Subscription Services - Scott The Woz 

We only need one subscription service: *Scott’s subscription service*

"Man, remember in 1983 when the video game console market got way oversaturated and crashed? Good thing that could never happen again to any other industry."

2009: “There’s an app for that” 2019: “There’s a subscription for that”

When there's this many services and they still don't have what you're looking for. It's just become cable with extra steps...

“Thank God there’s no EA access in the after life.” Well Scott, depends on which afterlife you’re talking about.

"We don't need this many!" inb4 the subscription service model crashes in 10 years because 5,000 companies are offering it

“I’m only $7.99 a month away from not watching anything.” Love that line.

12:07 I came back just to point out that Scott writes his “C” starting from the bottom.

"WE DON'T NEED THIS MANY!” Truer words have never been spoken!

Bethesda: "I feel personally attacked right now."

Normally Scott tells a joke at the end. “WE DON’T NEED THIS MANY.” Got real right there. Real dang true.

This video is 1 year old and we have had about 4 more streaming services. Just wow.

“WE DONT NEED THIS MANY!” This will kill your wallet instantly.

There's only one streaming service I need: Scott The Woz+

I’m just waiting for the point where companies finally realize they can’t make their own streaming service and finally start putting their stuff back on Netflix

3:32 I like how this implies Disney owns 0 water.

Scott: "Thank God there's no EA Access in the Afterlife" Satan: "There is in yours"

I’m surprised Scott didn’t mention his Brazzers subscription.

"WE DON'T NEED THIS MANY!!!" The energy in that end joke for some reason just feels so resonated with me. ^^

2:16 Scott rented a five dollar movie for a two second joke. What a legend.

I've been reading recently that piracy feel off for a while when it was more convenient to have Netflix and maybe a Hulu account, but now since there's so many services with their own exclusives piracy is on an up swing.

2017: Who needs piracy, It's everything on Netflix. 2019: Too many subscriptions! Well, Where's my patch and hook?

"Ok Netflix not as good as it used to be, but none of us are" that's deep

“The easiest way to stop piracy is not by putting antipiracy technology to work. ... It's by giving those people a service that's better than what they're receiving from the pirates.” - Gabe Newell, 2011

"Disney+ was great because Disney owns 29% of the world, the other 71% is water." Imagine if Disney owns water...

I really thought that the ending joke would be that Scott was gonna start his own subscription service...

I feel like every company making their own subscription service is like if spotify made different subscriptions for different music genres

"Disney+ was created because Disney owns 29% of the world and the other 71% is water..." ...and that belongs to Nestlé.

“Thank god there’s no EA access in the afterlife.” EA representative: “Ooh! Write that down!!”

Scott: "WE DON'T NEED THIS MANY!" Me: "AMEN!"

"Apple TV, you get a Y, for... WHY?" That got me real good 😂😂😂

Corporation: We're gonna make so much money with our streaming service! Target audience: *dusting off their pirate hats*

“You were supposed to destroy the cable companies, not join them!”

It’s not going to end well when we all start pirating and the media goes “gen z is killing the subscription service industry”

14:07 Me when Disney announces yet another live action remake

When Netflix was created: Hey a nice smooth way to easily watch movies. Now when EVERYONE has their own service: Ah piracy. A nice smooth way to easily watch movies.

Episode IV: Return of the Piracy Uplay should have gotten an 'F'.

Of course, there's always the best subscription service: the Pirate Bay

At some point it's gonna devolve to "a single streaming service for every single show/movie" and it'll just be renting movies again

Given nearly every company that aired something on cable does a streaming service now, maybe there should be an app that combines all the streaming services, we could call it... cable......

We literally just discussed the negative impact of competition on the streaming industry in my strategic management class

"WE DON'T NEED THIS MANY!!!" facts, man

Scott+: All Scott the Woz videos for free at the press of a button. No offense, but I'm shocked by the amount of people who don't get the joke

"WE DON'T NEED THIS MANY!" exactly. The whole point of these things was to be a better, cheaper and more consumer friendly alternative. THAT ONLY WORKS IF THERE AREN'T THAT MANY

You missed: Google Stadia Apple Arcade And THE MOST LEGENDARY SUBSCRITION: Mario Kart Tour Golden pass

It’s ironic Nintendo allows Netflix on Wii U and a freaking 3DS yet disallows it on the Switch.

Bruh how could you forget the mighty *Fallout 1st*

Streaming Services are the modern equivalent to cable channels.

No one, even Scott himself, cares about Google Stadia, lmao!

Scott needs to revisit this in 2023

Scott forgot the most important part about DC Universe: it’s actually a digital comic service disguised as a streaming service.

"WE DON'T NEED THIS MANY!!!" So damn true...

"Thank god there is no ea access in the afterlife" DON'T GIVE THEM IDEAS!

The fact that the pepto bismol bottle was empty in 2017 but it's full on 2019 gives me chills

"we don't need this many" Will go down in history Update- Wow thanks for the likes

"the whole subscription service thing really started with Netflix" The whole UK: *laughs in TV liscences*

Me as a Religion teacher: You better act good or you’ll go to hell and have to pay for EA Access

Sometimes I forget how funny Scott is, then he gives NSO a "pass" and I lose it

*glances at anime services* "Yeah, probably shouldn't tell him about these."

I’ve seen Scott eat cereal before. Don’t ask me how.

Stadia: Hey Scott, what about me?

Honestly Netflix brought so many people (including myself) away from pirating everything because it was cheap and convenient. Now that everyone and their mother is putting out their own service and making the whole experience worse and more complicated, we're all sailing the digital high seas again

The only quality subscription service I have is my subscription to you, saint Scott.

In Australia the DC universe “exclusive” Titans is on Netflix To clear things up I do know that Netflix and dc have a deal for it

My friends: comes over to my house Also my friends: “So since it’s a movie night, do you have Netflix?”. Me: “Did I say movie night? I meant TV night. We’re a Hulu family”.

This needs a Part 2...

I love Netflix but there is so much “who tf made this” stuff on there

How to watch DC Universe: Bingewatch the latest season of Young Justice in one day and then cancel your subscription.

2011: Netflix is Amazing 2019: Netflix is OK

The headache comes from the amount of passwords you need to remember and the email spams you get from being subscribed to one too many services 90% of which you’ll forget you have after you’ve browsed Netflix for 2 hours. Good thing I subscribed to EA access to round out the pain to my wallet 👌

“One of the apps nobody cares about.” Potential VRV sponsorship: Aight, Imma head out.

“Disney plus was created because Disney owns 29% of the world... the other 71% is water” - Scott the Woz 2019

2017 scott: we will have immortality in 2019 2019: ea acess *poor scott, his dream is ruined*

There is literally a paid subscription to watch the george floyd court case live now. That's how awful the subscription service has gotten

Anything made by Nintendo: Scott: “it gets a PASS”

My favorite thing about Game Pass is staring at it and thinking "They expect me to have this much console space?"

never realized storage units are the original subscription service

First off; love the whole video. Secondly; It's pretty hilarious how the RU-vid subscription service isn't even mentioned. I appreciate that SO much. :D

8:35 holy shit that is the best analogy i've ever heard

Ah yes, Scott The Woz, my favorite cereal consumer

The only reason i hate subscription services is that netflix used to have EVERYTHING YOU NEED but other companies are Like "I bet you can't wait for our new subscription service" NO YOU JUST TAKING AWAY FROM NETFLIX

The Garfield Show has appeared in a Scott the woz video and this gives me LIFE

It's getting to the point where pirating movies and shows is much more convenient again.

His Disney + account said kevin

"We don't need this many!" PURE GOLD. Nominating Scott for the most influential person of 2021. Yes, almost two years later, but gold is still valuable, no matter the time.

When I play a game on a subscription service, it doesn’t feel like a full length game that I’m going to invest a bunch of time in to beat it. It feels more like an arcade game or a demo: I’ll play it for about 10 minutes, delete my save file/reset the game, and repeat. When I own a game, it’s mine forever. If I beat it, I can always have it as a trophy to say “Yeah, I beat that game.” For movies and TV shows, it’s different because once you watch it, you’ve absorbed all the information already and you’re probably not going back to it, so a subscription service is fine in that case. Playing a game from a subscription service is like your mom yelling while you’re playing with the display games at GameStop “Come on kid we gotta go, finish up the game already.” The only place where I feel like a game subscription service works is Nintendo Switch Online: Retro games aren’t nearly as long as modern games, and for many including me, they’re fun to look back on just to play the first level or two. Also Nintendo Switch Online is much cheaper than any other service, and if you already use your Switch for online games, the retro stuff is really just a cool bonus that you really can’t find anywhere else. Thank you for coming to my TedTalk, more shitty talks to come in the near future.

Prime has Birdemic: Shock and Terror. Make of that what you will.

"Disney+ was great because Disney owns 29% of the world, the other 71% is water" The little mermaid: I'm about to end this mans whole career

The thing I HATE about Netflix is they never finish a show, like if there are 5 seasons, they produce like 3 seasons kr something.

Netflix: Forget piracy, pay a small fee and get everything in one place. Pirates: Good idea! Greedy corporations: Forget Netflix, that one show you loved from us which was there is now on our platform. Pirates: Uhh, I'm going to go to my trusted dealership, thanks.

"They just want something to combat the loneliness." I felt that

Make a video about Game Books. One of my personal favorites is "The Unnofficial Holy Bible for Minecrafters"

2019 was a diffrent time

3:33 Correction: "the other 71% of the world belongs to nestle"

My favorite streaming service is The Pirate Bay. It has everything and it's free

"Disney owns 29% of the world, the other 71% is water." This is the most courteous way I've heard someone describe how big Disney is and my over-aggressive anti-Disney ass is using it now.

Scott’s prediction of 2019 was fairy optimistic to say the least

EA and Ubisoft start their own streaming service Everyone: who cares I can buy your games dirt cheap for my Xbox

The main advantage of Disney+ is that they're now easier to boycott.

The current situation with streaming services is what I call an “anti-monopoly” where instead of one company jacking up prices cause they have no competition, an anti-monopoly is where there’s so many fucking businesses spreading different but equally desired types of a media form wide, the same thing basically happens but collectively rather than singularly. ....Amazon Prime is also the only one left that has SpongeBob, I’ll take what I can get.