Suburban Sasquatch: The Best and Worst Bigfoot Movie Ever 

It’s one of those cheap DVD bundles you find in the bargain bin

@@brianaguilar8283 He did warn you; he finds garbage.

tranz2deep ummm, I’m already aware of that

@@brianaguilar8283 he's just reminding you

Enough said

Though a Racoon, the "trash panda", would fit better

*cracks a cold one*

I still think his best lines are "Fucking ants" and "That motherfucker drinked the redbull", lolz.

*Lana Rhoades has entered the chat*

Wait... Is his drink liquefied garbage?

I laughed so hard harder than I should have

Wtf Dave stupid idiot what are you doing

That shit wa great

* angrily mumbles in inexperienced actor *

He seems more annoyed at Dave than actually scared that his friend is being force fed his own heart. The fact Sasquatch rips Dave’s arm and throws it at him is even funnier.

Well she fits her stereotyp... I mean spirituality of her people...

I'm native American to the point you can just look at me and tell. I still find that joke hilarious. On a similar note. When Taco-hontas has her black and wite flash back thing. The purple stuff that pops out around the screen. Didn't that same effect happen when you play Zelda's Lullaby in The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time?

I wondered how far it was going to take 🤣😂✌️

I’m Mexican I guess we off set each other 😂

He's gonna need some aloe vera after that.

XD

It was until squatch-squatch came looking for squish-squish.

ikr

the sasquatch looks like a king kong rip off btw

kenzie McKenzie If somebody decided to make king kong their restaurant mascot

I showed my friend that part of the movie while we were high as shit. He couldn’t stop laughing

Makes you wonder what happened to the father.....

@@danielwilson8604 😳

Daniel Wilson yeetus and retreatus

@@danielwilson8604 he was given the carol baskin

@@danielwilson8604 must've been bigfoot

*S T O N K S*

I’ve heard that this can actually happen when a bullet is moving fast enough. But I think the movie was just being stupid in this case.

@@localdingus6788 Low mass, high velocity rounds do get redirected by underbrush. "9 for the hood, 45 for the woods" is a saying I've heard a few times, also heard it as "glock for the hood, colt for the woods" just because bigger, slower rounds tumble through with less deviation more like a stone. You run in to a highly exaggerated form of this issue when you play airsoft, having to opt for heavier rounds that travel slower and have more arc but isn't offset by wind and debris as much. But they don't... ricochet so to speak... so TL;DR you're right.

@@Cretaal Thank you, I've now learned this.

>is instantly reminded of the 50 Cal & RPG immune Banana Leaves in COD

I’m about to end this log’s whole career

lol

I shouldn't be laughing this hard at the name Tacohontas xD

@@williansnobre I did

@@williansnobre funny shit tho bro. I didnt even see it coming!! 😂 👊🏾

@Ed Gein Metaphor for idiot who doesnt know what hes doing or talking about i thought

The closeup of her eating a hotdog was nauseating

@Eaxl You believe in white privilege? Youve a lot to learn there considering 90% of what youre bitching about. Which is ok depending your age. I was just as uninformed in the past. But if you think youre informed and are making a legit comment youre mistaken (ive made many comments as bad or worse in my time, not attacking you as a person but the ideas you hold).

@Eaxl Well on my phone so hard to go through point by point but anything you think you were correct on that you specifically want challenged? Youre blaming boomers for a lot theyre not responsible for, and millennials often want to give more power to those who caused the current mess

Eaxl you had to be that guy didn’t you?

Whatever it is I want some.

They weren't. They were licking toads and puffer fish.

@@r.j.penfold And huffing Sasquatch fur!!!😝

Cocaine, and weed

They are just finished reading twilight.

This movie is the best thing in the world

Dave!

Mr. Strontium Because there’s a new Charlie’s angels?

don't... no... are you serious? are they doing it again? are we re-lighting that dumpster once more?

Looks like it has more heart, too.

@@mikeoxlong1395 I love your avatar.

@@nickc8863 it's already out and it already bombed. Only 8 million domestically in a budget of 50 million with 50 million more in marketing.

I'm so stupid I thought the amazing was a show more

possum will always be a big deal

Pizza Suicide same here

@@yung_manchild me too

Booooooo... I mean.. congratulations!

Warren & Sue Sanchez for 2Ø56 lol

B rated horror movie.Bigfoot is embarrassed that such a movie about him like this even exists.I think they spent not even $200.00 for the bigfoot costume off of Amazon.

It reminded me so much of Scary Movie 3, when Brenda got killed by the girl from The Ring and Cindy keeps going "Brenda...? Brenda, are you okay? ~Lifts decapitated head of Brenda~ Brenda...?"

Tsubasa Animations My guess is that they originally intended for Dave to wander off into some bushes and get mauled off screen but for some reason they changed it.

Yo Dave stop fucking dying man. Like, wtf dude?

he's mad because fishing with the boys got interrupted

A combination of shitty acting, shitty direction and shitty writing

Best mom in the world

Best part of the movie right there

@@deltakronrewardsvariant4340 best part of any movie

Wow!?!

before i heard the line in the movie i thought that possum would say that he didnt even mention it

I think of my old Suzuki scrambler 2 stroke.

I think of a Dog with a serious stomach complaint XD.

I tried to like this comment, but everytime I pressed the like button it sent me to the reply page instead of likeing it so I made this comment instead. =_=

@@Adam_and_steve Well, I appreciate the thought.

Well he ain't wrong about me

Luckily I'm a deformed by a thermonuclear reaction

@@iswayuri Same

@@iswayuri atleast you now know what not to react on.

Yeah you could say that about me

Wtf is this comment

Ok

Oh god why…. Why is this true….

@@therealfran1149 it is truth

broke ass righttttt that’s what I said

@@royalbabes5358 hi baby💜

broke ass hey baby 💖😆

He's a possum, not a Foley.

ruwerrerrwurrerrerrerr

@@IroquoisPliskin_ ???

@@IroquoisPliskin_ Is it that it's obvious it's funny? if so then ok if not then i don't understand.

Bruh

@@IroquoisPliskin_ Oh ok usally people use bruh for some dumb joke or meme but instead you used it in a good way.

Bruh

Wow, I definitely couldn't afford to live where you live, lol.

La-pouilo-hontas still takes the cake honestly

"Taco"-hontas

Did you snort tuna?

*Tacohontas

What did it mean? I'm so confused

Damn

Same

Alexander Pavlov bold of you to imply that the director could get ONE girl

Jack Napier Its bold of you to think that the diector didn’t buy an anime body pillow and made one of it the wife and the other the side chick

@9600GTMAN And the sasquatch.

56 dislikes as I’m writing this

I wonder how the hardcore band of that name is faring

I wouldn’t be surprised if that is the case. RU-vid’s censoring has gotten to ludicrous proportions.

Thats a loss I wouldnt even wish on my enemies

Hmmm no offense but I don't think he is capable He is respectable, and fun but I doubt half of us can do a good movie. Most of these films start with someone thinking they "know" shot composition. But doing it it's harder. Watching and doing are two different things

Diego Devars k

He is a possum. Possums can't film.

It’s a nice sentiment, but just because you’re able to identify what doesn’t work doesn’t always mean you can make a good movie from scratch. That’s what the Nostalgia Critic thought, and it made him look like an asshole lol

having a competent understanding of film-making is certainly part of what makes possum a good reviewer. I like to think I have a decent understanding of lot of the components of good (and bad/mediocre) cinematography, writing, acting, and other fundamental building blocks of a good film, as well as how they should mesh and interact with one another to achieve the intended result. (insofar as I could communicate effectively the reasons individual parts of a film, scene etc or the sum of those parts does or does not work and make an educated guess as to the intention behind the decisions that went into that result). That being said while that is an important part of being an effective shot compositor, director, actor, sound mixer, cameraman, staging professional, or any of the many roles taken on by film-making professionals, there are many other factors that go into creating a good film. I don't doubt that Possum would be more than capable of creating technically and artistically competent films if he decided to pursue that as a serious undertaking, it's important to remember that commentary/analysis professionals in many different fields of interest, art, competition etc aren't necessarily on the same level of applied expertise. A sportscaster may very well be able to effectively explain why an interaction between players/teams happened in the way it did and what that likely means in regards to the implications that interaction will have going forward in the game for both teams in different inter-related categories (psychology, metagame, momentum etc). Sorry for being stupidly longwinded. To clarify I'm not trying to say Possum wouldn't be better than the average director because his knowledge base is going to provide him with the ability to, at the very least, understand the quality of what he's filmed and make changes if necessary. Definitely not saying he would be worse than the director of suburban sasquatch because, I mean, that's like being better at running than someone who has wind-chimes for knees and is currently in a catatonic state. That being said the skillset for understanding and communicating the skill involved in, and nuances of a craft isn't the same skillset that's required to produce a craft with the same level of competence and nuance. It's just that they operate off of the same knowledge base in many ways.

Same

Alex• or lame horror nudity

@@mothmanofaustraliaradio8888 no such thing as lame horror nudity. . . There is only the 'expected horror nudity', of which, if the budget and attractive locals are missing, can be rather lacklustre or shoehorned in. . . But it is never lame lol, its basically as required as the camera and buckets cheap fake blood

Yeah, most of them look like porn.

Those where the days

There was a censorship bar over them when I saw a link from another video. XD

Look closer between the legs...

Kind of a fucked up way to see it but I get your point.

Imagine if pigs were secretly highly intelligent with the same level of awareness as humans, but they just can't communicate with us, so they all know exactly what's happening to them and what WILL happen... Good thing that ain't true xP.

@@Avarioth ever hear of "Charlotte's Web"

Alex Gabriel So we must eat them to stop a rebellion got it

Ima go out and buy a 6000 pack of hot dogs. Thanks for the warning guys. We can stop this if we just eat a bunch of hot dogs. I'm doing my part

Intentionally bad is always just horribly depressing, unintentionally bad is hilarity, I do not believe any human could be on such a higher level of existence as to make this intentionally

It's not intentional. The official DVD has a making-of documentary where they talk about it like it's a real movie. They were just delusional.

Possum Reviews oh yes with the infamous I am secretly a killer couch lol

@@mothmanofaustraliaradio8888 wait, what?

A1pha Ch3rnovak in the making of, the director sits on s couch and red letter media cast says they could pan to the left and he looks like a serial killer filming a confession on why he skinned his wife and made her a lamp lol

*Squish, Squish!*

@@hydrogenone6866 *Excuse me what?*

Pabst Blue Ribbo has a spirit animal?!

AGREED

True

Accurate

Gonna have to agree with ya.

Yep

Gotta get that ad money before RU-vids next purge

Thank God for adblock

@@brothercartman damn, cant support the creators you like that earn it?

what are ads

It's one of those art pieces made of stuff found in the garbage out back of restaurants

Sure, but on the understanding that there are canned turds that are considered works of art.

Certainly a work of Dave’s, at least.

@Hedgiethe Hog The writer of this movie: I shoved a giant dildo in the dirt in the middle of my backyard surrounded by sneakers filled with banana pudding " I'M FUCKING KUBRICK! ' lol 😂🤣

@@markiangooley Art... as in Arthur?

We make squish squish

No shnu-shnu?

@@Avarioth squish squish yes?

i squish squish your mom

@@fallthefox699 you are my mom squish squish

Oml your prp

Wow

ewww furry.

He mentioned that

Daveee I told you not to die today

I seriously can't believe I just got that. Damn I'm retarded.

Nah he said it

"Babe,wake up,Possum just uploaded!"

Best growl/roar in movie history, next to Godzilla. But it is much more "personal" , than Godzilla. Sasquatch is going to eat you, and/or tear off some limbs, rather than squash your whole town/city.

@@chrisperrien7055 I make scarier noises waking up with a hangover.

To make someone else smile/laugh?

Hello mysterious stranger

He does read comments, actually.

Must be a Turok or something

Yoda and squash make squish squish we do

"Hmm, mating call you made, squish squish time it is."

Gosh, do you think this was the inspiration?

How many times do we have to teach you a lesson old man!