Strange Cannabis Bro-Science Hacks that Ended Up Being Real 

Was watching the show a few weeks ago and my wife called it live action Beavis and Butthead. I took it as a compliment, lol.

Started off my growing journey so ignorant, bought a tent setup, seeds and miracle grow soil. My plants suffered from undergrowth and spidermites. Looked up the DGC one day trying to find some help and my second run seems to be on cruise control. Thanks to the guidance from the show and community well worth the $10 bucks for the info much luv DGC

''Tough crowd, what are you magnesium deficient!?'' Grambo at 2am 😆

Maryland you can buy some 2nd rate seeds from the dispensary. Grow up to 5 plants if you have the medical card (I do). Not sure what the THC total limit is, but there is one that is very high. Some flowers are offered in Bulk. Ounces like $200. Eights run from $20 to $60 (for Primo), seeds are mail order from anywhere, no more sending cash to Holland! In MD, the Cannabis card looks exactly like your drivers, with picture, same color/font. Renewal every 2 years. Enjoy curb service, no sales tax, and 30mg gummies w/medical card. Random Advice: Never show your cannabis medical card as ID to shoot at a gun range!! Guaranteed Denial and leave the premises!

39:50 German viewer here. The clubs are not allowed to make a profit. They give the weed to the members at the production price. In this way, no sale takes place and it is compliant with EU law. Members must participate in the production. It remains to be seen what this will look like in practice. Maybe taking out a handful trash before "not buying" some flower? In addition, although three plants may be grown at home, the maximum amount of dry material at home must not exceed 50 grams (1.76 oz) at any time. If you love what you do, you will still be a criminal in the eyes of the law. However, house searches become much less likely, as smell is no longer sufficient as a reason for that.

Tip: dry your egg shells, toss em in a blender till a course powder, put the egg powder into a Cup of white vinegar, let it sit overnight, a white foam will sit on top of the vinegar, scim the foam off and mix it in a litre of water.. excellent calcium source and readily available to the plant.

Wife bought me a tent for my birthday, I ordered seeds and bought fox farms coco loco and 4 bottles of nutes. Then I started watching your show! Wish I'd done it the other way around. Good tent setup but not an infinity, good nutes but not the right ones(part 3 boosters) at least I got cal mag! Grow dots and recharge on the way! You guys drop the knowledge in such a way that it isn't overloading! Thank you all so much!

I live in rural Mo Where it's the only State legal to own a Still and produce 200 gallons of spirits a Year along with grow 6 plants in flower and 6 in veg 6 propagation. And go out in my back yard and throw down brass. Don't Make fun of the most Free State in America. Show me! yours I'll show you mine 😂😂😂😂😂😂

Hi it Richie from California. Scotty I just bought both of your products for my plants. You Rock. These work frigen great. I was watching your water grow pots. I actually worked not only making the PVC pipes because I was the main card mound tech. I also put in 500 plus acres below ground and put the above ground watering system. My family used to own one of the biggest companies for the fruits of oranges and every other crop. My Dad invented the Screen that sits on top of most cement resavores or top spots. We even invented the long tubing to churn the sand. It kept building up on the filter screen so we made a rolling pipe to was through the sand. Now its once a week compared to twice a day to three times if bad water. I also dug the wells and pumped out sand when they caved in. Big money if the natural well sands up. Got one call at two in the morning and did the job. Made 10,000 that night. Well great product and I've decided to buy your buckets. I can make them easy but your fertilizer and recharge are so cool that I will spend the money to help Scotty. You make growing great for the environment. Richie from California..

I use watered down milk when i have a moist low temp coming on my tomatoes , i believe it works s very much like spraying copper sprays blocking spores on leaves. Old milk was used around plants on farms , there's some federal ag extension studys on it .

My plants get a lot of Dude Grows banter, hoping it helps 😂

Just trimmed and jarred my very first harvest. Invested in an AC infinity 2x2 and grew out one OG Kush plant and ended up with 3 ounces. In Jersey for what bud costs me at dispos that'd be about $1000 worth of bud. Definitely got a return on my investment...

What do you guys think of a Panama Red strain crossed w/ Maui Wowie? Looking for a Primo Sativa strain that have ZERO couch lock. Maryland Dispensaries only have Sativa Hybrids and "Sativas" with pick of the draw couch lock. Strains come and go, terpene assays are inconclusive regarding couch lock IMO. Maybe you guys could educate us how to pick the best sativas?

As a 58 year old grandma, I'm happy to find older hosts that are fun to listen to, thanks for the sanity and insanity!

I use crab/lobsters shell for the chitin . Which bring on Chitinolytic bacteria.

Hell yeah ninja air fryer, one of the best inventions in a minute, we use ours all the time

"Not having a pot to piss in" comes from the great depression. They used piss to tan leather back in the day. The whole family would pee in one pot. If you were poor you'd sell the pot of piss to the tannery, hence the term "piss poor". If you were really destitute "you wouldn't have a pot to piss in ". Just some useless stoner wisdom. Great show guys.

Try playing Mozart ...

And the winner of the “box o seeds” from a few episodes ago with Colin and Cortez is…MrTimBobway. MrTimBobway please claim your prize asap.

im living in germany, allot of germans I know all of a sudden have 3 plants ready for harvest or that were just harvested. amazingly enough these plants were sprouted April 1st from seed 😉, now these are some super autos 🤣

You guys are so funny, many good laughs this morning. Thanks. Also, many interesting ideas. Awhile back, I read a study that documented how they've measured plants feeling pain when cut etc. Think I'll google and re-read the article. Next run I'm going to set up music and see how the plant responds. Thanks

You don't think they notice Tommys gone! 😱😱😂😂😂

Hey Scottie, you should always have a thumb drive full of your favorite music for exactly that lack of service situation.

That’s why edibles are one of the healthiest methods of use. 13:46 . No metals.

I already did your silica test. If you're growing in living soil, the Diatomaceous earth will be broken down into usable silica from. I used to use bottled silica until I started just adding the diatomaceous earth into my growing medium.. same benefits. Less work. This year I'm going to do soil tests to verify everything too.

Always keep growing!

I also noticed the magnesium of pennies dissolve quick inside living soil freaked me out gave the stuff away LMFAO 😆😂.

I have a bluetooth speaker and a few hundred gigs of mp3s on my phone. That + weed = entertainment when the power goes out.

7:40 I know this "they know" is some sort of a grower insider joke at this point but I think they are not afraid to be consumed in fact I feel like my plants can't wait to be smoked and become a part of me. :)

The silent scream of being killed. That scream is what warns others to protect theirselves

Mix vinegar (acid) in the wood ash to break the carbon off which turns into potassium acetate which the plant will drink without having to rely on microbes to break the carbon off the potassium carbonate. Same with works with can carbonate form for nutrients and a plus with adding vinegar is it neutralize your ph since raw wood ash is very alkaline

If you have a wood stove. Hard wood ash is great for conditioning your soil. I always mix some in when mixing soil, manure, and perlite making homemade potting soil

I'm fairly new to the growing game but I am using three small tents and a seedling tray with a heat mat...but all is going well so far. I have 4 strains I am cloning and flipping over. I'm really enjoying the growing experience...💚

Maybe it’s some of the old strains we’ve all lost to the popo over the years!

Try that silica test with playground sand scotty. I learned this very effective trick getting rid of fungus gnats. Half inch playground sand on top of soil. 10x better then diatomaceous earth

I use a 4x4 for flower, a 2x4 for veg (autos clones and seeds included), and another 2x4 for drying. It’s always PACKED everywhere

Yeah I've got the new grower blues and love spending time giving my princesses co2

What's good everyone I'm late but I made it appreciate you guys

Good show, you guys are fun to watch. If the vibrations from sound are beneficial it seems like the vibration from an oscillating fan or the vent fan might do the same thing?

Going to try CO2 fed first to the root chamber in a Fogponic system. Lots of both oxygen and C02 for the roots. The upflow cabinet adjustable centrifugal exhaust fan pulls this added CO2 up, from the root chamber up thru the leaves and exited the cabinet. Flow rates adjustable with a CO2 sensor. Diesel Powered!! Love me some Deeze!

I am going to conveyor grow as much as I can grow for myself because I smoke too much lol

Apparently boil rice with no added salt or peppee lol once rice cooked drain off water let cool and use tht water , lots little tips an natural nutrition for plants 😂

I had a aquarium business and I had pennies in all my tanks it stops white spot in fish

Yes yes🌿🌿🌿🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧

I'm a multi-decade organic food grower on several acres. You're singing my song today. For us, the most remarkable differences between organic and conventional food translates to cannabis results in my experience. "Live reaction pointer" - pee on your compost piles. Let the microbe herd break it down. :-)

I been listening to lots of Soluble Calcium Metal lately. So brutal

Smash the like 👍 button 😊

Why would my photos all go to bloom on their own .I wasn't prepared for autos.cant connect with seedsman

Haha!! when my dog pees on a plant repetively it turns yellow, but only occasionally looks like they thrive!

Hey Scotty I top dressed brought my alkaline down. Now at 6/. I top dressed with more after using it in my soil. It worked quickly. Now all my plants are at the 6/ one I left pushing seven. See how it grows. Yeah I am up to discussions. My dad also water witch's with olive thin branches. Farmers during the drought had him find water. He would locate the drought undergound water fast. It was on the news. Let me know. Man I've worked in all the Agra. Now just retired. Love CA

Bonus for the de put on top, kills the fungus gnats

At least the plants like my Didgeridoo playing 🤣🤣🤣.

Candle lite bubble bath for the win.

Labs are amazing! One of my favorite products in my garden!

Now a days....I put a diaper on before I grow 😮

We need power to take a bath in the USA!😂 ❤

Aloe is loaded with Salicylic acid. Pretty sure that's the active ingredient for clon-×. Supposedly you can take a cut/clone and use liquefied Aloe as a clone-aid

In Germany, you can only grow your own, that's it. The Club's up to 500 People, everybody has to do work. There is no Shop, nothing.(Nobody can buy Legal)

I put DE in my worm bin Scotty. Really works great. Wish I was closer & could do some side by sides

if you're into tripping, shroom kits are mail order as well.. ship anywhere.. Spawning/growing takes a while but near zero work involved. Only a few strains to get confused with.

That's so lovely what ya do for the 🌱's. I believe there is something to it. Did you hear about that one company in 🇨🇦, in the rec shops. Was, no idea now, not a company with delivery only, ok, well I heard they had plants growing in Ontario to Tragicly Hip tunes. Grow was not successful. Ended up with a company taking them over, out in Quebec.✌👱📻🎶Every little things gonna be alright, this is my message to you‼️ 🌱🌿

In the Bonsai world we have a style called Literati which is a tall tree that only carries foliage in the canopy and are usually situated VERY close to each other. As this is a replication of real life, i would guess this is purely to chase light

If that's true then why not grind the plant refuse up and add it to your soil???

I also heard that Aspirin tightens up the Inter nodal spacing? 🤷‍♂️

I'm looking forward to this one 👍

Hacks are usually the best way.

just one line out of a bunch of lines if you Bing do plants talk to each other "Japanese scientists captured groundbreaking real-time footage of plants transmitting defense responses to their neighbors."and Anton Petrov done a video

Worms LOVE coffee grounds! Mix with cardboard to balance green brown mix.

Thanks for the shout out Scottie ✌️😎🔥🔥🔥

I recommend reading the book on growing canabis by Thom Flowers its an old book but a lot ofyour topics in this podcast are in the book

My MIL shared ‘human composting’ link this morning. I’m ready to go in the grow when I’m done.

A forest fire sometimes is a boost that gives an area a lot of nutrients for the whole Forest for several seasons.

If music then its a CD with only singing birds like outside where plants usually grow

Yeah! Another video for Scotty to interrupt everybody! Great job Dude!

Well, I guess I am someone’s crazy Aunt… Was putting diapers in my planting boxes for my windows long ago

With all this injecting your plants talk, makes me think, when are we gonna get to IV cannabis? Or like cannabis suppositories and stuff?

You guys are awesome! Wish you the best! Thank you for teaching me. I found you while trying to get into growing now I just fill a bowl and tune in for fun. :)

Me singing would end my grow in one bar tone deaf old skool head from UK😩

Coffe ground also lowers the Ph alot just so u know, so be aware of that.(ph around 4.0), do not use alot if you are going to use coffe grounds on top of ur soil .Thanks for the video, very interesting !

Dr earth dry amendments works great.

I use diatomaceous earth when I’m drying out my Ocean Forest Soil to kill off any Fungus Gnats and larvae for 2-3 weeks before putting it in my pots. So far so good.

Another good amendment to use in your soil is calledazimight

Thanks dudes lots of good info. Thanks for some attention to outdoor growing stuff.

The DE would be interesting to see if makes a difference.

Ill bet guru has a real growers tramp stamp 😂

Get Bruce on the show, Mr Growit is buddies with him, I’m sure he could help get yall connected

you know your high when you ask... Do you name your plants? Nah.... oreo, gumb drop, durban poison, 24kt gold, super silver haze etc. etc LMAO peace and love guys! stoners rule.

I’d be happy to talk about all the bullshit that goes on behind closed doors at a large medical corporate grow. Let’s just say black market weed is most likely safer than weed from a large corporate grow

pure crop1 is the best for controlling PM if you get onto it early and the best thing is it's all natural can be used in flower also

So weird you mentioned slim good body! Was asking my brother if he remembered him. 😂

? I have a 5x5 ac infinity grow tent with the evo6 grow light my 1st time growing out of ohio what's would be the best height and how bright should I have my light on my seedling 🌱 they sprouted

great show growmies! keep growin

I tried putting a shiny nappie under a rock melon plant 20 years ago the water crystal's kept it wet and the shit fed it tasted great

I see this crazy thing where they dunk the whole fabric pot in water with nutrients then let it drain into a 5 gallon bucket and check the e.c and ph. Anyone do this?

Better start registering strains with the E.U.!

Scotty : 23:04 how long do you think it takes for the silica to be available.. can i add silica in mid flowering?

Awesome content. Thanks all...💚

Lol..how deep was that layer? Just enough to touch thier legs works.

My plants name are ...Who's Next and Let Me Try This !😂

Salacilic acid is found in willow bark, scientific name Salix Nigra.