My cousin (whos 7) walked into my room and shouted to my aunt "(MY NAME) HAS A BOYFRIEND!" ive never wanted to kill a kid before but today was that day
YOURE SETTING A BAD EXAMPLE FOR MY KIDS! I’m apart of the ***** Church AND apart of *THE* PTA at the ***** school. Oh, SHHH Karen is over there! She’s always running her mouth at church, im tryna stay on her good side. Church talks, y’know.
*Oh god not again* *I FORGOT TO DISCONNECT MY PHONE FROM MY SPEAKERS* *OH GOD* *MY DAD LOOKS SO CONFUSED AND SCARED* *R E G R E T* Edit- Thanks. My most liked comment anywhere is about my complete misfortune with bluetooth speakers *_great_*
@@UnicornLover-tp4zd yo I love that you said that..................... because the one's who listen to this like a drug WE'RE A FUCKING COMMUNITY. and we should be able to come together and say that shit..............love ya.
I can only imagine what was going through our bosses head when they put us together Assistant: I still don’t understand why you put those two together, ma’am. Boss: Well, sometimes risks must be taken in business Assistant: Ma’am, there are plenty of others capable of completing this same task, and could probably do it even faster without all of the hostility and bicker- Boss: I ship it Assistant: Ma’am, he shut the door Boss: *HOLY SHIT ITS HAPPENING*
“Sorry, that was totally outta line” *me stuffing popcorn in my mouth* NAH keep goin I’m (Mc)Lovin’ it 😂 “You wanna hear more?” YES *almost chocking on popcorn* 😂
When you can't relate because you are an introvert who doesn't like challenging people and avoids fights with others. We just like to keep a low profile 😂.
@@emmacrendastark13 Ahhhh I LOVE angst in stories too! I love these "from enemies to lovers" roleplays and even stories. The sexual tension, the energy, the chemistry is very high in these situations 😭😍 You should just enjoy them. I was judged for loving Gay fanfictions but I don't care! Keep doing what makes YOU happy Sending you ANGRY HUGS lmao ❤❤❤❤❤
Him: "Alright, show me what I'm missing" Me: *imagines self explaining whatever the work was* Him *makes kissing sounds* Me: wait... WAIT NO THEY'RE KISSING WHOOOPS
me to my boyfriend: i really don't like my nose. there's so much i need to fix about it. my boyfriend: there's nothing wrong with it. it's normal. my boyfriends brother who also happens to be my bestfriend: 6:26
We're all stupidly attracted to you,BoyfriendAudio!😍❤ God,i just love his voice so much. It's been a while since you made your last video,too. It's good to see you again.😊
"always dressed like a million bucks." me, who hasn't changed in like four days: well, thanks. i didn't know that walmart sweatpants looked so expensive.
First timer here, accidentally found this while looking for asmrs, and holy shit THAT VOICE!!! Wow. Just wow! Flipping AMAZING!! Jesus how is it I only found this just now?! Just... chirst all mighty that deep base voice of yours!! I'm losing myself over that damn sexy voice! How dare you!! ... I need more...
ME: *was about to sleep because it's already really late and have to wake up real early* ~Boyfriendaudio uploaded a new video~ ME: welp looks like a few more minutes OHMYGODSSSS ILOVEYOUUUU SO MUCHHH. gods, wish I was pretty to have a boyfriends 😂
Him: it is staring to piss me off Me: *stands up and does a shaggy voice* Are you challenging me ?! Him: no I’m not challenging you Me: damn made we waste a thing
Me being an actual baby and seeing this guys channel: ooh what’s this After video: okay that was weird but actually relaxing wtf is wrong with me Me now: listen well laying in bed watching this whole scene play out in my head Again me: being happy angry in love and annoyed at the same time Edit: why is your voice deeper then my 5th grade poetry diary like dude are you a berry cuz you should be like damn dude is so soothing I actually melted
Omg all week I was scared you weren’t going to post and I said “If he does it better be great for making me wait this long” Now I can’t stop blushing smiling and laughing and I’m writing a comment about how great it is
I adore these backgrounds 😍😍 Another amazing video ❤ Would anyone else of you guys want an audio about the listener calling him over and confessing her feelings towards him over dinner or something and his reaction to that? 😀
Him: I don't think you could even begin to keep up with me Me: oh, is that a challenge Him: oh yeah that was definitely a challenge Me:...... Can you hear me??
I love thissssss, its so different from the rest of your content and I LOVE that youre trying new things its soooo cool I still LIVE for the boyfriend asmr tho :))))
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