STOP SEARCHING FOR THIS! - Dan and Phil Play: HIGHER OR LOWER 

Dan "I'm gonna stop being a tumbler emo!" *wears a normal people scare me shirt*

"Can you not just be thrilled by statistical improbabilities?" I want that on a shirt

Dan vs Phil = Logic vs Heart

phil: "vaseline has a lot of uses" dan: *intense stare* "..." youtube: *ADVERTISEMENT TIME*

Dan and Phil are the human versions of the right brain and left brain

Phil: it's destiny Sam and I met- Dan: NO IT WAS NOT MEANT TO BE

"Ur not just gonna google ur local McDonald's" u seem to under estimate us dan

Phil: I met him at THREE different airports it must be fate! Dan: *CoInCiDeNcE* Phil: But- Dan: *Im YoUr FaTe*

phil: vaseline has a lot of uses dan: *gives dirty/weird face* how did i know dan was gonna do that.

What a coincidence that Vaseline and coincidence had the same number

"Can you not just be thrilled by statistical improbabilities?" is probably the nerdiest thing I've ever heard ever. XD

dan and phil thinking "kyle field" is an athlete and not realizing it's a..... field when the picture is literally a field is my aesthetic hahahha

"Who's searching for McDonalds?" .... Americans silently step away (Btw I'm American so don't. come. for. me)

"vaseline has a lot of uses" *dan glances nervously to the side*

"There's a guy called Sam" *Dan rolls his eyes* Jealous Dan strikes again

Phil: "who searches for Mc.Donalds?" Me: Americans.

Phil: "I have a special connection with Sam" Dan:*jealousy activated* jealous dan: "everything is coincidence! it's nothing to do with destiny! I AM UR DESTINY"

Champagne, cocaine, Vaseline

I kinda think we should applaud phil for not eating all the haribos before the video was filmed.. PROPS TO YOU 👏

P: There's a guy I know called Sam- D: *MAJOR EYE ROLL*

Phil: I know who Michael Phelps is! Dan: Yeah, because he's a sexy swim guy! Me: ASDFGJKLKHFVJ

Dan: tries to ditch his relatable tumblr brand Dan: wears a "normal people scare me" shirt.

Phil:I know who Micheal Phelps is Dan: Yeah because he's a sexy swimming guy,duh

*opens new tab and Googles women's rights and homelessness*

Okay sooner or later you guys are going to run out of games so the phandom suggests: Fireboy & Watergirl Board Games Things to do in the Sims: Save Dil or else he might DIE Take Dab and when Dalien grows take them to the park and onto the playground Don't you dare contact the aliens otherwise they will take Dalien away Make Dab and Evan fall in love (Suggested by Hannah Panda) Limerenced Suggested: Life Is Strange Suggested by Peridot Hare (lol did I say the name right) Geometry Dash (Dan vs Phil) Undertale Genocide If you haven't already Suggested by Sophia is Crafting Little Nightmares Suggested by Killshot Tamers Guitar Hero Suggested by Evie Fran Bow (this game is great) Suggested by Jordan L Legend of Zelda breath Suggested by Rhiannon JOHNSON CLARKE and Jessica Jamerson Until Dawn Suggested by me: Hello Neighbour

Lets have fun This beat is sick Can I take a ride on your *limbo stick*

i love the argument Dan and phil had over sam, I never knew I needed that

jealous dan is my aesthetic

Phil Lester talking about strip clubs and the many uses of Vaseline is my aesthetic

"Michael Phelps is a sexy swim guy" ~Daniel Howell 2017

Phil: "Who's searching for McDonalds?" Me: "...America"

feminism and war history, my two favourite things

Dan sounds jealous of Sam ...

The way Phil says yogurt is my religion

Why is Anthony Padilla doing a video on DanandPhilGAMES? You really should credit your collabs, guys.

I think Dan is just jealous that Phil gets more excited over the guy he met at the airport than he does over Dan

jealous!dan is strong in this one

Phil: I know who Michael Phelps is! Dan: Because he's a sexy swim guy! oh really dan? 🤔😏😂

Phil: I'm not satisfied Angelica Schuyler: Same

SamAndPhilGames is gonna replace this channel soon

Guys it's been two months THERE ARE STILL CARDBOARD BOXES AS SIDE TABLES I HAVENT FORGOTTEN MY DADS

Roses are red. Murderers kill. What do we want? We want Dil.

"sexy swim guy" mhmmm ok Daniel😏

Dan: Ugh I hate these games.. Phil: These games are always fun!! Game: *Are Women's Rights or Granola more important topics in people's minds?* Phil: Dan: Goddamnit Phil

"Vaseline has a lot of uses" -AmazingVaseline

hi this is my 67202278th time asking Dan and Phil to play monopoly or any table game coz bye

The highlights of this video include: Vaseline Beyoncé Strip clubs Women's rights Hitler (x2)

Sam the surfer hits different

What i love about the Phandom most (other than Dan and Phil) is the comments. You see so few 'firsts' and 'hey guys, i've got something cool for you!' And so much actual conversation between phans, original comments, and just all in all a great community. This is what all creators should envy ❤️

Dan: "Who the hell is Kyle field?" *Has picture of a field in background*

"Vaseline has alot of uses," Dan: *looks away* (Phil don't expose us pls)

wow dans jelous of sam the airport guy

Kyle Field is a SPORTS FIELD

It's a coincidence that Dan is jealous of Sam

Phil's hair has streaks of ginger in it again...

Phil: we need more! *_I'M NOT SATISFIED_* *rips off shirt, revealing a peachy pink dress* *-i caME AS SOON AS I HEARD-*

This isn't a game but DAN AND PHIL CAN YOU PLEASE DO THE YOGA CHALLENGE!!!!!

"strip club" phil: (immediately) "higher"

Dan is just jealous because Phil thinks that Sam from the airport is special. We all know it.

Phil: It's the galaxy! Dan: Coincidence Me: Phil, Sam is stalking you....

Phil: I know who Michael Phelps is Dan: Because hes a *sexy* swim guy (;

YOU GUYS NEED TO PLAY LIFE IS STRANGE

Phil: "Vaseline has a lot of uses" Dan: **remembers last night**

This Sam argument hits different

seeing dan make THAT face and then turning down your volume

Phil said to yell at you so: GUYS ITS BEEN 10 WEEKS GET TABLES!!!

OMG! I love Anthony Padildo and FantasticFil !

10% of the video: playing the game 90% of the video: Phil talking about Sam the surfer

"Society is boned, man" -Daniel Howell 2017

"Vaseline has lots of uses." -Phil Lester 2017

It's because us people look up locations of McDonald's because our minds take over and we need the greasy goodness.

"danisnotbeyonce"

"society is boned man"

Phil: Vaseline has a lot of uses Dan: *internally screaming*

dan while playing this- *I am a confident, sexy man*

Hey Phil, did you ever think that this Sam guy might be stalking you?

*this video is just living proof that dan is left brain and phil is right brain.*

"Sexy swim guy" same dan same

Y'ALL STILL HAVE CARDBOARD BOXES IN YOUR SETUP ITS BEEN 10 WEEKS

Did anyone else come back to this from the jealous Dan video? No? Just me? Ok

Phil: 'Vaseline has a lot of uses' Dan: 'yEaH'

OMG Anthony looks so hot damn 😍😫

I'm just impressed that Phil managed to not eat the Haribo before this video

HOW TO DO THEY RESIST THE TEMPTATION TO NOT DEVOUR THE ENTIRE TUB THO

danisnotbeyonce AmazingVaseline

if only they got "dan and phil" 😂

Dan and Phil you still have boxes instead of side tables (They told us to yell at them if they didn't have side tables)

Dan is just jealous of sam

Phil: "Me and Sam" Me: Stawp ✋ It's Sam and I

who else knew that McDonalds had more searches. Just me? ok

Is it just me or was it adorable how stressed they became that people weren't searching for women's rights😂 love you Dan and Phil ❤️ And yes, it is I, Castiel, servant of the Lord. Thank you for giving me your thumbs. I hear that they are a symbol of goodness. So I too give you my thumb. 👍

"who's searching for McDonalds" americans.

Phil: *"Vaseline has a lot of uses"* *DANS FUCKING FACE* 😂😂

*I think Dan and Phil forgot that Popeye is also a restaurant*

I was just playing this game! What a crazy *C O I N C I D E N C E*.

Guys ppl google McDonald locations everyday Lol

My parents just told me they were divorcing. I was crying for a while then I came to you're channel. Dan and Phil have made me so much happier and I know nobody will read this.... I just wanted to say that..

I personally believe dan makes it his duty to break the sound barrier every DanAndPhilGames video

P:I know who Micheal Phelps is. D:Cause he's a sexy swim guy!

5:19 would u look at that..dan looks jealous