Damn. I only won the game of Life. I might have 8 theoretical kids and a 7 figure salary (again, in theory), but there was no mention of being a genius. Also no hot supermodel wife, not even in theory. Fuck that stupid game. 😢
The older I get the more people I’ve met who use the “What? I was just kidding!” excuse when they get called out and want to backtrack. It’s always amusing.
It’s heavily used by people that have a bully mentality. In the same way people like this like to make vailed comments or insults and when they’re confronted or even approached they start in with “I’m just kidding/joking/f’ing around” I think the saying goes : U can dish it but can’t take it…
I have a theory on why John types with one hand. The right hand is controlled by the left side of the brain and vie versa. When John had a stroke, it impaired the right side of his brain to the point (dabble point) where he can't think and type with his left hand at the same time.
That makes a lot of sense. I know he's "joked" about his stroke before but I get the feeling he'd actually be embarrassed to admit that the stroke did affect his life. Most people would get support but I think John is afraid of having more reasons to be goofed on
It's hard to believe. WGA is pretty much known to be a lifetime "no need to work" pension once you pass the vesting period. Most sitcoms, etc, don't last 5 years. Once you pass that magic number, plus with syndication (which Jay definitely had), it's supposed to be a golden ticket that never fades. Maybe it's because he took it so early. I've never heard of any writer that was in Hollywood working for a network for a decade, and ever needed a penny again (unless they are alcoholics. Oh, wait, nevermind).
@@andychow5509I’ve got a real good old fashioned pension. I had 30 years plus in my field. It pays 45% of my old salary. I consult so I don’t need to take Social Security yet or hit the 401k. If I’d’ve taken it at 58, I’d’ve lost a third of it. I only got to take it at 62 at 100% because of my long service. He’s taking it because he has to. And he’s a fool because of all the money he’s losing. But he’ll get another couple thousand a month at 65 and he won’t starve.
John can say what he wants but he would definitely take money to remove strikes and attacking someone who politely declines to come on your show was absolutely ridiculous and the email he sent back shows his intelligence
John wasn't joking when he said pay him and he'll lift the strikes. Or, John was joking when he said pay me and I'll lift the strikes and he sucks so badly at being funny no one recognized it as a joke because there was nothing funny about it.
My grandfather was a confirmed member of Mensa. He spoke 8 languages, 6 of which were self taught. He did NOTHING but read and was a loving man but very socially awkward due to his extremely high intelligence. It’s just beyond laughable that John thinks people would believe his lies that he’s Mensa. What has he said when people demanded he show proof?
Who needs show prep when you have Vince and Reddit to produce your show and whole life really. VTL controls what he eats drinks and I’d imagine a lot of SC$ are from Vince’s accounts as well.
SJ won't be at AC because he can only interact with people via screaming into his webcam. He knows he'll be embarrassed and humiliated by random dabblers who show up, he'll have no come-back, and doesn't want any real-world interaction recorded for posterity to be goofed on by Rico.
@@Bulliegh What he fears most is being exposed for what he is, so will avoid any chance of being confronted in the real-world as an unfunny boor who can't hang when people are goofing on each other. He's not a comedian, he can never think of anything funny to say, so he'll hide in his hovel and claim sour grapes..."It's just a bunch o' loozahs, a load o' hacks jerking each other off! I'm GLAD I wasn't there!"
@@Bulliegh It's ALL he cares about, that, and the dozens of other channels goofing on him. He'd never put himself in a situation where he'd be exposed as an unfunny nothing by random people mocking him irl. He's content to sit in his hovel screaming at his webcam about what loozahs everyone is.
@@Bullieghholy shit have you been in coma for a year? It's literally all he talks about... Uncle rico said this, shuli said that, boohoo me children I divorced boohoo.. His show is uncle Rico, like how uncle rico show is johns show, it's a fucking symbiotic relationship with those two hacks
I took a few “Intelligence Tests” after applying to a prestigious high school. One of the tests was dropping me off in a part of the city with a bus token, a dollar and fifty cents and I had to find my way back to the school. None of the tests were intended to measure how many facts I knew, they measured how I used my brain.
Begging for money to fight strikes is hilarious even for John's usual buffoonery. If you get a strike, you do your best to appeal it, but it ultimately is what it is; it isn't exactly like one can grease the wheels with an envelope full of cash meeting a RU-vid authority wearing a trench coat and hat in a dim alley. Then again, I'm sure John has it in his head that he can make a well-placed phone call to his good friend John Gotti Jr. to do exactly that.
You dont get it Karl, John said it was all a well crafted joke…or a favor to his twitter detectives…or he didnt really care about it in the first place
Sadly anyone who isn’t in Atlantic city has been hopelessly left behind. This includes WATP and Shuli Network. They are both now left in the dust. Huge mistake
I didn’t know you could get blocked on RU-vid. John blocked my Facebook. He blocked my Instagram. He blocked my LinkedIn. We were having a Twitter war.
I hope Pat sends SJ 50 pizzas. Seriously, sj is talking tough and provoking Pat because he knows about pats legal issues with hitting Geno. John figures Pat wont do anything in order to avoid another charge
Is it possible that John being a MENSA genius was just a shitty bit on Stern or the Tonight Show and John chose to believe it? I wasn't exactly around when John was popular but was there a bit where the punchline was "woah, John's actually a genius!" and John just liked hearing that so he kept going with it? Because there is no fuckin way John is anything beyond a double digit IQ
The best way to approach Jon with an IQ test is with the following conditions. Raise an insane sum of money. Jon only collects the prize is he achieves an IQ score of 100, or a score that makes sense. He should feel fully confident he can score 100 if his IQ is 160. We all know it's not.
6:55 That perfunctory "sorry" is worth less than John's fingernail grease to me. Your whole "but he's a human being" play-act was nauseating. I haven't watched the creep off since then and will never again. Would prefer to listen to John's greasy fingernails on a chalkboard.
He’s NOT fine! He was crying the other day about Broc Lee not being around and giving a hundred to KB. He went on and on and on about not knowing what he did to Broc etc etc.. I can’t stomach that hypocrite!!
John always makes these overblown exaggerated facial expressions. At any point you can pause the video and he'll look like a constipated bridge troll. This guy is the antithesis of charisma. And the strange part is John thinks he's the most charming guy on earth.
