Did not expect to find a MACHINE comment here lol but as soon as she said she was on a train and got robbed I immediately thought about Bert. I guess hes ruined train robberies for me...
The train robbery story is the BEST I've ever heard on the LLS !! (Maybe 4th time I've watched it; 1st on this compilation.) And Craig's reactions are priceless, especially when his head explodes. Sooo great...
@@martinsimpson9293 Of course he did. I guess my joke was a bit obscure. My bad. From one perspective, the right time was actually two years earlier, when he had had enough, and intended to quit. The only reason he stayed on was that Letterman's organization and CBS threw a shit-load of money at him. Anyone who watched the show religiously, as I did, noticed that he was going through the motions those last two seasons. Even then it was still better than anything else on late night TV.
Jay Leno's story was really funny. Takes me back to a time when he was actually quite funny before the Tonight Show flattened his edge. Some of those early appearances on Letterman were brilliant.
Gillian Jacobs! I love her especially in LOVE on Netflix. Great story. Drugged & robbed of her game boy! What a story. She's a Libra too I was born October 16th 1982 & she October 19th same year. She's my dream mate
its very similar to Russian mafia. The criminals control zones in the area, there is a "mafia" that controls the trains. They ride them, work on them. They rob the passengers. You can pay them for protection in the areas but you still usually get robbed. The workers on the trains can't do anything but do what they want. Usually even the local police are paid and under their employ. Just what happens in criminal countries where law enforcement is non-existant. Pretty much the same where cartels run the area, and other places. I've heard the Russian mafia train story from THE MACHINE.
it was also a thing in Poland in the 90s, not sure if now though (ive been far abroad for past 10 years). My sister's bf then, at cop school, knew about it n would hide his wallet in his boxers during long train trips to the school. He got drugged once, just like she said by sleeping gas sprayed very covertly, but when he got awake he still had the wallet. I dont know if the robbers would do the whole train, but it was certainly happening. Oh and btw, those train cars had separate rooms for about 6 peeps, 3 plus 3 sitting across from each other, so thats why they were able to work on one such small room at a time without letting others know
yes, of course. Understand completely. But the info is valid if any Craig fans want to see him doing a Scottish show. They can maybe ,find it , err , somewhere?
I actually heard something similar to what Larry King heard, though less intense. "Anything you want, I can get you" That dude would have been able to get me all sorts of drugs and weapons (in a country where weapons are illegal af)
Its kindof scary how some of these stories follow the same plot progression. I forget where I saw it but there was a video breakdown about how a lot of these stories are rehearsed (not that this show is planned because I love craig) but look into it.
I traveled with 4 Chinese officials fro milano to Amsterdam, Eurostar 1998..Their compartment was sneak opened in the midnight the money they carried disappeared from the bags/suitcases..I remember it was a heavy and dark night.
Eyo @Jayleno, I need to ask you an actress' name but all I have is the picture. How do we do that? She worked with Craig on the "life as we know it show with Kelly Osbourne and it immediately got canceled. He said he had to quickly move from that show to the CBS offices cause he had just been informed that he had gotten the Late Late show.
7:41 - if its an automatic, does it matter which side the gear shifter is? I can't remember seeing them use an automatic on top gear. Maybe it was there for those who refuse to use a manual car? Or was he driving a manual but said it the wrong way round? 2:54 - Mel Brooks crossed with Arnie? Hope everyone's doing good.
According to my grandmother, you take the legs of the chicken and swing it and bang its head on a chopping block. That knocks out the chicken and then when chop the head off, it doesn't flop around or run around like a chicken with its' head chopped off.
hello mr jayleno fly, can i make a humble suggestion? I,m Glaswegian , ( from Possilpark, less than two miles from Craig,s Springburn ), we were actually both born in the same hospital, Stobhill, which had North Glasgow as it,s catchment area. Anyway, my suggestion, a famous Scottish show ( Still game ) in it,s new season see,s Craig Ferguson Returning to his home town , Glasgow , accent and all. Y,all yanks have to see it. Episode,s called " fall guy " . Enjoy, yanks, you won,t understand the Scottish, though.
Why this Fingers down ? You dont love this ? Okay. .. Gooo....haha Butter Not this stinky Fingers. Ooooop....smell on your nose. ?wishes frommen Austria. Im Not Klaus.
Yeah real funny that chicken slaughtering.. Sorry to be the annoying vegetarian. Anyway, I got so happy seeing a new video from this channel! I've actually been watching these videos the whole day today... There can never be too much Craig tho. And Geoff. And Secretariat. Can't forget them ofc. I mean I couldn't even if I wanted to.
@@mickeydahab3144 yeah.. I'm glad Craig also was disturbed by the story, cause I mean it shows he actually cares. Like you should. And also, especially if it wasn't a story for laughs, why tell something like that on a talk show..? I guess he really wanted to tell it and the show he decided would be the best for it was Ferguson's... And the choice of the show I can then kinda understand lol. (What even is that sentence hahah.)
@@weaouw I don't really know what context was the story told in, but it's a horrible story and I kinda feel bad for bryan that he had to go through that when he was just a kid, also you're totally right, if anyone was gonna tell a story like that it had to be with craig lol
@@mickeydahab3144I'm not a big Conan fan, but I think he would have done really well with the chicken killing story. And to give a little solace to the chicken fans out there, those chickens live a great life on those old timey small farms. Usually free ranging, unless they're laying, and hunting down insects, spiders, mice, anything that moves really, as long it is small enough for them to swallow whole. A lot of you should have some chickens, as long as you have a back yard, the authorities need not know. We can keep it on the downlow. I would recommend against roosters in the suburbs though. You could suffer a lack of popularity.
