucrative to make movies and to make money from teaching martial arts. Traditional martial arts are not really gonna make you able to fight btw. It's a big money hoax for deluded people in denial. It's just not effective.
“I’m a fighter. I’ve fought all my life.” Yeah, he fought the urge to drive to McDonald’s and order two quarter pounders and a large fry every day of his life. A fight he lost 9 out of every 10 times.
I like all his movies but recently seen it reported he has tried to push himself on women and all his lies exposes saying he's a little a fake and a liar
I had one of those too. Atleast yours didnt shoot your neighbor in the face (and back) & hold your mother hostage. EDIT: I mean not to my knowledge. I'm sure yours was a class A Asshole.
40 years later he’s still flipping dozens of opponents by barely moving, and sometimes he’s even seated. Some will say that it’s all staged and not real at all, but the Steven Seagal School of Pinky Fighting certifies each match so you know no cheating is happening. What an inspiration for us all.
In addition to being a 7th degree black belt in Aikiddo and Bulshido, Masterbaytor Seagull studied the revered Open Palm Clogged Heart technique under Master Chu Sum Phat and has a purple belt (size 60) in this as well.
I think Steven Seagal has that Eric Cartman thing of doing "mental gymnastics" and believing his own lies to protect his ego. He genuinely doesn't think he's bullshitting.
In an alternate universe, Steven Seagal is beloved as an entertainer known for his "dad action" movies, great sense of humor, and self-awareness. He's also knowledge and passionate about martial arts and knows the effective ones from the ineffective ones, but likes to play up his aikido prestige for a good laugh.
Steven taught me how to walk!! For 30yrs I had it all wrong, I was putting my left foot after my right and then left after right and he showed me instead to put my right foot after my left and boy oh boy it's made all the difference when walking. Thankyou Steven, my father xoxo
That's amazing, you're so lucky. He's a great person. He taught me how to breathe. I always used to choke trying, but with Sensei's instructions I learned how to inhale oxygen into my lungs and exhale through my mouth and nose.
Sunny Ashraf Amen my brother! And doesn't stop with us, there are many others that have leaned important life skills from Sensei Steveies tutilidge eg. the complexities of the knife and fork, dressing and eating.
***** For sure. My good friend Chidason Gold told me that when he was experiencing irritable bowel syndrome, the great Sensei himself invented fibre for him to consume. He never had IBS again.
steven taught me how to shit my pants after a big meal !! He said that he learned it from a master ... and then perfected that bowl movement for the last 10 -15 years .
@@DannyKopij he didn’t just invent it….he perfected it! He’s been the more humble than any other human since he invented it, oh, nearly 80 years ago now
"When Bruce Lee was as young as 12 I ended up teaching him everything that he has ever known in fighting and since then along came the bloody internet" - Steven Seagal
@@stinkyham9050 Ali G the character isn't self-aware though. Sacha Baron-Cohen is. Hence why Seagull here is the Ali G equivalent of the fighting world.
Yea, Ive been training. I started training 70-80 maybe 120 years ago I dont know. Ive been perfecting my technique all these years. Because you know, some say I am the best martial artist in the world and UFC fighters need my help for winning fights. Especially the pound for pound ones because without me, they would never have thought to kick their opponent in the head.
+kawika dav That's up for debate. His belt was, according to some, "earned" under suspicious circumstances. Whether that's true, I don't know, but it wouldn't surprise me, what with his insane persona.
2011 was one hell of a year for Seagal, dude was smiling from ear to ear with his Machida and Anderson tour. He is crazy out of his mind, but you coulld see the happiness in his eyes from the spotlight.
He is a pathological liar, you can see when hes talking to people he looks at their eyes at the end of his sentences like hes finished thinking of what to say
I won't lie when I was younger I was a big Steven Seagal fan and wanted to own all of his movies. As I got older I realized that pretty much every Steven Seagal movie is EXACTLY the same. If you own one Steven Seagal movie then you have seen all of them.
@@miikavihersaari3104 I heard that scientists studied his chair and noticed a very dark and perfectly shaped dent. The carbon particles told them that Seagal-Sensei had roast beef for lunch. He later admitted that he used that energy source to power his explosion technique. Only a true master knows how to perform such a hard technique.
He actually has predicted tons of fights wrong, that's why this video is so funny because he still claims he's never wrong. All these fighters silva/machida/DC have also all come out and said seagal paid them to say he trained them and that he never coached any of them.
@@dominiclabuyere6868 This is actually, unironically true. He literally refused to kill a character he was supposed to kill at the end of one of his movies because he had an epiphany that “killing people in his movies was bad”, and the actor literally had to add in a line showing he was still alive, that got edited out in post 😂
Steven's persona is a long running, elaborate joke which began as a middle finger to Hollywood. Once you understand how complex and colorful he really is, he's quite likeable.
The guy that cheated on his wife and who’s kids want nothing to do with him and who ran to Russia because multiple women accused him of sexual harassment/assault and who is known for hurting his cast mates… he’s dead serious he just sucks just like his delusional fans
