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Bread singalongs - that explains the "no loafing" sign...

I was about 11 when this sbemail came out. My mom put a moratorium on the bread songs because I was singing them too much.

Gotta love how Marzipan just stands there freely letting them graffiti her dress, just so she can make snide remarks about it.

"to me this is something that losers would do" is an underrated oine

"Marzipan's considerable resistance to death" We all know who the strongest character really is

Don't ask me whyyyyyyy Pumpernickel and ryyyyyyyyyye

who all else still has "bread time is a good time for meeee (baddubumdadbum) 'cuz bread time is a good time, for everybody" play in their head for no obvious reason?

I still think about the On Point Kings whenever I hear someone say something is on point.

“I’ve done nothing but sing about bread for three days.”

Lotionman Take me by the hand lead me to the land that you understand

I would absolute drop some "dough" for Homestar's bread sing-along album.

"Don't ask me rye... pumpernickel and rye...". That brilliantly stupid line has slayed me for years.

2:04 the pure hatred in the way he struggles to say “Homsar”

I hosted a Homestarrunner club back when I was in middleschool, we would play the Strongbad CD and draw characters. Watching this really takes me back!

The commentary for this one on the DVD is amazing, Homestar singing in the commentary and Mike just like "I'm already listening to this..."

"Hot time!" said Bubs.

Shame they left out the "Eww, Claire, WHHYYY?" easter egg. It was a book of that name by Beverly Sportsinterviews.

Yet further proof that Homestar is a timeless classic, even into the age of less-than-illustrious 2019

Homestar lasted longer than I would have getting hit with the chain. I guess he made himself the commander of the Homestarmy for good reason.

It's adorable that Homestar is playing peek-a-boo behind the bread 😂

"We sure sniped that problem right between the eyes from 300 yards" -- The single most underrated Homestar Runner line

At last I can enjoy Homestar's Bread Sing-Alongs in glorious HD

that belly button gag literally made me cry laughing when i was a youngin'

"That's some nevea forgive action right there." Been saying this on a fairly regularly basis for years but couldn't remember what Homestar Runner related content it came from.

Lotionman, take me by the hand, lead me to the land, that you understand

1:32 Homestar is getting smacked in the face with a chain and it doesn't phase him at all, just keeps singing. XD

2:55 Dear Strong Bad, How can you file your nails whilst having boxing gloves for hands?

"Like, do you wanna know how Strong Sad got his belly button too?" I didn't, but am now grateful that I know.

"So I superglued her to Hhhhomsar, and left them for dead."

"You want another belly button there, Harry Elephanteh?" *drill noises*

My cousin is the Luke from Eau Claire! 😁 Legendary.

I'd still rather listen to Homestar's bread sing-alongs than most songs on the radio these days

The origins of the Stick remain a mystery, but at least we glimpse the origins of Strong Badia's favorite shady mercenaries/missionaries.

AAaa''hmm the human wedgie.

I was 18 when this first came out. Did anyone else laugh WAY too hard at the bread singalongs at the time?

1:28 The master of chain dancing 👏 Ever so gracefully switching the chain from his left hand to his right, and still doing the same while his left hand above is spinning bread... wait... is this the cheat's messed up biology?

Did you see me refuse to take that guff? I flat out rejected it!

When you think there’s a new sbemail, but it’s just a reupload

I'm going to have to start saying "pointy king poink poink" more often

I find Homestar’s bread singalongs to be, at a conceptual lever…. (Puts on sunglasses) …half-baked. *YEEEEEEAAAAAAH*!*

0:46 Rest in pepperoni, Señor Havin' A Little Trouble and Mr. Bland.

Coming back to this stuff after so many years, the genius in the writing just screams. (The characters and voices were always obviously genius!)

Marzipan steals the show as usual. "To me, this is something that losers would do." 😀😀😀

What if we kissed at the stick 😳😳🤷‍♂️

Homestar must've gone to church with John Mulaney.

The notifacation worked!

I need to change my email signature at work to "Well, I hope that makes you not email me anymore."

For posterity: you can't see it here, but in the original sbemail, if you clicked on the words "Eau Claire, WI," it would show an image of the book "Ew, Claire! Why?!" written by Beverly Sportsinterviews. I love that one. I think it's only second to my other favourite Bev Sportsinterviews title, "Scar, Let Moe!" Lem and Bev Sportsinterviews may be terrible authors, but at least they have some catchy titles.

Lotion man, take me by the crust, take me to the stand, that you understand

0:24 I have the same reaction when Disney makes a new Star Wars thing

I still say "heck no, at all" instead of "hell no."

Lotion man/ got the cure for your dry, chapped hands / moisture sealing brand /but not Iceland where it's banned/ we don't understand / lotion man

To me, this is something that losers would do

Luke. Ewwww Claire! Why?

"bread sing-alongs" made me think they were referencing the soft-rock band "Bread."

After a couple of minutes, the popularity of Homestar's sing alongs faded, and Strong Mad ate The Cheat's chain whip.

The Cheat is so athletic. Between the Golf Club Team and chain dancing, I think he could really make it to state.

You know how they remixed Elvis to add the Royal Philharmonic Orchestra behind his recorded voice after his death? We need that for Homestar's Bread Sing-a-longs

I'd attend a bread sing along

Strong Bad uses a nail file at one point in this email. I see no reason why him specifically would have trouble using a nail file.

I totally forgot this email existed and laughed my bwathom off.

"Heck no at all!!"

Homestar playing peek-a-boo behind the piece of bread is a great touch

I am a 43-year-old grown ass adult and I was singing “bread is a good time for me“ when I bought a fantastic fresh made loaf today. 😅 also, my children now appreciate Homestar Runner, so it has all come full circle

Hartsfield Robot Train voice. Gone, but not forgotten. ❤️

0:19 “Eww! Claire! Why?!”

RIP Harry Belafonte

this is a dense e-mail

if you have been through hartsfield airport in the 80s, you will totally get the intro to this email.

2:41: You want another belly button there, Harry Elefante? 2:45: Ahh! No sir! Heck no at all!

I've watched this a jillion times, and I've never noticed the chain indentations on Homestar's face.

It’s like junior high all over again.

The king of town still creeps me out man.

lotionman take me by the hand...

SUCH GRACE

We miss you Strong bad!

We the public demand more strongbad!

RIP Señor and Mr. Bland.

"lotionman" will never not be my favourite name for a dunce cap

*THIS EMAIL IS LEAVING THE STATION. PLEASE MOVE TO THE CENTER OF THE EMAIL. AND AWAY FROM THE DOORS*

I completely forgot about bread-sing-alongs. I'm dying.

I’ve always wanted to use the phrase “heck no at all!” too, but I never remember it in the moment 😅

lol wow over a decade later and Van Peebles finally lands for me. gems for days this show.

Oh, i bet Strong Bad's face without the mask is far more interesting, that's for sure.

I love how he says he isn't gonna tell the Bubs and Strong Sad stories right after showing them to us.

0:03 Please stand clear of the doors. Por favor manténgase alejado de las puertas.

This email is leaving the station. Please hold on. The next stop is Concourse E. The color-coded maps and signs in this email match the station colors. Please move to the center of the email and away from the doors. Please hold on. This email is approaching the next stop.

Marzipan must have some crazy strong neck muscles to hold up Homsar.

This is my email!! (Kinda) When I was about 4 or 5, my dad helped me write Strong Bad an e-mail, and I asked why Strong Sad had a belly button and no one else did. All these years later and “Do you want another belly button hairy elephant-y (mimics drill noise)” “No sir, heck no at all!!” Is still regularly heard in my house 😂

Nice reference to Style Wars with the graf scene and "..That's some never forgive action right there"

Strong Bad sings: “I got loaves and loaves of them Email Breads, I’mma grab some butter for them Email Breads!”

The Oranges of the Stick.

Another use for that chain whip that strong mad Ate is slapping strong sad every time he says something awfully boring.

I wonder how many kids used to hang out at their local comic store singing "Bread is a good time for me."

"What?! Oh, that's some neva-forgive action right there."

Thank you for the uploading of these with the Easter Eggs (wish the older uploads can do the same, though).

Don’t ask me why Eau, Claire? WI?

1:47 god that line makes me laugh

0:32 Who gives their kids that for their birthday?!

I've often thought back on the bread singalongs.