3-6 Mafia: Let's plan a robbery Bird Man: The Birdman *daddy* I fly in any weather Master P: *G* is for Gun DMX: *(steady barking)* Jeezy: I'm hiding yams at your aunties house Trick Daddy: Baby cause I'm a thug/President & CEO of eat a booty gang (shameless plug) Mystikal: It ain't my fault Me: Jamal bro you got competition competition and wait.. why is his name... mystical?? So ...ornery
@@degapalgamer3772 just wait till you see him blind fold the pigeon then put on some yellow dish washing gloves talking bout "I'm tryna find a gym trainer to battle"
As someone who’s lived in NY for a while lemme give you some pointers. 1st mistake - going to Times Square 2nd mistake going to Times Square at night 3rd mistake and this is important - engaging in a convo with some rando on the street - you gotta keep it moving Mark!
As you can see this man is focusing on your pocket this is the first sign u should run away. This man is trying way too hard to be cool and getting too close the only way to get out of this is too perform ignorance. He seems to be making accusations to scare you, do not let him get you on the floor. Is this man wearing black nikes? In 2020? Chances are hes got nothing to lose and will rob u
BennyWinZ in big cities you can say hi to people you walk by. My car broke down at some small town and I was using some store outside plug to charge my phone and the boss pulled up and I thought she’d tell me to leave but she just smiled real big and said howdy. NY is just wild cause everyone close up to each other and everything , but birthplace of the planet’s music
Nah that's that northern stuff. In Atlanta, if someone speak you speak or you being rude. But thanks for the tip. Imma ignore anyone who trying to speak to me on the street
Your problem is you acknowledged him, you gave him an opening, that lets him know you aren't from around there. Everyone else was doing the right thing when they didn't say anything, just keep moving, don't make eye contact.
@Pro Justice I went to LA and talked to a homeless dude and he ended up buying me lunch because I talked to him and the only reason I talked to him was because Id rather talk to him than ignore him and some shit pop off. From Texas btw
The golden rule: when someone repeats a phrase more than four times, with each time after that your going to need to put atleast 5 ft of distance with each repetition of the phrase WITHOUT making too sudden of movements AND maintaining line of sight with said person. Pretty basic rule but I can understand not having been around that breed of mentally deteriorated people that you didn’t know.
I imagine the look on Mark’s face when the crackhead said, “That’s why I’m finna go get my gun and kill y’all” is the same face he made in that skit when RDC was trying to figure out who had a red iPhone X and was causing the airplane turbulence and they said, “Let’s start from the front and work our way back” 😂😂😂
You know how retarded it is to not quote the guy. I mean Ik in tv ppl beep out cuss words in quotes. But this is RU-vid comments. There’s 1000s of ppl using the word even just in this comment thread. You’re not doing anything other than misquoting him. Ijs
I usually say, "Listen, WE OUT HERE" and people usually laugh and agree. See its so vague people usually assume I mean we doing it or making it the best we can. I use it to give other people a segue out.
And FL white or black. Maybe both depend on their condition 😂 We even got suburban crackheads, college crackheads, crackheads who hold big time jobs. Florida has a variety. Strange world.
@@ashocktoseeu4725 lol I haven't been to FL in a while but that sounds about right. FYI don't google "A Florida Man" unless your prepared to see a whole lot of fucked up news.
Your first mistake was eye contact. Second speaking. You sealed your fate when you responded to ignorance lol In the big cities you literally pretend they are invisible and you are mute🤣
Just have a sign in your pocket that says "I'm deaf" and that'll really catch them off guard. No one's gonna yell at a deaf person "I'll kill you!!" ...unless maybe it's a deaf crackhead signing it
Glad to see this back Mark an you not too old to do this hate that you went through that but glad you alive Keep up the dope content and we waiting on the new skits - Highly Tyjie
@@alonzo9816 honestly broo, Niggas dont know that that's just a regular Thursday, I'll be trying to get my ass on the bus and then get off cuz I see three crackheads with 7800 power levels getting on. Niggas dont wanna deal with this level of ignorance 😂😂
I said the same thing. He fucked up by engaging dude in conversation at all. You just shake your head, mumble "no,thanks" or "sorry, man" and keep it moving. Mark was out here looking like a tourist
ahh hell nah in Downtown Houston them crackheads built different too. I seen a whole crackhead concert in some ally way. I was like ahh hell nah I took a wrong turn
Yo for real lmao. Dude playing his saxophone on the train, people begging for money, and homeless dudes squaring up? I'm keeping my head straight and walking lmao
Mark in Hood Olympics: *_ignorance is bliss_* Mark in this story time: "aight I know crackhead dude gonna be ignorant, but let me try and not be ignorant"
Ironically, a crack head once tried to box my moms for her leftovers when we were coming out of Chili’s. Is Chili’s just a lightning rod for crack heads?
