Strange Grocery Taste Test! 

Hate licking the lid, the yogurt is all solidified and weird.

@@chickpea mix that back in that's all the cream from the yoghurt 😋

I eat ypgurt daily and never lick the lid

@@kamenrideraquarius Then you don’t eat yogurt every day. You simply taste a little bit of it every day and never finish it.

@@tylerengland4427 im on a diet

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lol

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I haven’t heard an Ian F Bomb in a while and he put it in the perfect moment.

IAN: DESTROYER OF CHILDREN

Lol

You know, that makes sense.

@Nekaz It's the salt and sugar they put into it. How could they mess up corn, though?

@Nekaz yeah, they aren't as bad as he says, he has weird tastes.

@Nekaz I grew up on the sale steaks, they are really good

He definitely did lol

I mean thats just paper so no big deal.

@@Kriegerherz still bad tho lol

fiber baybeeee

@@dogemaster-hm2ce Not really, it's wood pulp and wax. Probably better for him than the plethora of barely legal additives we put in post production shipped food units

Hoping he goes for the PEGI rating system next!

>game has scenes where characters say words like "damn" and "crap" >rated T >game manipulates kids into spending $12000 on useless crap; real gambling >rated E everyone: skeletor_wat.mp4

ESRB rating games properly? Hah! They said Pokemon is a higher rating than Fifa xD

@@RodaMoonknight ESRB and ESA only exist to protect the big game publishers from litigation and govt regulation. I doubt they ever gave a shit lol

@@Nobody7720 who is pegi and why is she 18

Until it started melting him from the inside. RIP Ian, died doing what he loved.. eating/drinking random stuff for youtube. In all honesty, that drink just didn't sound like it would be good at all. I don't like soda to begin with and I can sometimes tolerate coffee, the combination of the two just sounds like a bad idea.

I work in a convenience store and when I saw that shit I had to try it. Why is it so good?

@@tman72999 I've had it, and it has no business being as good as it is.

You profile picture scares me. Deeply.

@@tman72999 I had to get 3 of the 4 packs haha its so amazing

@Surfin' Shinji YES, because so often, it *doesn't* look appetizing even if Ian likes the taste and texture.

I don't know what's more horrifying, the implication that the muffin is watching you maliciously, or the implication that it's watching the person who will bring it to its doom

If the illithid muffin gets into your digestive system, ceremorphosis will begin shortly.

"Let me out so I can be inside you!" Said the muffin.

Man, that is what I thought. Jesus, it mustve really sucked the big one...

The British: and this is why we spell it yoghurt.

These seem like the only things kids are willing to eat this day...

When he said "You should disown your child if he likes this" I thought that was a little over the top.

I watch him whenever I have a banquet meal or hungry man meal

More like 'PLOPs up' if you know what I mean

I’m not alone

Same here

Literally lmfaoo

Yes and yes

*p l o p*

Five hundred terabytes

One terabyte I guess. It’s probably on a hard drive.

Endless

I mean the fact he's still alive is just impressive enough, I think after eating all this I would die immediately

You'd be surprised.

Hey, the CDC said it’s legally safe. You just have to wait 75 years for the data to see the side effects

@@JoshuaJacobs83 I believe these fall under the jurisdiction of the ATF

pretty much everything in the video is able to be labeled as food outside the US

High school, and he'd be sikowitz with hair

Holy shit, you nailed it lmao

And not like Kenny G smooth jazz more like Dave Brubeck Take five smooth jazz feel

@@yaboi5932 that would be cool jazz which predates smooth jazz and (as the name implies) is much cooler 😎

id go. we used to have a college professor that lived in my dorm with his entire family- it was so cool

Yeah he has an iron stomach.

I'm sure it came from him eating that muffin wrapper and all 😂

I drink a whole can of soda and never get hiccups

@@benjaminmenken5693 Yoo that's cool

@@benjaminmenken5693 cool

This comment fucking killed me. Thank you

@@bartvansliedregt5482 are you from the victorian era of england?

Don't drink cocaine

Those kids were being given heroine for a case of the sniffles, I think they could handle it

The busting beads would literally wipe out an Victorian orphanage

man just said that and didnt think we'd bring it up

😂😂

Sounds like a great way to be killed

Ol notoasty McGee

Beter briffin

@@A.B994 we had those in pre k so children wouldn’t go wild with the sugar in the frosting. They’re not bad

Truth

@@A.B994 frank ocean?

HELLO I AM HERE FOR THE SAME REASON HE DEFINITELY ATE THE WRAPPER WHY DID HE EAT THE WRAPPER

LMAO! He really wanted that lunchable experience

Don't wanna be a party pooper but it was probably an edible paper wrapper, still cursed though

I'm so glad I'm not the only one who noticed

Oh no we all saw it, but personally I think it adds to the funny

I had a similar mental image of that editing process, lol. It was because he first rated something as "early childhood" and naturally looked up a baby giggle audio clip- so for the adult rating that came up next, well...then that has to have a sound effect, too. 🌚

Ian’s been using that same sound effect for years now, much like “plop.” I know he used it in his Banquet Beef Showdown for sure, but I wanna say he used it as far back as his Sociolitron video which is like 6 years old now or something Edit: looks like Ian took down his Sociolotron video, can’t say I blame him since it was a sex MMORPG

@@cyrilfiggis2879 that video's still up lol wdym

@@CheezyEnsaymada oh look at that. Earlier I just put “sociolotron” into RU-vid it didn’t pop up for me but reaction videos to his video did so I just assumed it was down but now going to his channel and scrolling can confirm still there

@@cyrilfiggis2879 ohhh that sucks I was gonna look for it :(

if you are a middle schooler maybe

@@mickeyp6639 true that lol

I'm glad someone else found this funny. Ian reviewing multiple items while dying of hiccups had me ROLLING 😂

wow you guys have to be 12 years old max, that hiccup shit was so annoying. @@zootsuiter

​@@raydare2002 @mickeyp6639 It was the way he kind of just powered through every word through a hiccup for me. I've never seen someone do that, so it was funny to me. These videos are supposed to be lighthearted and fun! If the hiccuping is what threw you off the review, all the auditory/visual edits should've turned you away from Ian's channel a long time ago!

I can totally tell by the way he whips out a pocket knife and stabs the pb+j puffs

i really don’t even think he has an editor. the editing style is specifically ian

And the confusing part is his editor and SFX team are ALSO both Ian.

@@c-puff he does have amazing editing skills idk how he isn’t like top 10 creators on RU-vid. The amount of work he puts into his videos shows

There are clear creative differences between Chef Ian Brutalfoods and Editor Ian Mooseviemaker. I'm hoping it doesn't cause strife down the line

entergaging

Every video of his has a comment a la "Ian could talk about (insert mundane thing) for an hour and I'd be so entertained" and it's just so true. The man has a talent.

His editing is the real reason to watch honestly. He is great, and combined with the sounds and cuts it's so amazing!

I didn't even realize it was 40 minutes until you mentioned it

entergaging

He’s a masochist

Better not waste the food

He likes bead skins.

Wait they discontinued it? I haven't eaten that stuff in forever but they always served it at breakfast in elementary school. It was the few things I ever ate at breakfast.

@@doggosarecool7737 Yeah :(( Its sad. Youre just not allowed to have variety anymore, its only the absolute most profitable lines that stay arouns

I have it at my school still I think

It's my body and and my choice to fill it with Trix Yogurt >:[

Gushers come out the same way they go in

yeah I thought he died or somethin

@@thilaerian4418 He wouldn't die without telling us first. To not do so would be quite rude.

Agreed

@@guythatdosethingssometimes2651 imagine not telling someone you died, couldn’t be me

Sounds about right

@Wock Wizard oh yeah brutalmoose bust those beads I'm almost there 🥵🥵🥵

Why must you pain me so

Yogurt makes me nauseous. Blue, which is scientifically proven to be most unappetizing color, is far worse.

@@kimberlys8422 when it comes to Yogurt, blue is the most unappealing, but in almost anything else, people would probably choose blue over red

I was looking for this comment 🤣 I thought I saw paper too and the crunching sound effect didn’t help lol

I thought so too

There's a cut Lol He took the paper off, he just didn't show it. ✌

@@elegantdisarray no he straight put that shit in his mouth and chewed it not even noticing

@@elegantdisarray he really did put the wrapper in his mouth

hibernation

Same.

That explains the long periods between videos; he goes from hospitalization to sugar crashes constantly with all that junk.

*I HUNGER*

I imagine him subsisting entirely on the one flavor of protein powder shake he likes. When the restriction becomes too much he makes us these videos to excuse his junk food binge. Obviously I hope I'm wrong.

There actually are blue raspberries that exist! They're called whitebark raspberries and it's what the stereotypical candy blue raspberry taste is based off of! :)

@@Carsman-oi8st well, 'based off' in the same way purple flavouring is based off of concord grapes and banana flavouring is based off of gros michel bananas.

@@Carsman-oi8st are you sure? i thought the generally accepted explanation was that they wanted to make a raspberry flavor but didn't want it to be mistaken for other red flavors like cherry and strawberry (but i didn't actually know there were real blue raspberries! that's very cool!)

@@girzarro according to wikipedia its a mix of the two - the flavor originates from the whitebark raspberries, but blue food coloring is used to set them apart - whitebarks have a black hue when ripe

there is no carol in HR

and less calories!!

Is that an allergy thing -or an IBS/IBD thing- ? Edit: apparently gelatin is actually good for IBS and IBS as it soothes inflammation and irritation.

​@@Eutropiosbrb gonna buy me some nice melted bone and skin for my stomach

@@EutropiosI think it’s for vegans because most gelatin contains animal products

@@StoneColdClassics most modern gelatin is procured from pigs, people with religious dietary restrictions also tend to avoid it

I'm fully convinced that they DID taste better when we were younger. Just because they didn't mess up the recipe of junk. 😂😂

what gets me is that it's barely even 3 bites worth, for the same price i almost guarantee you can get proper bread/cheese/bacon and make like 20x as much food.

Its for parents who are too lazy to make their kids lunch

From my understanding kids are more attuned to sugary flavors and really dislike anything resembling bitterness but when you eat as an adult it tastes off.

When I was in elementary school, my favorite was the deep dish pizza that came with the water bottle and koolaid packet. I wouldn’t get them often, they were mostly for treats. But without fail, I would be starving after school when I had them because that shit does NOT stick with you. ...And don’t get me started on the nachos. Just a handful of chips, cheese, and a bit of salsa. No meat or anything, what a damn ripoff.

At first I thought he said busting beans

Those beads are busting

He actually said bursting once

BUSTIN BEANS 🥵🥵🥵

Every time he said it I died

Berd.

Hello friend, what are you doing here?

Berd go back to eating your comically large grilled cheese

I think only Brutalmoose long fan would understand this nuance. And I did not expect the grape factory owner himself was a long fan.

not clickbait

Don’t give him ideas

Or the Wentworth Sediment Scale.

No, next time he should use the Schmidt Sting Pain Index...

Use the Enhanced Fujita scale

2022: Ian reviews food by rating them against the relative popularity of past Brutalfoods episodes.

Super fun fact - it has also been linked to diarrhea ! Very rad

coke sucks anyways, they brought in some karen for thier anti-racist training and the premise was "be less white" and saying that all whites are born evil. absolutely stupid

@@nox_luna what the actual fuck is wrong with them? That’s literally just racism.

@@sonicroachdoggjrraven3263 this stupid karen got ny times bestseller for her book about it. what the hell is wrong with this world

@@TheFlashBlur my grandma has this lactose free ice cream, and it says on the back of the box that if you have too much it has a laxative effect, i can confirm after a large bowl i loaded up one day. did nothing but rip some of the biggest farts of my life. shes lactose intolerant but im not.

I don't feel like busting any beads today

Sounds like something you'd hear from Oney

*tocuhed*

@@okbutatwhatcost9087 tocuhé

I dip my spoon in a special way so I don't pick up the beads with it, leaving them all at the bottom to eat last. Scoop em up, suck off the yogurt, and bust 20 beads at once in my mouth. It's fucking awesome

I hope so. He’s spent a lot of money on odd processed food and put in a lot of effort.

Absolutely not. That's like saying RU-vidrs like ralphthemoviemaker and YMS are film critics. They're respected and know what they're talking about, but they aren't actual critics. They aren't part of an established professional film criticism organization. Likewise, Ian isn't an actual food critic.

@@ronpaulssecretary That's not really a requirement written down anywhere. Yes, they are professional.

@@goombalo10 what? That is literally a requirement to be a professional critic. If you aren't in a professional film critic organization like the Online Film Critics Society or the New York Film Critics Circle then you aren't a PROFESSIONAL critic. If you don't have an MD or a PhD you aren't a doctor. Wow. Amazing how professions have requirements to avoid people just calling themselves whatever they want.

@@ronpaulssecretary M

Lmao, when he mentioned it I didn't think they'd be cheese puff snacks

Is it though?

I can see how that becomes a problem. Some dumb kid probably will try to fish them out of a roster with a fork. Just imagine, died over stuck pop tart. Tragic and hilarious

😂

IM NOT A DIABETIC BITCH... at least not yet

@Johnny Eyeball you don't have enough up votes. let's get this all out on to a tray...

I've gotten a lot of MREs especially when I was homeless and yeah, that bread ain't good. Tabasco could hardly save it.

Is almost is, not quite as bad though

@@forrestclone138 nice 🙂

@Johnny Eyeball I see you too are a man of culture...

U.S. moment

Normal people who don't like the disgusting jelly feeling

@@nulle8935 you're the weird one here

​@@nulle8935you are supposed to shake yogurt before opening, if you do that the lid is just normal yogurt.

I never thought I would see a 30 year old man cussing at Gushers flavored yogurt with boba balls, but here we are.

@@AlxHotCocoaMan yes that was the comment

@@residentflamingo115 yeah

This is true

I can't even blame him

I can't tell if we're talking "girl who loves horses too much" or "girl who is also a horse", and I think the inability to make that distinction is an integral part of this comment.

@@sunshinem.7741 All signs point to "yes."

That's a good movie. Still dissapointed she never turned into a humanoid-horse abomination, I was expecting weird body horror from that title like that.

I just commented the same thing 😂

I would like to point out that traditionally blue raspberry was a combination of blueberry and raspberry flavorings, that being said I have zero clue what it is now.

Blue raspberry is blue because they had too many red flavors but very few blue. Blue raspberry actually tastes kinda similar to wild raspberries which is kinda odd. Edit: i have decided to add more history. Raspberry flavoring originally came from beaver scent glands. It doesn’t anymore, but it’s an interesting fact. It’s flavoring source is part of why it doesn’t taste like usual raspberries.

@@someperson2471 I think you're conflating Castoreum (non-vanillin vanilla flavorant) with... whatever artificial chemical raspberry flavor is supposed to be. Beavers were hunted for their pelts and *vanilla* butts, not for their raspberry butts: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Castoreum

From Wikipedia, so take it with a grain of salt: Blue raspberry is a common flavoring for candy, snack foods, syrups, and soft drinks. The flavor ostensibly originates from Rubus leucodermis, more commonly known as the "whitebark raspberry" or "blackcap raspberry" for the blue-black color of its raspberry. So they do exist.

@@tylerphuoc2653 thats probably it, thank you Edit: no it used to be used for raspberry as well. Beaver glands have so many uses haha

Isn't blue raspberry just raspberry flavor? It's just blue because there's already a lot of red fruits in candy

@@DaLatinKnight blue raspberry doesn’t even resemble a raspberry.

Very accurate

U described cats in the best way ever

UwU mwy tummy wummy huwts~ I apologize for my sins, but I’m not sorry for them.

No bitches?

@Sans Money?

furry here. Reporting for dUwUty, Sir! 0w0

"Wait stop pulling out my organs"

Duo trix yogurt was amazing!

but what if that blue yoghurt had bustin balls that fought incessantly with the carbinated coffee inside your stomach?

And it's thiccer now too

He's gone full Alanis.

Also also Ian: eats the paper still on the muffin

everybody needs some excitement in their life.

Bursting beads exist in the wild and are a fruit i read it on wikipedia you know the most accurate thing ever

its burstin'

@@Juggaloyaknow Wikipedia actually is relatively trustworthy. I tried to change the diameter of something on the black mold wiki by one more number as a joke and it instantly got declined and I got banned

That's brutal, man

Bingo.

The brutal squirts

Agree! I have misophonia and normally can’t stand eating noises but I really appreciate and enjoy the way he edits and adds the effects :)

Oh you bet I'm coming to brutalmoose for those cheesy public access edits

I was just recently watching old Bill Bye episodes, and that's what the sound effects remind me of now

It made me laugh as well lul

Agreed. Semi professional with a hunt of dorky fun.

I remember watching him back in 2019

I'm here for it.

I definitely see a Ms. Mullens from School of Rock.

@@NiFeGetsTubey "Ms. Mullens, you're the man"

@@patrickgallagher1161 "Thank You, Freddie."

It’s called moving to Seattle.

Thank you for perfectly describing the feeling

This is exactly how it feels but for me it's the person I want to play video games with all the time

I don’t know why but that is just the funniest shit to me

It really is

That has nothing to do with being fair trade and is absolutely hilarious that you love that quality in chocolate

It’s also nice to eat chocolate that doesn’t involve child slavery or the destruction of tropical bird habitat!

@@angelawildman122 that is true but also you probably should prioritize that over not melting,,also m&ms don't melt which was their entire selling point for a while and like...they're the opposite of fair trade lmao

This☝🏼

i've gotten thru mine by gulping mouthfuls of air until my body just cant anymore, and then slowly exhaling. usually thats where it stops, if not like one solitary hiccup (:

@@colorblockpoprocks6973 Yep, makes sense, that's why my gagging works as well, you just have to get that trapped air out of your diaphragm, that's what causes it. Because yeah, I seriously CANNOT STAND having them....calling them my pet peeve is hugely underselling it. Seriously, having them legit pisses me off, I HAVE to go off and gag immediately as soon as I get them, no matter where I am, I hate them that much 😅

When my dog has hiccups I gently slap it on the back several times, and also my friend once had hiccups and I tried the same technique on her and it worked

Oh he TOTALLY ate it with the paper

The bottom right of the keyboard. Looks like a dot. Goes at the end of sentences.

Haha he totally did

He did, what a psycho

@@User0000000000000004 Hello Mr McFly, I hope everything is okay with you. I would just like to explain to you why I decided to omit the full stop at the end of my sentences. I was trying to express a certain frantic energy that came upon me when I noticed that Ian had, in fact, eaten the muffin with the paper. This was further compounded by the fact that I could not find anyone else in the comments that had noticed that Ian had, in fact, eaten the muffin with the paper. I felt that, without full stops, it increased the pace one read the text, hence the frantic energy. I hope this explanation sufficed. Regards, Tubthungus

He gay

My thought was "ya you will!"

@@isaacaldape86 oh he GAY gay

@@isaacaldape86 o

I mean same, but not on main

It's Moose time 🌈

As long as its femme pirate

A lot of the fruit they put into yogurt is real, but not wholesome, it's basically an industrial waste product from fruit processing.

@@snarkylivereducing waste and using imperfect ingredients is wholesome

that explains so so so so much. damn.

good pull

Good to know the demographic of brutalmoose and Neil cicirega overlap

@@leosanerd it makes sense, I feel like I like this video for approximately the same reasons as I like Niel Cicierega's stuff

_🎶(bustin') bustin' Bustin' BuSTiN' BUSTIN'🎶_

Same, and some were just perfect timing for it to be comedy gold

When the irl framerate drops

Lol same. I'm wheezing xD

“You feel the bead bust in your mouth” 👀

Dude spoiler alert

It looks like something a cartoon alien would shit out

@@joaogomes9405 it looks like goop that would splat everywhere when you kill the alien

Obviously these *b e a d s* were too *b u s s i n* for you

the bursting beads are secretly the spots you get when you get the bubonic plague

they look like boba beads

Why did you willingly purchase Gushers yogurt?

And you're not even going to review the bustin' beads for us? Unbelievable.

@@jacksonpercy8044 They were terrible, 0/10

@@ryeinc what did they taste of? Like i get that the blue yogurt is supposed to taste like that fake rasberry (that i think only america whent, yes a red berry, lets make the candy blue) i think only time i had it was when star wars ep 1 had blue lightsaber pops in the stores. And I never had a gusher so i have no clue what that green stuff was :s

@@Dracothrope101 I can’t even describe it, it didn’t work at all, really mellowed out the sourness of the yogurt.

This man Ian is the devil. Eating pop tarts cold is a sign of a sociopath. 🤣

@@Tojoblindeye i'd say depends on the pop tart like the best cooked pop tart has to be the chocolate fudge ones

@@Tojoblindeye Call me Ted Bundy then because I typically eat my poptarts from out of the freezer.

@@jeremyrosa267 okay Ted! I'll be sure to keep some in the freezer then, maybe it'll save my life one day. Thank for the tip!

@@jeremyrosa267 I feel like hot OR cold is okay, but not room temperature. Maybe I'm a psychopath too?

The reptilians food source confirmed, glad Ian isnt one of them

They sell them at my store and I get a lot of them

I'm pretty sure I saw that horrific yogurt in an episode of Lloyd in Space. thanks, Yoplait!

Could be both