STILL NOTHING TO SEE HERE | There Is No Game: Wrong Dimension - Part 2 

“Are all video game characters this stupid?” Zelda players: pErHaPs

"Man this Portuguese guy is real sad" Lixian: w h A t

"I was coded without pockets" All the girls: same

“Little hero, you’re so powerful!” _Hero immediately gets exhausted from taking 2 steps_

“Dude, Stop” and “There is no game” are polar opposites

This non-existant game is just taking a piss at RPG games and it's accurate as hell

It would've been funny if when the hero dude said "your free princess!" she said, "no I'm actually 9.99$ OR additionally found in random boxes of crunchy crunchy cereal!"

Mark: **Gets the idea to put an ice cream cone in front of TV static to get snow** Mark: **Can't figure out why, when both buttons are pressed, the door doesn't open and doesn't think that the red button shouldn't be pushed because it's red**

I don’t know why I enjoyed watching a black screen with no game for an hour and a half

**launches guardian** "It doesn't look like he's coming back down..." Eventually, he stopped thinking.

I love how Mark's "OH'S!!," got so high that he squeeked from excitement until he saw it was a free to play and then he was like..."oh."

cannot believe it took TWO YEARS for me to realize mark actually did finish playing this game. i missed the sequel episodes originally, and i am SO excited to finally get to watch them !! this game is radddd

Game: **provides backstory and lore** Mark: Oh so sad. *I don’t care.* Edit: I mean Game the character, not Game, the non game

"I don't have that kind of money." *Clicks barrel* "Hey look, I have that kind of money!"

Props to the Hero for not even questioning the fact that "Gaia" had a gf

The hero happily held out the glitch like it was something cool.

it’s so sad to hear that the crowdfunding campaign failed.. i would’ve backed it. but considering that no one else seems to have heard about it either, i’m sure that it wasn’t a lack of support that made it fail, but actually a lack of awareness. perhaps if they advertised it better, they’d have a bigger budget.

"Ninecraft? Another one of those indie games that's doomed to fail." Yeah, just you wait until Sbeve gets added to Super Crash Bros. Ultimate.

Zelda ALARM CLOCK: LISTEN LISTEN HEY HEY Link HERO: SHUT THE EVERLOVING HELL UP

I love how the ads are keeping them from hearing his plan

When the game said, "It's like riding a bike without the seat." What he really mean was, "It's a pain in the a**"

I'm actually surprised to hear that the crowdfunding campaign failed. Especially with how hard the original game was memed by our favorite RU-vidrs

I almost choked on my croissant I was eating when Game said “Honestly, I liked it better when it was raining croissants” 😂

Mark : *watches NPC fall in a hole over and over again * what an idiot Also mark : * does the same thing playing horror games *

Fitting that for a game called "There is No Game" "There is No Crowd Funding"

I love that Lixian always mooves marks webcam when there is something important I haven't seen it anywhere else

18:25 to make that bomb the biggest in history of kaboom

The voice actor is actually French, it's funny how even without the Russian jokes people cant get it

Mark: "This is a good representation of free2play games" Mark a day later: "AFK Arena is a free game that you should play!"

Narrator: *the legend of secret* Mark: *PAUSE.*

dude Lixian has my whole heart for his editing

When the evil knight finally fell on the dark lord after being in the sky for hours. I honestly laughed so hard 💀

I would like for this story to end up being about Game realizing he’s a worthwhile person on his own

Comments have not yet ripened, I will come back later 🙄

1:02:36 “noone would’ve got that” DanTDM: am I a joke to you?

I'm so surprised there was a legend of Zelda Easter egg, now I'm just gonna have "Hey listen" in the back of my head all day 🤣

“There is no game” Category: gaming Me: *Seems legit*

“If only we could all plan our death like that” Oh how ironic

50:24 R.I.P TO THE PAPER

When Mark imitaded the, "The shape of this map is strange" genuinely sounded like Game and the only reason I even noticed it was Mark was when the subtitles didn't appear.

Guys I'm starting to think that there's a game. Edit: I'm on Coca-Cola and I see a weird parody of a free to play RPG, guys there is a game I'm not crazy I swear

"he's really dumb" >proceeds to be far stupider

You know it pains me to see mark do the switches one at a time.

56:30 a squirrel jumps out and you get an achievement for following instructions.

Props to Lixian for literally editing in Mark’s thought process so we can understand it with him.

"I'm ready to make that the biggest freaking bomb in the history of kaboom." God why do i love his very original quotes

43:50 the most epic scene, so heartaking...

56:03 btw I just found out that if u click that bush 5 times, a squirrel will come out of it. What a noice reference :>

This should be titled “markiplier failing to understand a puzzle clone of legend of zelda

oh god, when Mark repeated "the shape of this map is strange" I legitimately had to do a double take because I though Game was the one who said it.

did anybody else notice that at 37:35 the hero could've just walked around the bushes?

I can only imagine how Mark is in an escape room. Judging from the screams in the dollar sign part of the video, it would be the best escape room ever.

Map: gets complete Me: THE MAP IS A KEY Mark: Nobody would've got that

"Mom, can I have Zelda?" "We have Zelda at home" Zelda at home:

27:29 Mark: “ let’s go free the HOT Princess!

I love how this "RPG" is just a dollar store version of Legends of Zelda

Markiplier: Why are you here? There still isn't a game here. Just me talking to nothing for about an hour so SHOO!! 1.5 Million people: No

That’s the first time I’ve ever seen *Mark* struggle with such an _obvious_ puzzle. _He even seemed confused by the answer, once he had it._ That was one of the most *Unus* things he’s ever done- I even thought I heard him saying, *“Annus?* What’s an *Annus?* _I ain’t ever heard of one of those!”_

11:15 If only we all could just plan our deaths like that... It's different watching this video now. Memento Mori Unus Annus.

45:34 Darkiplier is that you?!?!?

I love this Game's accent, typical Russian.

Mark: this is exactly how stupid Free to Play games are. Also Mark: DoWnLoAd AfK ArEnA fOr FrEe nOw.

17:40 I almost died "He needs to be big at first, that needs to be small right now, he needs to cut through there, but now he needs to be smaller so GAAAAAAAA"

11:17 "If only we could all plan our deaths like that" If only mark, If only... (A Ominous chant is heard with a clock ticking down from 364:23:59:59)

"THE SWORD OF LIFE!" *proceeds to slay all the innocent, living bushes*

Me: _about to hear the evil plan_ *ad that shows markiplyer advertising AFK Arena pops up* Also me: _thats very convenient_

game: well i guess i was distend to be a RPG too... until i was abandoned mark: YHEA YHEA I DON'T CARE

16:00 my favorite words out of mark’s mouth in my entire time watching his channel

Mark's imitation of the Game's "The shape of this map is strange." had me go back to see if I actually saw Mark talk. That was spot on. Kinda creepy.

"This switch is red." At no point does it cross his mind that you *shouldn't* be pressing the red switch. Never change, Mark.

26:58 - markiplier does an amazing goofy impression Also I have a feeling "mr glitch may be gigi"

9:27 Oh no...our sword...it's broken

i unironically love the rpg-like hero character. he’s so pure and innocent and agh i love him so much

The creator of this game knows true lighthearted comedy. Something that many creators don't have today.

9:40 that character is me. Game: you’re incompetent? Character: probably

44:51 I love how they give 10 so you have one extra, just like the simulations

Gaia: "Keep it up!" Mark: "I am keeping it up." Gaia: "I wasn't talking to you." Me: 🤣🤣🤣

i love the hero, he's just babey trying his best,,

21:07 It's because it's red and green. Red being stop, green being go. Besides, you never press the red button unless you have to. That's just how life works for some reason. Anyways, having something on the red would lead to something bad, like the snakes. Meanwhile, if something were on the green and the green only, then it would be good. Like the door opening. If both the red and green are being pressed, good and bad would cancel each other and nothing would happen. I don't know if this makes sense or not, but I don't know how else to explain it.

The unstoppable Intro doesn't exist- The intro: 0:11

alternate title: The Legend of Zelda: Link's Neighbor's Kid

33:41 Ahh yes. The Nintendo "Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time" alarm clock.

*a game* *path blocked* *character : OH NO IT IS BLOCKED BY A STICK! I CANT GET PAST IT!*

40:19 that was a reference to super hot the game that time moves only when you move

Narrator: Lootbox? I don’t like the sound of that Mark: I don’t think anybody does Me: EA SPORTS; ITS IN THE SCAM

“Michael bay better watch out..” mark: yeah whoever that is Everyone: EXCUSE ME

47:40 That sound from the game reminds me of the OG diamond rush which I was always playing on my dad's old phone

“Probably because of my cursed creator!” Bendy: *whoop de fucking do lemme play you a lil tune on the world’s tiniest violin*

Mark: *makes fun of free2play games for exploiting people for money" Also Mark: *uses money on a furry dating game*

Game: “Michael Bay had better watch out!” Mark: “Yeah, whoever that is.”

Game: You're a real Robinson Crusoe user! Mark: Don't make up names next time game Me: *smacks face

28:29 THE FUCKING ZOOM IN ON THE WEB CAM I SPAT OUT MY SNACKS

Game: "Michael Bay better watch out!" Mark: "Yeah, whoever that is." Game: "You're a real Robinson Crusoe!" Mark: "I don't know who that is. Use real names." Me: "Mark, are you serious?"

The bomb/barrel puzzle was the most infuriating sequence I’ve ever watched

1:05:07 We had them in the first half ngl

LOL WHY OMG 0:16 PAAAAAA- (with echo) hey welcome back to there is no game... all right that’s it. here we go.

only markipliers one hour long videos can be watched without impatience edit: whoa i never got this many likes thanks i guess im probably gonna delete this post and write i got this many likes but you will never know how i got this many likes you know just for the laughs

I used to be a fan, but after seeing this masterpiece, I'm a whole air conditioner

"This not a game" This is a show...a very hilarious show 🤣

22:14 "You're a real Robinson Crusoe, User!" M: I don't know who that is, please say real names next time. I.. Please, someone must've told him here already. It isn't a "real" name yea, but it's such a famous book-