Subway - "Remember Jared?" 

hIS nAME iS jARED aND hE'S sTILL lOOKING gOOD

Yes

Oooh, looks like you need to eat. *MICROAGGRESSION!* HIT'EM!

Lobeast 1200 yep

Super Plushie Paradise yes only in South park

+Keegan Of The Memes holy cow

Keegan Of The Memes that is the funniest thing I have seen all day 😂

Notification Squad he stole that from a vine

That’s fucked up but I couldn’t help but laugh …I’m probably going to hell no regrets

Keegan Of The Memes Stolen

Especially in his new orange jumpsuit.

eating those subway sandwiches, HIS NAME IS JARED AND HE STILL LOOKIN GFOOD

Hey kids you want somes candies

@@mysterion3193 STRANGER DANGER! STRANGER DANGER!

@@mochilover7053 I'm not Jared fogle

fresh foot longs with extra mayo every day

LlamaKing 98 the kids don't like it very much. But who would? Just look at those prices!

PhoenixFIrebird He's eating better than the kids in elementary school he molested.

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Imma tuna sub backwards in your booty hole, Jared.

Caleb Malicoat ded

You’ll excuse me if I don’t want to watch this

What a waste of a perfectly good sandwich.

screeching turtle Remember the chicken sandwich with extra mayo meme? Two sandwiches wasted.

Chubes Meow Hey kids want a foot long exclusive? Extra flavor just for you.

100th like

Aidan Farris he showed me his footlong

His sandwhich was more than a footlong.

Distorted Mutahar the fuckkkkkk.............

was it a famous footlong?

U poor soul

trash man Hey kids, you want some candy?

Oh fuck, it's Jared!

You’ll excuse me if I don’t want to watch this....

I just love conjugals visits

What a waste of a perfectly good sandwich!

GenieKing Hey kids, you want some candy?

@@maruchan_3479 Oh fuck, it's Jared.

@@slightlyuncomfortable You'll excuse me as I don't want to look at this.

1 inch*

Gotta suck the mayo from the tube, huh?

​@@medevialpuppet3695*foot

@@medevialpuppet3695*1 cm

Millimeter

what did the person say?

+Vern Dern They said something along the lines of: "no sorry, he isn't here today" gave me a chuckle

RIP jared he never came back to subway

+Vern Dern rip in pee

Met him in third grade along with my class He had two of my classmates get in his “Before” pants (one in each leg) and took a picture. He also brought some Subway sandwiches Months later he got arrested. He lived in Zionsville, IN Close to our school

He inspired to lure kids into his van.

Oh he inspired all right 🤣🤣🤣🤣

You'll excuse me if I don't want to watch this.

"How would you kids like to see my famous footlong?"

Eatin' all dem sammiches.

His name is Jared and he's still lookin geeeewd

Hey kids, you want some candy?

Oh fuck, It's Jared.

You’ll excuse me if I don’t want to watch this.

his name uh jarreeed

Snowy, because that's how his likes his sandwiches...... and his kids.

you mean Jared touched you deeply?

😅

Nobody cares if you was a kid. Go get a job.

@@Adpqayxn3nw8ay you cared enough to respond. YOU go get a job, idiot.

Wow and now he has thousands of views, u never gave up on him

Bad ending

You know, it’s funny… I don’t watch South Park and never knew they’d done a parody of this ad. It was just the first Subway ad I found when I went looking… so I had no idea why a bunch of South Park fans were suddenly commenting until I googled it and found the connection to the show and the new game that just came out. Had no idea 😂

Lobeast 1200 XD

Me XD

_"He's still looking good... eating Subway sandwishes... his name is Jared and he's still looking gooooood!"_ >:D

Me

+Crusto papa bless

+Luka Kolak klein boi

In what video do they react to this?

Mah fellow hila kleiners

Ah that didn't end well lol

Dead meme.

​@@harrisonbetker2271 Your mother

@@Adpqayxn3nw8ay get bent.

@@Adpqayxn3nw8ay get bent helmet.

johnny stander south park member barries reference

what's the original song? thx

+Fenryr 3001 thanks

All we had to do was follow the damn train CJ!

He’s also in a South Park episode called “Jared Has Aides” (Season 6, Episode 1) 😂

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