Storytime: Yesterday I Had to Boo Boo Outside Behind a Dumpster 

My son: Yo alert says somebody had to booboo outside by a dumpster. Me: I done told you bout that lying, my phone don’t say that. 🤦🏾‍♀️🤦🏾‍♀️🤦🏾‍♀️

You was outside like Smokey from Friday!! Omg 😅😂🤣🤣🤣

"Bridesmaids" 🗣"it's coming out like lava"😂🤣😂😂

"Aye, Dineva back here taking a sh--!"😂

I just had to leave JC Penny because my stomach started hurting and all I could think was that I don’t wanna be like Funky Dineva behind that dumpster 🤣🤣🤣💀

Everything from 'Star Jones come get your man!' to 'get raynched off at the detailing place'. This dude ain't nothing if not entertaining.

Picture the workers going back there throwing away boxes like “AW HELL NAH!!!!”

“Star Jones come get yo husband!” 😂

When I was waiting tables! Not only was I waiting tables I was waiting on the one and only Maxine Waters on Mother’s Day 🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️

I was in the middle of working...I guess it's break time nie 🤣🤣🤣

it was probably that tea you be peddling. LMAO

“Y’all kno I’m real classy like” 😩😩😂😂😂

LMFAO at the picture behind him though! He is CRAZY!

Nessa, get that mocha frappe with Almond milk next time chile 🥴😂

🤣😂 all I can do is laugh and cry at the same time.

The way I’m over here silently dying and crying laughing while putting my baby down for a nap. I need oxygen. 😂😂😂😂

3:38 aaaand that was 5 minutes EXACTLY. Q is that good timely friend . You can count on his word. I love that😌

LOL I'M SO DEAD😂💀 I wouldn't wish this on anyone 😂😂😂 Starbucks owes you an apology 😂😂😂

Remind me of the crabs story that had my throat sore from laughing 😂😂😂😂

I am crying.. I understand though.. I have Crohn’s.. So when I say I gotta go... I gotta go!!!! You gave me a good ol laugh!!! Thanks!

It's the background picture for me though 😂😂😂😂

I hollered at from "hear to Afghanistan "

I’m chuckling just reading the title. I can’t wait to hear this. 😆😆😆

I'm on the floor 😂😂😂 Nessa girl, he ain't got no shame. 😄😁😆😅🤣🙈🙉🙊

🤣🤣 this reminds me of the scene from Friday when Smokey was on the side of the house taking a sh*t!

I actually did that on myself like last month..I was soo shocked at myself 🤦🏾‍♀️🤦🏾‍♀️🤦🏾‍♀️

What the Smokey from Friday is going!!! You better be glad Ezel was no where around😂😂😂😂

The visual of this has taken me out😂😂😂

Bihhhh....bihhhhh...I haven't cried laughing in soooo long. Thank you! Bc you have lifted my spirits.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 When you said, " ...or shit in my to go box" I fell TF OUT!!!!!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Not even gon lie I’ve had some near moments like this...lawd

🤣😅🤣LMAO WHEN I SEEN THIS TITLE HELL I THOUGHT THIS WAS A STORY TIME ABOUT SUM1 ELSE. AN CLICKED AN U SAID IT WAS U. I LAUGHED THE WHOLE VIDEO! U BOLD 4 THIS 1 BABY, BUT YEA U NOT THE ONLY 1....

Omg 😂😂😂😂😂😂 the way I screamed my husband like wth wrong with u until he started watching ur video with me now he laughing 😂

Ok. I had to stop and rewind when he said I had to 'Baise my ass' 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Me and my best friend was out and her stomach got to turning flips but she didn't want to use the public bathroom. She said she could hold it. So she riding with me and I'm taking her back home and it hit her so bad. She was like girl I think about to shit myself. I said not in my damn car you ain't! So she had to get out of the seat and get on her knees to keep from messing up my car cause it was coming out. When I got to her house she made a b line for the toilet but it was way to late...😂 She didn't mess up my seat but my car was funky azz hell...

Nooooo.. I’m screaming. I’m glad I couldn’t sleep. This has made my night.

“Party” tools 😏

Ezal: Hey, Dineva back here taking a shit!! Also Ezal: Well, I won't tell anybody else! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Imagine what the cameras would show if there were any... Chile 😱

Thanx for admitting it. It happens to all of us grown ass folk🤣🤣🤣🤣

Wasn't expecting this at all 😂

Why is this so funny to me, plus im having dinner at the same time and laughing my ass off.

I laughed so hard!!!!! I am glad you was able to play it off.

Drinking & slapping 5’s.. u know it’s gonna be a good story 🤣🤣🤣🤣

I am screaming!!! I couldn’t stop laughing!!

Dammit!!! lmao I can't tell my story cuz I'm laughing too hard at yours 💀

This is why I kept a roll of CHARMIN ,BOUNTY and SANITIZER in my car. It is better out than in, sometimes you just can't contain it.

Hilarious 🤣🤣🤣 no judgement. This is called survival 😳 lol

I am dying!!!!! Damn Dineva🤣😂😂🤣😂

Nessa girl, I am CRYINGGGG LMAO. I hope your night was much better after that 😂😂😂

I too have had a behind the dumpster boo boo moment. Luckily I was on my way home from picking up take out, so I had some napkins lmfao

bishhh he said he "baize in the brown paper towel" im fucking dead

I had to urinate next to a porter potty because it was locked

😂🤣😂 thanks for the tip with the plastic bag 🤣😂🤣

Wipes ass with a plastic bag..... “Now y’all know I’m real CLASSY BASED” 👀😳🤣🤣🤣🤣

Yoooo. This was so hilarious and real 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾 🤣🤣🤣

I’m through! That was the funniest story ever! When love calls you better answer!!!

I had to watch this like 7 times because I kept laughing hard af and couldn’t hear what he was saying and I was too weak from ROLLIN ON THE FLOOR LAUGHING to hit the pause button lmao This shit was hilarious... literally lmaooo

I feel your pain I've literally had that happen to me and not only was it embarrassing it was totally necessary.

I don’t know what made me think it was a good idea to watch this while on the elliptical. I damn near fell off from laughing so hard.

Q, most of us experienced moments with stomach issues💩 My story was 5 times worst dealing with metformin💊! And I don't mess with fancy coffees 🥤(laxatives) while on the move🚘. The true tea☕ is to quickly problem solve and move on and you did that! Luv you Q😘

Dinevaaaaaaa 😭🤣🤣😭💀🗣...this story has me crying. Omg! baby wipes girl baby wipes

When you gotta go, you gotta go. But, down to the what store? Ooooweeee you just dry snitched on star ex. Q you are too much. I'm over here on the floor.

This story has me literally on tears 😭💀🤣

Baby when them bubble guts hit ain't NOTHING you can do but answer the call, making it to the bathroom be damned 😅😅

My cousin and I was driving (in Miami) and she pulled over on the freeway opened both front seat and backseat doors and handled her business . This is why this is so funny

Now Dinvea you know boo boo bite!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

OMG!!! I’m crying!!!! I know that struggle!!!

Funky you never told us the story about how the guy was about to get into your car when you were sitting in the parking lot! I want to hear that one.

Not the shopping bag😂😂😂😂

Why the fuck did I laugh the whole fucking time..from start to finish...from someone who's been there done that..sus I gets it..period! When you said u hightailed your ass behind that dumpster I fell thee fuck ahht bitch..hilarious..you make me want to start a youtube and get paid for my damn pain😂😂

This is the funniest story I’ve heard in so long!!! Lmfaoooo

Idk if I’m ready for this story. Im already in pain from covid this may take me out 😂

I am screaming so loud🤣😂. I don’t know wether to laugh at you or to mail you some wipes from my partment in brickell 💀🤣

Nessa girl I got real tears rolling down my face 😭. I had to pause caz I was laughing so hard

The way I holleredddddd 😅😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

This video had me SCREAMING lol, I needed that.

“I know y’all sitting over there judging me”... Chilllleee... 👩🏾‍⚖️👩🏾‍⚖️👩🏾‍⚖️👩🏾‍⚖️👩🏾‍⚖️👩🏾‍⚖️👩🏾‍⚖️👩🏾‍⚖️👩🏾‍⚖️👩🏾‍⚖️

Ohhh Q you been eating corn! 🌽 😂😂😂

When i say i cannot STOP laughing LMAO

I’m not gonna get on here and tell y’all my story but this story is too relatable 😩😂

You can't trust a fart!!!!

I...AM...HOLLERIN!!!!😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Been there done that.. I am screaming 🤣😂🤣😂🤟🏽🤟🏽🤟🏽

When I read the title I thought this was going to be an email that you were reading. I’m crying laughing Q 😂😂😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

This reminds me of the story about when your boo stayed the night at your house and you woke up in the morning to find out your lights had been turned off! Then the lights in your video blinked and I almost died laughing... Oh no... the crab story from college!!! I can't!!!

Why didn't you just go home?!!!! That date would have had to wait a few for me 😂😂😂

Quentin this happened to me last month while at one of the homes of my in-laws. I was setting in the chair in the living room I had just had surgery two weeks prior, but I felt well enough to go out and fellowship. I went to her bathroom more than four times but this particular time I thought all I was doing was passing gas, when I stood up her living room chair was soiled. I wanted to DIE right then and there. No one made a big deal over the situation but it was so embarrassing. Quentin, God had you share that story I believe for me, so I will know it can happened to just about anyone. Thank you Quentin for being so open.

Come on funky I can't this is too funny 😂 you poor thing had to poo outside well you gotta do what you gotta do

I'm watching this for the second time, 😂😂🤣😂.

Q, You Are The Realest. I Love you. The Greatest Ever Done It. Much respect 😜

I have IBS and it can happen at anytime lol so I always know where a Publix or Target is in whatever area I’m in. The last time I was unprepared, I ended up like Maya Rudolph in bridesmaids🤣 I keep my wipes, cups, and everything else in my car

babe!!! i done had 3 out doe experiences in my lifetime 😀😀😂 i knw the feeling

You too much... I needed this laugh for sure....

This is hilarious!!!!! I don’t fool with Starbucks either !

I’m first.... but WHAT!

I feel your pain nessa lol Some ox tails had my stomach messed up before

not party tools and essentials 😂

All I saw was the title and I fell out because I knew this was going to make my day and dineva you didn’t disappoint 🤣🤣🤣 but side note you did right because that was a no win situation and there’s no time to be a rich white woman in the situation 😂💜

This was so funny!! I cried and hollered while working. This laugh made my day!