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Back in 1992, "Super Mario Land 2: 6 Golden Coins" was a huge hit and a slimy little guy named Wario was born. What if... it had lyrics?
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Content note:
Nowadays, I wish I hadn't written the line about Mario having a "fat ass" or the part comparing the plot of the game to "Mein Kampf." These things felt acceptably edgy back in 2015 but I wouldn't write them today and I sincerely hope no one is offended or feels bad watching those parts.
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Special guest appearance by Dave Bulmer
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LYRICS:
WARIO:
There's our hero, Mario
You rescued Daisy, but I'm sorry, bro
A few days ago, I broke into your home, and so
Now it's Chateau Wario!
BRENT:
Wario has major balls
Mario’s castle is missing a wall
Since when did he have a castle at all?
But whatever dude,
Now he’s on the move
Enter Voltron Mario’s shoe
Be super-careful or you might get screwed
There's a big turtle, he's gonna eat you,
Let him chow down and now you're his poo.
No raccoon or Tanooki selections,
But the bunny ears will give ya wings
Pretty soon, you'll exhume a complete collection
Based on every type of flying thing! ...right.
Now it's Crane Game Time let’s do this!
Grab a carrot! Grab a flower! Grab a heart, you can't resist!
Keep it goin'...
MARIO:
OW MY NOSTRIL! SOMEONE HELP ME!
OW, WHY DOES THIS EVEN EXIST?
...that was awful
OW MY EYEBALL! MOTHERF***ER!
WHY, GOD WHY? WHAT KIND OF MADNESS IS THIS?
GREAT, I'M BLIND NOW. WONDERFUL!
WARIO:
Maybe you should have stuck to the plumbing!
MARIO:
Maybe you should s*** my ****!
WARIO:
Really?
MARIO:
Ewww, NO!
BRENT:
Jason needs a doctor fast
That's what you get with a dollar store mask
Mario really should move his fat ass
Before Wario takes the whole place over
Mustached Euro-anglo male
Greedy big nose guy is bent on betrayal
Wait!
Hitler's "Mein Kampf" told the very same tale!
Oh snap! Tumblr was right, they hate Jews.
Bovine fish, hippo snot, it gets nutty.
Grab a flower, now you're Cherokee.
Get inhaled by a whale and check out his gut, he really
needs a colonoscopy!
KEY CHANGE MOFO!
Now you've got the coins in hand
It's time to go make the ultimate stand
Wario's just a small balding elf man
So yeah, that's Super Mario Laaaaa (It's the sequel)
Aaaaaaa (They're not equal)
Aaaaaaa (It's the sequel)
Super Mario Land… TWO!
10 сен 2024
