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Stewart Francis Live at the Apollo 

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@JCWTFYT
@JCWTFYT 4 года назад
The more I listen to Stewart Francis, the more I am reminded how alike our childhoods were... swimming back to shore, thinking....
@Charlie_Ses
@Charlie_Ses 3 года назад
...my father doesn't like me much
@kylestubbs8867
@kylestubbs8867 2 года назад
…Snoopy costumes are heavy when they’re wet.
@haaa20
@haaa20 Год назад
... and yet shoving a bottle of coke up my ass is ok by you
@rnb2489
@rnb2489 4 года назад
jokes about broken down cars? don't get me started
@newfiescreech7328
@newfiescreech7328 5 дней назад
So many comments about favorite one-liner comedians, and nobody brings up Mitch Hedberg? Stewart might be the best living one line delivery!
@stewartross1233
@stewartross1233 4 месяца назад
Brilliant!
@jb1582
@jb1582 6 дней назад
Genius
@lauriehwrdlh
@lauriehwrdlh 3 года назад
Stewart Francis is a genius, I love one line comedians, Tim Vine, Milton Jones etc. But the story telling through the jokes to link them all together of Stewart is genius.
@Charlie_Ses
@Charlie_Ses 4 месяца назад
It doesn't matter how many times I listen to this set it always makes me laugh. That's a sign of a great quality set! Bravo.
@joeadams-iv9yb
@joeadams-iv9yb 4 месяца назад
The Vietnam joke was the funniest one to me.
@joejitsu034
@joejitsu034 5 лет назад
Liked this after about 10 seconds. Best one-liner ever!! 😂
@timclark1218
@timclark1218 7 лет назад
Either him or tim vine are the best one-liners
@MrDaiseymay
@MrDaiseymay 6 лет назад
why not say both are---how rare are they in this grotty sewer world of obscenity ?
@xMaaggzz
@xMaaggzz 6 лет назад
Milton Jones.
@pipsta
@pipsta 6 лет назад
And Milton jones
@amichaelthomas83
@amichaelthomas83 6 лет назад
I also think Gary Delaney is worth a watch, and of course Milton Jones.. Lee Mack used to be good but doesn't seem to do it anymore.
@pipsta
@pipsta 6 лет назад
Alan Forster yeah I agree. Lee Mack is good on would I lie to you.
@alansmith9814
@alansmith9814 3 года назад
Best blend of writing and delivery.
@kylestubbs8867
@kylestubbs8867 2 года назад
Gets kinda messy, though. Maybe he should’ve put the lid on the blender.
@tomhibbert553
@tomhibbert553 3 года назад
Stewart Francis and Milton Jones are incredibly talented one liner comedians but Francis just edges it for me so funny this guy
@Auron710
@Auron710 2 года назад
no mention of tim vine? ;p
@nelsonclub7722
@nelsonclub7722 4 года назад
He didn't do his deja vu joke. Or did he?
@elnoruego6854
@elnoruego6854 7 лет назад
The worlds best one-liner comedian!
@stealthyguy1784
@stealthyguy1784 5 лет назад
Quixy Lados yes he is 👍
@ross8917
@ross8917 5 лет назад
Obviously not familiar with Tim Vine then
@chrispebbletoegaming602
@chrispebbletoegaming602 5 лет назад
Nope Tim vine is.
@liamlewis7534
@liamlewis7534 5 лет назад
I’m pretty good too
@nextgenplus1017
@nextgenplus1017 5 лет назад
There all not that
@hanoman78
@hanoman78 3 года назад
"Hard to talk to a pretty woman" love that joke 😍😂
@jasonalberto5925
@jasonalberto5925 6 лет назад
The best. Amazing memory.
@blaze1148
@blaze1148 3 года назад
.....if you repeat things often enough you will remember them.
@RIXRADvidz
@RIXRADvidz 8 лет назад
Thanks AR for the apollo snips and funnies. always appreciated.
@issacissac5140
@issacissac5140 7 лет назад
how does he do it sooo good
@adrinathegreat3095
@adrinathegreat3095 Год назад
Oooo I could crush a grape
@joshcruz2448
@joshcruz2448 2 года назад
I’ve never heard more dad jokes in one comedy bit than this one lmfaooo
@Stampistuta
@Stampistuta 6 лет назад
He’s fantastic.
@aashutoshtiwari391
@aashutoshtiwari391 4 года назад
I just saw this man today and now m a big fan of him
@alibawb
@alibawb 2 года назад
Really great... I'm in tears... Again.
@lawrencetendler2342
@lawrencetendler2342 7 лет назад
GENIUS
@scalezi
@scalezi 3 года назад
The one show joke, broke me because its so true
@WildPhotoShooter
@WildPhotoShooter 3 года назад
Stewart is brilliant, his one liners are consistently top quality.
@samadhistate9637
@samadhistate9637 3 года назад
It's always hard talking to beautiful women. When they notice it goes soft again. Lol
@SA77888
@SA77888 3 года назад
If thats your real pic, youre fuckin beautiful.
@yourrightimsooosorry884
@yourrightimsooosorry884 3 года назад
@@SA77888 it's always hard looking at beautiful pics.........
@kylestubbs8867
@kylestubbs8867 2 года назад
I was waiting for him to wonder aloud if he’d told that Deja vu joke.
@sking3014
@sking3014 8 лет назад
hes so good
@gdfggggg
@gdfggggg 5 лет назад
The best in his field.
@ashleychambers7602
@ashleychambers7602 Год назад
Went to see this guy in Harrogate and he was absolutely fantastic I think it was his into the sunset tour
@danielrawlings8090
@danielrawlings8090 2 месяца назад
Into the Punset tour??
@ashleychambers7602
@ashleychambers7602 2 месяца назад
@@danielrawlings8090 yes that’s the one 👍
@raysgr
@raysgr 4 года назад
very good i enjoyed it. thanks
@Will-qv6es
@Will-qv6es 5 лет назад
4/10 not long enough. Fucking gold
@kylestubbs8867
@kylestubbs8867 2 года назад
Why, though? Wouldn’t that hurt your privates?
@sc3pt1c4L
@sc3pt1c4L 4 года назад
great guy, always makes me laugh aloud
@hilalabbas2648
@hilalabbas2648 3 года назад
My new favorite stand up comedians
@kylestubbs8867
@kylestubbs8867 2 года назад
Comedians? I only see one of him.
@Blt-rr2lm
@Blt-rr2lm Год назад
I’m more impressed than laughing my head off. He is a true professional.
@viktorkardell9366
@viktorkardell9366 8 лет назад
A very punny man.
@Carl-LaFong1618
@Carl-LaFong1618 3 года назад
Pun DMC.
@papanoel3999
@papanoel3999 5 лет назад
God I do love the 1 liner comedy stuff.this guy and Milton Jones are 2 of the best.this guy though is probably number 1.
@PeterKertesz2013
@PeterKertesz2013 2 года назад
God,this is Amazing! :D
@90Skee
@90Skee 7 лет назад
excellent
@billkramer2994
@billkramer2994 2 года назад
He and Gary Delaney are a tier above! No one is 2nd!
@ednwab
@ednwab 3 года назад
You do realise most people either ignore the add or turn the sound down.
@proddreamatnight
@proddreamatnight Год назад
the 7 of diamonds bit, god that is so unbelievably good lmfao
@danastewart4965
@danastewart4965 4 года назад
I love this guy I think he's hilarious. I would love to see a show with him Milton Jones, Michael McIntyre, Doc Brown and Nina Conti
@kpec3
@kpec3 Год назад
So funny! Doesn't he look like Liam Neeson?
@clashoclans9927
@clashoclans9927 7 лет назад
You know you've watched the video too many times when you remember all the comments in the comments section
@ksportz66
@ksportz66 3 года назад
How many times is too many? 👏
@datagerrl8495
@datagerrl8495 3 года назад
New to me... wonderful wordplay. Leaves me wondering how he REALLY LIKES to relax when on his own... Thanks.
@iamdb1990
@iamdb1990 8 лет назад
so funny
@bobidit5886
@bobidit5886 Год назад
He's lucky will smith wasn't in the audience but then again Stewart is a big guy so I think will would have just sat on his hands for this one.
@BETFRED1981
@BETFRED1981 5 лет назад
Top man
@huttthejabba875
@huttthejabba875 8 лет назад
talented af
@bbaruchbaruch7484
@bbaruchbaruch7484 6 лет назад
Puns about really hot days: I'm not a fan.
@neonwilliams5300
@neonwilliams5300 5 лет назад
I once lied my way thru an interview as an elevator technician; that was wrong on so many levels.
@livequizuk6410
@livequizuk6410 5 лет назад
“A lot of people think that my dad was a weirdo. But he wasn’t. He was a lovely man. And a great kisser”
@Tuncapoo
@Tuncapoo 5 лет назад
😂
@robbryant52
@robbryant52 2 года назад
Brilliant the best
@plywoodcarjohnson5412
@plywoodcarjohnson5412 5 лет назад
Milton and Stewart are guys that will surprise. It's fun to have a bad attitude towards them. U might not want to laugh. But they will MAKE you! "Are there any ppl from up North?" For the 3rd time!!
@LOTPOR0402
@LOTPOR0402 2 года назад
An allepeci joke did not go down as well recently
@Jeremyramone
@Jeremyramone 4 года назад
So cool that stewart was the closer
@mattfairbanks7621
@mattfairbanks7621 4 года назад
Cant believe hes retiring
@kylestubbs8867
@kylestubbs8867 2 года назад
Well, those rough roads are murder on the treads of his car.
@r0z3d
@r0z3d 2 года назад
The bear hands joke is f brilliant
@timdavies4679
@timdavies4679 5 лет назад
I'm off to watch the Great Escape film, what made me think of that?..
@sammylpt9076
@sammylpt9076 8 лет назад
I'm not entirely sure. But I see a little Austin Powers in his face. Weird.
@sammylpt9076
@sammylpt9076 7 лет назад
Legend Killer Until you mentioned it I didn't even know that Mike Myers was Canadian. Coincidence huh?
@shimarlie1
@shimarlie1 7 лет назад
i hear Milton Byrne in his voice
@GARIONN1
@GARIONN1 Год назад
This one was great jokesss
@babypolitical2888
@babypolitical2888 2 года назад
THIS GUY KICKS-ASS!! HE IS ONE OF THE FUNNIEST! PHIL HARTMAN LIVES.
@Lofen
@Lofen 4 года назад
Couldn't be more accurate 4:45
@ramimoorea1990
@ramimoorea1990 4 года назад
A friend once told me about how stews had returned as a French cookery art form in Greek mythos. They even did an Olympian-themed show there called "Stew Art France Is Live!" @ Apollo -gize for my two-liner joke, which is still short of a definite article on the issue...
@byronelenica8329
@byronelenica8329 4 года назад
He is hilarious.
@timdavies4679
@timdavies4679 5 лет назад
Stewart could also do impressions, he has a head start with James Garner ...
@johndoeadeer2712
@johndoeadeer2712 8 лет назад
I'm so excited, new stuff and it is funny as f-ck , he's a class act ! Giving kids a bad name ? Posh and becks ,
@mpd4sure
@mpd4sure 3 года назад
GOAT!
@Dhark0rion
@Dhark0rion 8 лет назад
Imagine him doing a two-hour show
@ehekkert
@ehekkert 6 лет назад
I'd rather not. How is someone just rehashing one-liners considered a comedian.
@nim127
@nim127 6 лет назад
Erwin Hekkert Jimmy carr?
@30secondstomarsMBH
@30secondstomarsMBH 5 лет назад
I'd be dead.
@joejitsu034
@joejitsu034 5 лет назад
Erwin Hekkert probably because telling jokes & making people laugh is what a comedian is you dickhead
@newhorizons2409
@newhorizons2409 3 года назад
Erwinn Hekkert I don't blame, these jokes are whizzing right over your head because you are probably too slow to catch on.
@Baaagel
@Baaagel 7 лет назад
Can anyone tell me what song is played as he comes onto the stage?
@andycampsall3832
@andycampsall3832 3 года назад
This guy is brilliant so sad he’s retired from touring 🙁
@TequilaToothpick
@TequilaToothpick 3 года назад
I wondered what happened to him.
@maverick792
@maverick792 3 года назад
@@TequilaToothpick he said he wants to get into writing..I guess a screenplay
@ksportz66
@ksportz66 3 года назад
@@TequilaToothpick Swimming is difficult under a campervan
@7ebr830
@7ebr830 2 года назад
Chap's a genius.
@paulhardman4640
@paulhardman4640 3 года назад
A masterclass 🤣🤣🤣
@dionlindsay2
@dionlindsay2 3 года назад
It's probably because of the order in which he tells the jokes, or the spaces he leaves between them, but it sounds odd that each joke gets a few seconds reaction, then silence. Nothing builds into rolling laughter through the jokes.
@josephfigliuolo7286
@josephfigliuolo7286 4 года назад
Puns that are funny...who knew!
@EvilTwin123
@EvilTwin123 4 года назад
Voice reminds me the guy from Xfiles, when Mulder switches bodies with some area 51 employee.
@noeldarby1635
@noeldarby1635 3 года назад
Proper funny!!
@flyawaytodie
@flyawaytodie 2 года назад
"I recently did a very tasteless joke at an alopecia convention. Fortunately, it didn't raise any eyebrows" Ah, but did it raise Jada Pinkett Smith's temper?
@vividesigns
@vividesigns 4 года назад
@1:07
@snaggletooth14
@snaggletooth14 3 года назад
Are my neighbors happy that I bought a didgeridoo? Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
@KletoReese
@KletoReese 8 лет назад
Freakin Hilarious!!
@kethughes8266
@kethughes8266 6 лет назад
Who would have thought James Garner could be so funny
@jax17.43
@jax17.43 4 года назад
Jim rockford.😃
@breaddboy
@breaddboy 8 лет назад
He just makes you think 'oh for fucks sake'
@cooney2011
@cooney2011 8 лет назад
spot on
@89kilemal
@89kilemal 8 лет назад
He's the kind of 'comedian' I just have to turn off. So bad.
@Will-qv6es
@Will-qv6es 5 лет назад
Suppose it's a kind of comedy that you either adore or detest tbf
@rayali8618
@rayali8618 3 года назад
I thought this was the other Apollo
@kylestubbs8867
@kylestubbs8867 2 года назад
It is. He was holding it up pretty well.
@2ndintelligentWorld
@2ndintelligentWorld 4 года назад
its funny and they were great puns but for me, its like... is there anything else? it just keeps coming and they're like "heh that's clever." but it gets very repetitive
@joejitsu034
@joejitsu034 4 года назад
Yeah, that’s the limitations of “one-liner comedy.” 👍
@raysmith2940
@raysmith2940 4 года назад
I used to be schizophrenic , but wer'e alright now.
@TrephineArtist
@TrephineArtist 4 года назад
Reading the comments it's funny how some people don't like puns, hate them even!! Sure they can often make you cringe but that's all part of the fun (and pun).
@robertjohnredrupp2405
@robertjohnredrupp2405 3 года назад
Why 236 thumbs down ?
@alphafox1307
@alphafox1307 5 лет назад
No pun in 10 did
@volleyyellov
@volleyyellov 4 года назад
Why does he walk like a cowboy
@lizharris7917
@lizharris7917 4 года назад
CRACKERJACK!!😀😀
@jimisi7424
@jimisi7424 3 года назад
The poor mans tim vine
@rhythm242able
@rhythm242able 2 года назад
2:48
@i_am_thebatman
@i_am_thebatman 5 лет назад
1:11 I don’t get it.
@valicourt
@valicourt 5 лет назад
I am The Batman it’s people without hair including eyebrows.
@i_am_thebatman
@i_am_thebatman 5 лет назад
valicourt Alopecia oh , Lol
@andrewhay7702
@andrewhay7702 3 года назад
whats the intro song?
@jamesrobinson9194
@jamesrobinson9194 3 года назад
Sugar by Maroon 5
@michaelireland7239
@michaelireland7239 2 года назад
i watch stewart francis and swimming back to shore thinking that was a great comedian
@jasoncorr4619
@jasoncorr4619 4 года назад
Seen him live and he was amazing, the venue wasn’t sold out which was a shame but the whole place were falling about laughing
@zengaming1020
@zengaming1020 4 года назад
Saw him live tonight. Not laughed so much in a long time 🤣
@peterward2275
@peterward2275 5 лет назад
Stu Francis? Didn't he do Crackerjack? "I could rip a tissue/jump off a doll's house"
@reggiethecommenter9137
@reggiethecommenter9137 Год назад
1:10 Paging Will Smith. Paging Will Smith.
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