Steven Universe On Crack #1 

How in the world did this video get so many views and comments? Thanks guys! I'm gonna post part 2 soon

Garnet: I will fight to be gay Pearl: I will fight for the one I was gay for Amethyst: *I live h e r e*

"I will fight so that I can be gay." "I will fight for the one I was gay for." *"I live here."*

"Are you ready for flying children, water (female dog) learns boats, high-speed lesbians, and snazzy bird?"

she is beauty she is grace she is a lesbian from space! it's garnet!

Garnet, Amethyst and Pearl, and...PATRICIA!!!

Who else thinks "I smell gay ships" everytime they watch a new episode of SU?

2:56 THAT EDIT IS SO GOODDD

5:18 lol that sounds like it wasn't edited 😂

Salty. Sass. Savage. A.K.A The crystal gems

if this is were try not to laugh i would fail it....

3:45 I DIED

0:46 I died😂

pause at 6:07 Steven's face 😂

BRENDON URIE NEEDS TO BE ON SU

2:03 is perfect

Are you ready for... *flying children* *water bitch learns boat* *highspeed lesbians* *And snazzy bird*

2:42 i died

"This was your last chance to have your friends all in the same place." *"ONIONS. HAVE. LAYERS."*

I just saw the new promo. I don't think I'll be laughing anymore

Hey what's the song at 1:43?

0:51 " snazzy bird " 😂😂 I CANT TAKE THAT ONE IM DYING 😂😂🤣🤣😭

7:52 Omg you make me laugh Man!

When amethyst says " I live here " and you laughed for no reason wast so ever

for the love of god what is the song at 1:19 i hear it everywhere xD

5:10 song please?

9:17 the fact that soup is literally frisk makes this way better

Where is 9:30 from?

Crystal fangirl I'm your biggest fan your the best person on this earth

3:38 is my favorite 😂

1:05 that actually made me laugh out loud 😂😂😂

2:43

0:31 when its that time of the month again...!!😂😂

4:10 I need a full version of this for..... *REASONS*

2:50 Garnet, Amethyst, And Pearl... And *P A T R I C I A*

whats that 6 second music thing that they play every 2 min.... 2:44 ... 5:32 ... cause I really wana know please

My favorite is when Amysthet finds out Peridot was sleeping with Lapis. Edit: FFS I know I made a dumb comment and I spelt Amethyst wrong, but I just want to enjoy some SU content.

5:26 *when you have to say a sentence about yourself and you have no ideas*

6:20 Song?

anyone know what the song is at 1:19?

3:03, best cover of the theme song ever

Whats 2:30 song

5:29 looks like someone's not a lapidot shipper... sniffle

10:42 I can see this actually happening

6:45 song?

5:09 what's this song

10:14

2:02 lapis be like:Fuck yall homeworld botches i'm done

0:34 That sounds so familiar can someone tell me the name? ;-;

What is the song at 1:30 ?

10:09 hilarious

3:33 THE SONG PLZ IM DYING

1:19 Music? :3

2:42 looked so perfect

1:19 what's the name of this song? 5:10 too

5:21 Garnet: I'll fight so that I can be gay. Pearl: I'll fight for the one I was gay for. Steven: I'll fight for the almighty pink mom. Amethyst:... I lIvE hErE

and what is that song on 0:32

This is one of the reasons why I'm still alive.

Anyone know what song that is at 4:38? I really like the sound but can't seem to find it!

8:52 my kitten was terrorfied and ran out the room howling XD she was like MEOWOWOWOWEEERRRRR

1:19 I NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED THAT SONG!!!!!!! PLZ ANYONE WHO KNOWS IT PLZ TELL ME?!!!!!!!!!

When peridot screamed at the start when lapis said I don't want your garbage a huge strike of thunder cracked scaring me

Yeah what is that song on 1:19

2:38-2:44 always makes me laugh, so random and profane!

"I will fight so I can be gay." "I will fight for the one I was gay for." "I LIVE HERE"

4:49 I laughed so hard my mom thought I was dying

1:19 to 1:24 Where did you get that music? I like it

What's the song 0:33 5:10

I'm so sorry I don't wanna be a prick but what's the song on 0;35?

2:24 anyone know the song?

My favorite part is 2:54😂

parts i laughed at! 3:39 (RIP pearl) 3:50 (RIP pearl again) 4:01 (yellow roast)

My name is Jackson So does that mean I fucked up?

Pearl is The ultimate salt lord

What I'd the episode with the Lions

i had been looking for 2:38 for longer than i care to admit

5:28 - 5:30 were the best 2 seconds of my life

YES I'M READY FOR HIGH SPEED LESBIANS

Clip from 0:33 ???

2:03 I shouldn't be laughing at this so hard

Garnet- knock knock Me- who dere Garnet- daisy Me- daisy who? Garnet- 1:50

0:30 Ayo, that was SMOOTH

7:04 😂

3:00 is so good i wanna save it on my phone

8:52 why does this crack me up every time!?

Names of these cool electronic songs? Lmao love the Gravity Falls and SU crossover

6:10? someone plz tell me

3:44 this one always got me

Whats the song from 4:44

2:42 3:33 3:45 4:37 I love it 5:21 5:32 6:02 me when there's no room ;-; 7:24 How guy's impress girls 8:42 XD 8:52 XD GET RECT All my favorites hope u in joy them just as much at I do :3

Song at 1:31?

all of ur edits are sooooooooo gooooood

3:54 song please?

Lapis:I don't want your garbage. *crushes tape recorder* Me: OMLLLLLLLLLLLL LOL

I love this

Garnet: I will fight to be gay! Pearl: I will fight for who I was gay for! Amethyst: ....I live here! Thank you.

0:24 it's canon

"Get ready for Flying children Water b**tch learns about boat High speed lesbain"

8:52 😂

1:30 is my favourite part