Stuttering John Puts Me In My Place, I May Never Recover 

And he is not human

Nah. He’s never put out anything good.

“see my man laughin cause he know!"

Just like Bill Hicks

🫷🏽 Hey buddy... the word is "effeminate!"

as far as observational "comics" go, that's about as funny as it gets

3 substitute teachers walk into a bar .... 💡

He don't mind being goofed on, just don't ever goof on him

The major started as an e1 , not an officer .

So he has fewer accomplishments than a Simpsons character...

@@WahrheitMachtFrei. undoubtedly

“Get outta Bumtown you no talent bum!”

I agree. Producer Chris can do a perfect SJ voice. Cumia too

agreed

It really is fantastic.

@@echo-cb9st Producer Joe, Shuli Show, is greatest man in Dabbleverse.

Chrissy Mayers SJ voice imitation doesn’t really sound like him…but it still cracks me up when she does it!

yes

Right on the$

Serenity now! ...

After that traumatic pesto incident, John is on straight jello.

I've been seeing a lot of people mention that John keeps pretending to forget shit, and I wouldn't put it past him for that, but consider this: Maybe John is starting to reach the level of Korsikoff syndrome where he is actually losing his memories? I could see him just lying, but maybe he actually is unable to recall things because his brain is aomost ruined?

"career" 😂

Slowly and painfully and with much derision from your betters?

Exactly! If anyone would not know what a Teetotaler is it would be John..

I'd say "Hi John" but that was all spelt correctly, so no.

@@WahrheitMachtFrei. I wish I could have luscious medieval peasant hair like John

For real .. he literally looks like an old drunk derelict..

Give it 5 years...

​@@WahrheitMachtFrei.5 years from now John's gonna be sitting in a shallow hole

The way he cuts loose at "I'M AN OBSERVATIONAL COMIC!" :D

The Youngest a Natural born Male just graduated from HS & the Oldest from UCSB.

I think WATP might be payrolling him at this point..

The WORST!

Twister 2

Come to daddy

😢ew 38:15 the

38:15 🎉😊 38:15

It's going to be like a ball pit but with Coors cans.

I think he was doing like an old typewriter gimmick ..

Uhhhh no, the dentist can’t fix crooked teeth. That’s an orthodontist.

@@jojozbludevilz i still go to the dentist office

@@jojozbludevilz lol ok buddy

Right? He looks like a mental case.

Wait until you find out Katl went on John's show to talk about Chad Zumock

Or a teacher. Imagine finding out John is teaching your kid?

(I don't like bringing up the kids but Karl has mentioned it before so whatever) Apperantly, at Suzanner's wedding to the new man, the kids were there and one of them made a speech about how "they felt like a real family again and everything is safe and good" or something along those lines. That implies that, if John has been keeping communication, he really was the worst to be around. Happy to hear they're away from him more but still, can't inagine what it's like for that family to be dealing with him at all. Probably just waiting for the clock to run out to have a good life once and for all...

Where's my gun .. did you hide it from me?

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