Seven years old, home alone (this was the ‘70’s!) I decided to make some soup, the hob had to be lit with a match, turned the hob on, lit the match……..nothing. Several attempts and several matches later suddenly there was a massive boom and a huge fireball! It turns out I been turning the knob for the oven! Miraculously I only lost my eyebrows, eyelashes and fringe!
i went to sun bake on the roof of my farm house found i had no sunbaking oil so i used lard on the roof the lard went from oil into a solid as it was windy i went to have a drag on my cigarette but the wind had stuck it to my lips so it slid through my fingers pulling off the hot end that rolled down my lard covered chest burning intensity all the way down as i tried to remove it just broke up into many embers burning my hand stomache chest even inside my belly button 😜😬😵💫
