Steven Seagal's Attrition Is So Bad It Ruined His Career 30 Years Prior - Worst Movie Ever 

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The fact that there is a YT channel majorly dedicated to shitting on Steven Seagal just makes me happy. There are few people alive today that deserve this honor more than him

The fact that Seagal is literally acting like he’s Ip Man is beyond hilarious

Fun fact: Steven Seagal has been: 1. Chinese 2. Native American 3. Black 4. Russian 5. Italian 6. Jamaican 7. White 8. Japanese 9. Mongolian 10. Thai

"Run all you want, there's no escaping the human penguin" 😂

I'm not 100% convinced these subtitles were in this Seagal movie..... That said, I am 100% convinced that these subtitles are better than what was probably in this Seagal movie.

Old man: _Seven young girls have gone missing_ Seagal: *I don't answer questions without my attorney present*

As a Chinese, i have to say all those scenes of characters speaking Chinese have incredibly stiff, awkward and unnatural delivery. Feels like Seagal wrote their rubbish dialogue, threw it into google translate and made the actors say whatever it produced.

"Stop asking questions. Just go along with it so he'll leave" 😂🤣💀

As soon as I hear, "MEGA BLOCKBUSTER HIT MOVIE" it's free dopamine. Thanks Space Ice

To be fair to Seagull, he only signed up because he thought it was called nutrition.

No visit to a strip club? What kind of Seagal movie is this?

There are actually three things that anyone who's worked with Seagal on set can tell you. 1) He's a creep. 2) He'll likely self-defecate after getting knocked unconscious by his own stuntmen. 3) His footstep sounds when penguin-waddling are identical to Pingu's.

"we know you spray your hair", space ice professional chinese translator 👏

Adding in the squishy step sound effects is a whole new level of Seagal-slandering Space Ice pettiness that I am entirely here for.

4:54 Why have you come? "It is you who will come... " LMAO

"...is the Steven Seagal, mega block-buster hit movie, where he showed the world" NEVER gets old!

Give this dude a humanitarian achievement award for enabling truckloads of healing laughter far & wide on RU-vid.

If you ever feel regret for a decision you've made, you can always take comfort in knowing that someone out there right now is financing a Steven Segal movie.

11:10 "I'm going to wrap myself up as a mummy while riding around on a skateboard and beating the curse on a technicality." 😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆 MY FAVORITE FORM OF CRAZY!!!

I had wondered, "Well, what will Space Ace do when he runs out of Seagal movies?" ...Then I looked at Seagal's filmography. If Ace did 1 film ever 4 weeks, he'd have enough to do 4.6 years of content.

"F*** your head injury, I'm going on break". As someone who works in a hospital, that's the most relatable thing Seagal has ever done

You surpassed yourself: the actual subtitles, the kanji for "fart", the penguin sound for SS waddling and more 😆!

"He can't talk." "Why?" "Because he is from a poor family." Has me dying 😂😂😂

"Mega blockbuster hit movie" never gets old

The "narration" that you edited for the film was genius. "I know that your films are for laundering money!" 😂

"Nobody escapes the human penguin!" 🤣

I'm so happy you properly translated all of that, I'd be lost in the artistry of a Seagal film and not have context otherwise.

"Seagull finger-painting the script" is fkin underrated xD

At this point I cant even tell the difference between Seagal movies. I'm always thinking, "didn't he already do 12 videos about this one?"

Damn, Attrition is so bad Space Ice had to make ANOTHER video just to reinforce how bad it is

@9:22 your subtitle " I don't have insurance" was good enough to earn you a new subscriber. love your humor 🤣😂😅😂

Watching Seagal tweak that woman's neck I just kept thinking about his reputation of "hitting his stuntmen for real" and looking at the real pain in that woman's eyes, I suspect Seagal paid her $2 to allow him to tweak her neck Dr. Death style

What many people don't know, is that have a waddle-specialist in your spec-ops team is an asset. His slow movements confuse, disorient and demoralise the enemy - it is the last thing that they expect. Mr Seagal has brought his many years of real-world expertise in this little known art to the screen so that it gets greater public recognition. Likewise the surprise technique of overwhelming the opposition from the comfort of a chair. They simply don't teach these skills any more and I fear the day when Mr Seagal is no longer with us and they are lost for all time.

As always Sensei never dissapoints to dissappint.

HAHAHA the "squishy" steps killed me LOL @11:05

6:43 the squishy walk 😂

"It starts off in San Francisco" the Tide Commercial and squeaky shoes had me dying🤣😂😅😂🤣😅

PLOT TWIST: Space Ice is actually the producer for all of Seagal's movies, just so he can come back and tear them apart MASTERFULLY!

"It is you who will come" With dialogue that gripping, why do I even need to watch another movie or play, we have hit the pinnacle of man's achievements in writing.

omg, the misinterpreted subtitles were a new level of hilarious! Nicely done!

The subtitles had me dying, bro “It’s a flying bug. Nobody f**king cares” “Poisons carry life?? What the f**k does that even mean??” “Stop asking questions! Just go along with it so he’ll leave!” 😂😂

Steven Seagal is the only actor that has made more movies outside his prime than in it.

5:57 WTF DUDE 💀

The sound effects and subtitles put this one over the edge. And I didn't think your reviews could get any better. Thank you so much

I will say this for Attrition: It's one of the VERY few Seagal movies that is actually fun to watch ironically. The vast majority of Seagal movies seem like they might be fun to watch ironically and then are boring as dirt. Attrition is genuinely hilarious.

Those subtitles were drop dead hilarious. Would pay real money to watch an entire movie dubbed by space ice. Make it happen!!!

4:40 - To be fair, Bug nets are a HUGE win when you live in many areas. You've never experienced true frustration until you're trying to sleep, but get interrupted every 15 seconds from giant fucking mosquitos, nats, or horse flies biting the fuck out of you.

Going through a hard time right now, youre helping me get through it with some great humor. Love ya bro, I hope all is well on your end

The squidwerd sound bites as Seagal waddles around is the icing on the cake xD

I laughed so hard at those translations from chinese to english xd Thank you Space Ice for providing the planet with your monthly Seagal "movies"

The squishy sound when Segal walks is a touch of brilliance!

Actually your best edit yet. Great job. Loved the translation joke.

Still waiting for that Seagal co-starring Breen directed by Uwe Boll movie to come out 😂

"So he goes for a waddle..." lmao

6:45 "Run all you want, there's no escaping the human penguin!" Space Ice is awesome

This might be your finest work yet. The subtitles are perfection.

Love that Darude's "Sandstorm" is playing during the Tide commercial. And as a longtime Simpsons fan, the Burns joke was priceless.

It saddens me that one day Space Ice will run out of Seagal movies to annihilate. Thankfully today isn't that day

This channel is an oxymoron, it's the only place people want to see a Steven Seagul movie. The new additions made it so much better, the squeaky shoes and subtitles, very nice

Space ice is a true legend! This man literally took the time to expertly decipher the Japanese characters lines because we can't all be as skilled as seagal at speaking and understanding every language.

Space Ice is a nation treasure and must be kept safe at all cost.

Run all you want... There's no escaping the human penguins😂😂😂

Thanks for the content. The sound effects and subtitles. Freaking awesome. Much love to you and all.

This channel is a comedic classic.

I laughed out loud with the English subtitles, especially the "this movie must be money-laundering, there's no other explanation" which is a thought that's occurred to me.

“ run all you want, there’s no escaping the human pingouin” 6:48 then the SpongeBob walking sounds really got me in tears 😂

the subtitles were killing me man, great job once again 😂

I can't believe there are so many movies . I was laughing out loud reading this subtitles. I haven't even thought about this guy since Clinton was President.But then I came upon your channel and I can't get enough of it. Kind of reminds me of when jerry lee lewis died last year and I thought he died before I was born. I hope Segal keeps going so you can too.

Steven Seagull is such an awesome guy for giving SpaceIce so much material to work with ❤

Worst movie also means the most entertaining review from Space Ice that has to be watched with my popcorn to laugh out

Whenever I’m feeling down this channel cheers me right up

5:49 My goodness 👀 That was wild, SpaceIce 🤣🤣☠️

Fun Fact: Sensei Seagull's friend ''Rikki'', is played by Hong Kong action star Louis Fang. The guy is a legit martial arts expert, you may know him from Ip Man 1 & 2 and ''The Story of Rikki-Oh'', which is one of the greatest live-action manga adaptions ever. It's so batshit insane, it features a fight scene, where one of the bad guys tries to strangle our protagonist, with his own intestines! If you haven't seen ''The Story of Rikki-Oh'', do yourself a favor and do it now!

"Goes for a waddle." Lol. There's one Segal movie where some dude just has magic wall running powers out of nowhere. I don't remember which one it was but like wtf lol.

How does this guy get these movies made?! It sure as hell can't be any studios in America!🤔🤬🤢🤮

You really raised the bar with this one. Saw it a 2nd time this morning and there are new gags one misses on the first viewing. Congrats! Keep up the good work

Seagal doesn't do anything believable for a man at his age🤣 spec ops? Come on sensei

Never clicked on anything so fast

"There's no escaping the human penguin" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🐧

This is was the most funniest $*** I've seen Space Ice! Thank you for being part of my TGIF Friday! BTW can you please review Nicholas Cages Deadfall and Vampires Kiss? I need to torture my boyfriend! 😂

The captions absolutely crushed it

Ah Seagal, never fails to FAIL..... SPECTACULARLY! 😂😂

"There's nothing Seagal hates more than poor man, so he goes for a wallow to clear his normal sized head" bruh😂😂🤣🤣...this had me rolling

I LOVE the "updated" subtitles

You killed it with the subtitles 😂 no truer translation can be found 😅

3:53 Adding Sandstorm score under that is pure genius.

Spec ops waddle man 😂😂

I laughed so hard I was crying and couldn’t breathe. Thank you!

It's impressive I still see people who are fans of this guy. I mean, it's not just about bad acting. He really thinks he is all that he tries to portray

“Attrition” Is this about sensei Segall’s hairline?

Just when I thought this channel couldn't get any better, BAM, hilarious closed captions! Right on!

Those "subtitles" are fucking hilarious 😂

When I am feeling low and lonely and yet you provided a steven segal review to lift my spirits. Thank you Space Ice.

So happy to know that there are still Seagull movies to be properly covered by Space Ice.

This is your best one yet! The subtitles had me howling with laughter!

"How kung fu, very good kung fu" 😂😂🤣🤣

That woman @4:21 looks so creeped out.

03:29 - i hear what you did there :D

Dude, the captions are gold.