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I survived about 5 years of delivery... did see some interesting things and meet some interesting people, and some weird/creepy stuff too. My favorites were the guy who would tip me with a couple tall boys when I was 16 (legally, or per store policy, you had to be at least 18 to be a driver), people inviting me in for a toke and a slice of pizza, pretty ladies, etc.
@@cake_9510 Some Amish communities actually have more modern amenities than you would think. They still live as simple as possible, but have just adapted to still be able to communicate with the outside world.
I delivered Chinese food in college. Strangest thing? Delivered to a house near the campus on a Friday night, so I figured it was for some sort of party. Three bags of food, just over $80 worth. I get to the house, all the lights are off and there's some dim light coming from inside. No doorbell, knock on the door. I hear NOTHING, followed by the door opening. Whoever opened the door was already standing their waiting because they never came out from behind the door when they opened it. I look in, and the living room is completely empty except for like four dozen lit candles and six girls in tankinis sitting in a circle with cardboard tiki masks on. All the girls are facing me while sitting in this circle. "So.....your total comes out to (whatever it was)". The six girls raise their arms and point together to a table next to the door. There's a $100 bill on it. "You guys need change?" They all shake their head in unison. I put the food on the table, grab the money, wish them a good night, and leave. Best part: two months later I'm playing DD for my sisters. I get a text to pick them up from the same address, but I don't remember it until I get there. Place is packed, party in full swing. I go into the house to find them. As I'm looking around I see this group of girls looking at me like I'm some sort of serial killer. I smile and raise my arm to point at them. Two of them start laughing while the others run off. Talking to them I learned that it was a prank they pull on delivery drivers and the other girls ran off embarrassed because I was the first it didn't work on. I know this is a long story but hey, it beats the times I got mugged for some crab rangoon.
oh my gosh I got this once (may be impt to note that i am a girl). so i get to the hospital and leave the food with a nurse (the girl who'd ordered was in the bathroom when I arrived) and for whatever reason I mentioned the request to the nurse, who laughed and said she was going to trick her. I shrug and walk around the corner, and while i'm waiting for the elevator I hear the nurse saying "You literally just missed him. He was sooo hot, Janie, oh my GOD." and then next thing I know a teenage girl straight up runs down the hall towards me, frantically searching for the hot delivery guy. the nurse came to collect her, telling her she knows she can't run off like that and she's like "but the guy...!" and I think the nurse was about to fess up to her lil prank so I said "ohmygosh I totally saw that guy! tall, dark hair right? he took the stairs." poor girl looked so bummed to have missed out, and that nurse was fighting so hard not to laugh
walklikearobot Was the she an older teen? Like. 17,18? I’m just curious if she was actually trying to get a date or if she was like 13,14 and just kinda weird
11:46 The only thing that would make this make sense, is they had a bet going... called the chinese place and the pizza place at the same time and whoever got their food first won.
I had an apartment order from 3 different large chain pizza places at the same time for this. I was the winner, and my GPS took me down the wrong street.
I delivered Pizzas as a first job for Dominos. The weirdest by far was delivering to a pleasant neighborhood, with a pleasant house. The guy answers the door as a normal person. We make the smalltalk about the order, the price, etc. Out of the corner of my eye I see movement down the hall and in a bedroom. A lady is just being plowed by her dog. I took my 5 dollar tip, pretended not to have seen anything, got into my SUV, looked out the windshield, and while laughing yelled "WHAT THE FUUUUCK" Alternately there was this lady, around 40. I delivered to her often and knew she was fairly ditzy and one of those "Wine moms" who got shitfaced off a bottle of cheap Okanagan wine. She begins to flirt with me and such, I just smile and make smalltalk hoping to god her card gets accepted so I can leave. She slips a 20 in my pocket while flirting. Now me, a 130 pound soaking wet twink of a boy, is like "oh my god this is how it feels to feel like a piece of meat". Well it got worse. In her drunken state she coos out "You look like my son~". The machine beeped. I asked her if she wanted her receipt. And I drove back to the store, my face that of sheer panic.
In my years of being a delivery boy, i stopped a domestic violence issue, saw many naked females, have been offered unsolicited sex in exchange for food, and aggressively attacked by a child with special needs.
To be fair, I'm guilty of it. Ordered pizza, thought I had money, forgot that I'd spent my cash earlier that day so had only like $4 in my wallet. I apologized for my rookie mistake, but he was cool (even cheerful!) about it and let me pay with quarters and dimes. Another rookie mistake - We had just moved to a house with an address similar to the old house. I screwed up ordering and gave the correct street, but wrong address. Hey, cut me some slack, it had been a REALLY bad day at work. Anyway, the guy called me after he tried to deliver to the address I'd given, and we straightened it out, and I explained my error. "Hey, we've all been there," he said.
I didn't realize you could just order a pizza and pay at the door. All I ever do is pay online, you can even tip online. Once the food gets here, just grab it, say thank you, and that's it.
@@xaenon yeah well don't put the Amish on a pedestal or anything. They also participate in puppy mills since they don't feel animals deserve special consideration. Animals are property, nothing more in their faith
@@KB3TLR That's hardly unique to the Amish. Most Abrahamic faiths operate under that belief, because it is written in the Old Testament, and functionally speaking, that IS the norm in society. Not saying I agree with it - just that's the way it IS.
@@xaenon 'thats the way it is' is the kind of thinking that will never change it. I say fuck that kind of thinking. I will do anything I can to change the mistreatment of animals. Even if all it starts with is shining a light on it to the world. And doing whatever else I can to help animals. Donating to the spca, donating to shelters, adopting from shelters
@@KB3TLR It's all subjective. What do you constitute as an animal? Lizards, ants, chickens, etc. Not that I believe in animal breeding, with the exception of using them as resources and in a free range environment. Your values and beliefs are not above someone else's. If you want them to change then learn their ways and go out and teach them better methods instead of throwing useless money around to businesses and complaining. Besides it's not like the Amish are doing because it's fun, they're doing it becasue the people want it and they need the money for their people, supply and demand.
I delivered a 2 packs of chicken wings to a guy in a motel 25 meters away (I walked there it was next to the pizza shop) and got a $50 tip. That guy was a legend among our pizza shop crew. He always tipped like so and he didn't even have his own place to live.
i'm the only female driver & the youngest in my store, so my managers usually ask me if i want my male coworkers to deliver to "sketchy" places (dirt roads, no streetlights, you know the deal) after dark for me. one time my manager told a dude i don't like to take one of my deliveries and he wound up getting robbed, except the dude didn't have a weapon and was just insisting he give him the pizza. the person he was delivering to was outside his house and wound up telling his wife to get his shotgun. he aimed it at the dude and he ran away. dodged a bullet on that one, literally
Worked for Papa Johns for two years and lemme tell you, what a ride. There were two crazy stories that I'll always remember. The first one was a visit to a rich guy's house. The way it was isolated, you'd never tell it was there. Deep in the woods, but a massive place with at least 12 rooms, a living room that had an embroidered ceiling with a chandelier made of these massive, interwoven deer horns-- the guy just went all-out. Figured I liked him on the spot-- that is, until he didn't even tip. The second was a small house in a relatively safe area. Countryside home with neighbors but there were no real threats in the area. I knock on the door-- typical country family environment, and the moment the door opens, I see a few things. The first thing I saw was the man. I'm 6'9, he's 6'5. He has worn-out teeth, a look of deep concern, and looks like he's about to "retreat" for some reason. The second thing I saw was the gun on the table. A sawed-off double-barrel shotgun with three rounds sitting next to it. I felt uneasy, but I'm used to working with firearms, and just felt like things weren't going to end badly for me. Gut feeling, I guess? Third was the possible wife, who darted for the gun and moved it out of view. There was a kid, probably six years old, sucking his thumb in the corner. Guy just pays me and I leave.
"A big stream of pee starts to fall out his robe. He doesn't seem to notice, or doesn't care. He just keeps making small talk as it's happening." This.... This was a Little Britain sketch!!
I've been delivering ever since I got my license (about 4 years now) and I've seen some crazy shit 1. Guy really down on his luck really wanted a pizza. Gave the exact coordinates, yes, coordinates, of where his tent was set up and had me deliver to it. Boss heard about this and refunded the guys order. 2. A goat farm. Hopped out of the car and was immediately swarmed by about 20 goats who smelled the pizza. Ran to the deck on the house that fortunately had dog gate, narrowly escaping a pack of hungry goats. 3. Saw plenty of "underdressed" people. Best one was this woman who was laying on her bed right next to the window... nude. Never got out of bed, just opened the window, handed me the cash and took the pizza. 4. House set back about a mile in the woods. Text the manager as soon as I pull up telling her to make sure I texted her back. 3 enormous, clearly aggressive Pitbulls and Rotweilers started circling my car, growling and scratching to get in. Not to mention the overwhelming stench of what I believed to be moonshine coming from the barn with a huge confederate flag nailed across the front. After calling the guy 3 times to no answer, I just honked the horn hoping to get someones attention. Dogs go crazy and some dude busts out the barn waving a shotgun yelling "what the hell you doing on my property" before seeing the pizza sign on the car and just going "oh yeah, I ordered pizza". Didn't think I'd live through that one. Dogs scratched up my car real good, my insurance company ended up getting $300 out of him for a new paint job. 5. Craziest thing I've seen which I hope was just someone playing a prank on me. I was doing DoorDash, and was out at midnight. Woman answered the door and seemed really timid, like she was being watched and didn't want to make the wrong move. She insists she give me a cash tip for delivering so late, even after I say she doesn't have to (her house was really creepy and I just wanted to get out of there) and runs inside, telling me wait on the porch while she gets cash. I sit there for about a minute and am about to just leave as I had another delivery to pick up, when I hear something rustling in the bushes in front of the porch, as if something is running through the bushes. At this point, I've decided I'd had enough and got up to leave when someone the size of a small girl with long black hair popped out of the bushes... with a damn knife. I yelled "oh fuck no" kicked the little demon person and bolted for my car. I got there and saw that thing running, trying to get behind the car. I just threw it in reverse and got the hell out of there not looking back or slowing down until I was at a well lit McDonalds. I really hope that was just someone pulling a really bad prank. 6. Best one I ever got was from a girl that I was talking to in high school. She called the shop and asked specifically for me to deliver to her. We've stayed as close friends ever since that ;)
I was the "newspaper boy" when I was 13-15 and in those 2 years there´s just one strange thing that happened, but almost daily. At one house there was this lady in her late 60s I think, who always stalked me through her window when I was entering her front yard to slide the newspaper through her door. The house was strangely shaped so she could see the front door through her Bedroom window. But the creepiest thing was....she was always there, watching me. Even though I have delivered the newspapers at different times....in the morning....evening....she was always there. I often made eye contact, smiled, waved my hands.....but no reaction from her at all. Just her eyeballs that followed me.
Daria Wells, the Amish don’t believe in tipping. They have access to cellphones, but I don’t know any who have a smartphone. Seems flip phones are as far as they’re willing to go on that issue. (Primarily used for business or contacting emergency services.) Houses are connected to a solar panel/generator if someone has medical equipment that needs to be powered up.
Was a pizza delivery driver in highschool. Knocked on this door, took awhile to answer but a guy answers the door and is staring at me, not really speaking...or blinking. Behind him were about 5 of his friends sitting in a circle facing each other, eyes so wide like they were taped open. Not a single one of them blinked. Eventually I said, um your pizza sir. He asked how much and he was like okay and just proceeds to stand there staring into the distance, not blinking with a subtle smile on. I think he had completely forgotten I was there. After some awkward silence, one of the guys in the circle got up and came over, said hey, and proceeded to stare into the distance behind me at what I guessed the first guy was looking at so I look back and theres nothing there. So I said the price, itll be 22.50. They both snapped back and remembered I was there and they said right okay right then stood there...guys in background still staring at each other in a circle. Eventually I repeated it and the one guy walks away not saying anything. Awkward silence proceeds then he comes back gives me fifty dollars then shuts the door leaving me with fifty dollars in my right hand and their pizzas in the other. Knocked again and told them they forgot their pizza and they gave me way too much. Gave them the pizza and tried to hand them the cash but they were completely enthralled by the pizzas now in their hands...like utterly enthralled like I just handed them the ring that rules them all. Ended up leaving with a sweet ass tip. Hopefully that pizza made their trip that much better.
I passed a car one time looking out the back side window as a goat with huge curl of horns. a couple years later I was at a muffler shop and on the wall was a goat head with the same looking horns. I always wondered if I had seen the first goat on the way to the taxidermist?
I work for a construction company and one day my boss sent me to dig a cannal for some people. I came there knocked to the door and there comes a complete naked guy answering the door, I was shook. And even more shook when he and his wife where sitting completely naked in the backyard watching me dig for 8 hours straight. Guy is very popular singer in the Croatia so the whole experience was even more awkward when I realized who it was
I thought the title was, ‘strangest things you saw WHILE delivering A boy’ and I was like ‘what about delivering a girl? This is a weird question for midwifes...’
It was a FREEZING cold night, I had just delivered a pizza and was on the way back to the store. I noticed a car next to me trying to get my attention. I ignored them because I knew it couldn't be good. They kept honking the horn trying to get me to look and I kept ignoring. this went on for at least a mile. I finally glanced over and the guy in the back seat was mooning me. he had the window down and he was sticking his bare ass out the window. it was at least 10 below that night. idiots
You know, hearing all these stories of how people answer the door naked, or absolutely disgusting... Makes me feel less bad about answering the door for a delivery when my hair hadn't been washed in a few days or I'm wearing house clothes that are a tad bit too stained or dirty. I tell myself that they don't care, and if they do, I won't ever see them again.
Only incident I remember after all these years: Delivering two pizzas to a typical, middle-income house. Woman around 50 years wearing a dark housecoat opens the door. Reminds me a little of Norma Desmond. As I am handing over the food, a younger (30s) woman, dressed more like a school girl, comes around and quietly takes the pizzas and says something like, "Thank you, mistress". It clicked that these two might have a 'special' relationship (it was the early '90s). I take the money and tip, give a little bow, and say, "Thank you, ma'am".
I was delivering in this office building, got into the elevator and as I waited a couple came. One was a dominatrix in full leather one piece with dagger heels, a riding crop and in her other hand was a leash with a gagged, masked half naked dude on the other end. We stood side by side on the looooooong elevator ride up when the dominatrix said “honey!!! *restaurant I work for* delivers!” Sub: mfff mmmhhmm I pull out an extra menu flyer and passed it to the dominatrix. She and her sub thanked me before she whipped him and got out of the elevator.
Delivered a pizza to a stoner living on his parents property in a loft in their shop. Didn’t have money for a tip, offered me a rip off of his bong. Cool dude, but didn’t want to smoke any weed lol.
A woman half naked (in underwear only) open the door while her kids where behind her 3 of them none older than 8 youngest maybe 4, the youngest was fully naked and the other 2 where half naked soooooo. I'm pretty sure they are nudist. I mean if you order pizza i would assume most normal people try to cover themselves before opening the door, like I went on a delivery and dude was taking a shower but when he opened the door he had a towel on his lower half and a shirt on, but this woman who was definitely not taking a shower was in her underwear with 1 kid naked and 2 in underwear like wtf??
I once delivered to a dude who was very loudly and frenetically masturbating to hardcore gay porn on his stupidly large screen tv and kept the scene on pause during the whole transaction as he panted heavily. After a while it stops fazing you.
You have obviously never had to wrestle a herd of small children into the tub and get them dressed for bed i am pretty sure that is a average tuesday for my friends daughter who has a brood of 5 youngest are 2 and newborn. The newborn screams when not on a tit so while being half naked she will also have a chunky baby hanging on her chest lmao. Also the half naked is probably due to having a mound of laundry the size of a truck and nothing in the closest lol. Yeah no thanks i enjoy my 30 year old childless existence.
Was walking up to a house, stopped at the front door, noticed a girl looking at me thru one of the bedroom windows. She proceeds to fully change her shirt/bra in front of me with her parents talking to me. She was prolly 13 or 14. Edit: have delivered for many years, never had any form of a sexual encounter, besides earlier post.
I used to work at Pizza Hut as a delivery girl and we had a ban list for people who answered the door naked, crackheads, an old man in a wheelchair who always “just got out of the shower”, and there was once a situation where a pizza guy was told to come in and was kept at gunpoint to stay till his manager called and let him go. Shits crazy.
Strangest and most nauseating. I rang the bell and a in just a little while, a woman met me at the door wearing a flimsy white nightgown. She seemed to be in her late 40s, early 50's and should have had "Frigidaire" stamped on her forehead because she was every bit of 350 lbs. or more. The nightgown hid absolutely nothing and she looked like the female version of a cross between the Pillsbury Dough Boy and the Michelin Tire guy, with flaming red nails, lips, and hair. She met me at the door with "See anything you want?" Even at my young age, I was pretty quick with comebacks so I said "I sure do. I want to somehow unsee what I am seeing now." I laid the package at the door, turned and ran back to my car. That visual still haunts me and it took place 52 yrs. ago.
I walked up to a door n she answered by calling down from the window on the 3rd floor. She seemed to be naked n on her knees facing sum dude who was standing up. She asked if I could wait. After 15 minutes I called up to n say to her she could come get it at back at the bakery. She didn't answer even tho the window was still open. Her mouth was clearly gettin busy
Used to deliver pizza. I have delivered to 7 year olds, and to an old guy in a nursing home who was barely covered by a sheet. I have been asked for drugs. I have delivered a single Sprite to a college kid. I have been requested to sing for a tip. I was once offered to stay for a free tatoo. Weirdest thing was probably at an apartment, a kid about 12 paid for the pizza while his parents argued about whether or not it was okay for the father to be getting naked pics from 15 year old girl.
I'm a receptionist for a small business owner who has a weekday talk radio show on the local radio station, every Wednesday is a "Small Business Roundtable" where he invites several business owners to chat with him about random topics. It's in the middle of the day, so he tries to offer some kind of small lunch for the guests. A few times he had me order pizza and he "suggested" that if the person delivered while they were on the air, I should send them up to do the delivery while they were live. I guess he wanted something spontaneous and thought the delivery person would get a kick out of being "on the radio"? I mean, who doesn't want to be on a random local AM talk show? Fortunately, they tended to deliver before the designated time, and I just paid them at the front desk and they walked right back out the front door. I think I did ask one person if they wanted to wait a few minutes and "be on the radio", but they had the genuine "excuse" of having more pizzas to deliver.
1) Some kids gave me a fake $1 million bill to pay for the pizza & went along with it, but not until after they actually paid for it 2) A few stoned college students said I could take a slice of the pizza THEY paid for. They also offered me pot, but I declined because I was on the clock & I had never smoked at the time. 3) A married woman wanted to cheat on her husband with me, but I was too young & innocent to understand the signs... one of my few regrets. EDIT: One of my few regrets because she was hot af, but also a huge blessing in retrospect because I never want to be that type of guy who's labeled as a home-wrecker.
If it wasn’t for the big house, I’d be convinced the second story (1:00) was my art teacher. He owns a full set of armor, but instead of halloween music, he just plays Africa by Toto over and over. (He was really odd. Always did the Michael Jackson “hee hee” randomly as if it was some uncontrollable tic. Also looked like Guy Fieri one year. First day of senior year he wore a hot pink shirt that was too small for him that said “princess” on it with a feather boa, child birthday princess crown, earrings, and tomato pants. He’s great. I miss him :( )
I play violin and I’m in an orchestra a really big orchestra like it has 200 people and we have 6 hour long workshops and we get a dinner break and they order like 10 pizza for us to buy $5 per 2 pizza slices
When I was young I liked it when cute pizza boys came to our house, but was too shy to answer the door. It was either my parents or brother to answer while I peeked through the window. Those boys must have been creeped out being ogled by a silly girl from behind the curtain.🤣😍🤣😍
I’m a Pizza Delivery Driver now and a week or so ago I had a delivery at about 10:30pm (the place I work at closes at 11:00) so I make the delivery, the guys son answers and he’s nice, gives me a decent tip, everything seems fine and dandy in the world. I get back and literally 5 minutes before we close as we’re sweeping and shit, the guy calls back saying that we forgot to add extra pineapple to his pizza or something ridiculous and requested we make him a whole new pizza. We then have to remake his pizza and I had to deliver it to him after we closed. The guys son answered again and apologized for his dad which I appreciated but I still had to be there until almost 1am cleaning and shit because of *extra* *fucking* *pineapple*
So I worked for a delivery service for a few months (I live in germany) and one time the guy who ordered asked me to draw a dinosaur on the box. When he opened the door I said "so here's your dinosaur, it's not too pretty but I tried my best" and lol this dude had no idea what I was talking about haha. Turns out that his drunk friend (who showed up a few seconds later, half naked) ordered the pizza for him. They gave me a good tip though. Oh, one time a guy named Hunger (hungry in German) ordered and I found out that the name of his neighbor was traurig (sad in German). So apparently the hungry guy ordered pizza and the other one was sad that he didn't get pizza. I laughed way too hard at this. One time in winter I fell (the sidewalk was pretty icy) and I dropped my tip (which was 2€) into a manhole cover. Didn't know whether I wanted to cry or laugh my ass off.
I had a internship at the library when i was like 15, had to deliver books to residents in the commune as could not pick them up themselves (Elderly etc) 2nd stop of the day was the prison. That was rather interesting and surprising
(Domino's Pizza) The time the note on the front door says to walk around to the back deck. Go to the back deck and there's like half a dozen naked women in a hot tub to greet me and ask me to join them. Or that time when I delivered to a family with children. Parents send the children to the door. The children wait for me to hand them back every penny of their change. As they close the door, I hear the parents yell to the kids "Did you have him keep the change?" and heard the kids reply "Yes" (and close the door).
A lot of new order Amish have smartphones. I had some Amish coworkers (I worked in a factory in the middle of nowhere, Ohio) and half of them had iphones.
By ringing up for them, I guess... Its is VERY rare to see Amish in the UK, but I did go to High School with an Amish girl who was bullied badly for the way she dressed - they wore the traditional clothing - and I ended up making friends with her and she asked permission to bring me home. Turned out they had a phone which was used to contact the emergency services, a Doctor and so forth. Because I used to shield/protect the daughter from a lot of bullying, I was invited to their house often and even allowed to wear my own clothing despite telling the parents I was willing to wear the clothing of their way of life whilst in their household. One time, I introduced them to the concept of takeaway food which was hard to explain until I told them it was like paying for any other goods or services... Still really good friends with them and sometimes go to their place for the occasional service even though they are fully aware I am an atheist
@@Trek001 On the whole, the Amish are remarkably civilized people, as you've illustrated. Their way of life isn't for everybody, but I think society in general could learn a few things from them. One thing I've always admired about the few I've dealt with is they are quite direct and to the point. It's not quite as 'polite' as some people would prefer, but I've always found it refreshing.
One time my friend bought a pizza. It had bones in in. Just bones sticking out of the pizza. Like she asked for boneless pizza 🙄 (She got a refund and they gave her a pinkie pie pizza)
All this talk about not wanting to enter homes. I once had a delivery guy keep saying, "Don't you want me to come in & set it up on the table for you?" So many times that I finally let him. Guess he was hoping he'd get a bigger tip out of it.
I'm not really a delivery boy, but my subway also delivers and since I'm too young to work the cash register yet, I'm always the one who has to deliver the sandwiches. Now this isn't really a crazy story but something that really pissed me off. It was raining heavily and by the time I got to this woman's house (we have a bicycle to deliver orders with, it was also windy) she was being really rude and saying it took me so long and sarcastic shit like "oh you must enjoy this weather". Then when I got back, we got a call from this lady saying that her food was cold and that she wanted a new sub. I had to go back there, by now I was soaked from head to toe and shivering hard and the woman said "took you long enough", looked like she was about to slap me and yelled at me for being useless. That sucked
Love the story about the Amish. Present/former Mennonite here. They said grace before the meal, common, I do it all the time. It's common to invite someone in to eat with you, enjoying the food God blessed us with.
