2:23 respect to the random person who randomly said an inside joke and his joke became simple's main man line f because we don't know who really made the joke
lmao i thought you were trolling when you said it was made by me turns out this was actually made by me i actually almost died laughing no joke, this is up there in the top 10 meme hacks
I really want that crusty, “NOOOOOOO!” at 3:31 as a SimpleClips short. That and the “I softlocked into this dude’s soft cocc dude” have lived rent-free in my head for years.
No he menas Bacward Long Jump, let me explian to you what is it: The Backward Long Jump (BLJ) glitch is a glitch that occurs in Super Mario 64. [Note: This glitch cannot be performed in the DS remake.] The entire glitch can be performed many places in the two games. Long jumping backwards is significant because the developers put no backwards speed cap into the game, thus, by chaining together multiple BLJs Mario can gain enough speed to clip through solid objects. There are a few variations of this glitch, but the most popular is used on the "Infinite Stairs" in the uppermost area of the castle. This glitch will allow you to beat the game with less than 70 stars. How To:Edit Go to the stairs and face the door, with the camera facing Mario. Start to long jump and pull back on the stick, causing Mario to long jump backwards into the staircase. The moment he hits the stairs, press A again and press it repeatedly and rapidly, as this is the only way the glitch will work. If done correctly, Mario will shoot up the stairs and won't stop until he hits the wall at the top. This will allow you to jump into the portal and fight the final Bowser fight. Categories: Super mario 64 Nintendo 64 Add category i hoep yo understiend :D
Public acknowledgement to the homosapien of XY chromosomes who speedruns a game called "Super Mario 64" and modifications of the sort. He dubbed himself "Inconsequentially easy jump rotations". Such modifications include "Star Road", which is considered by many to be an unofficial sequel. He has the quickest time run through of this modification. Such brilliance!
Nay, for Inconsequentially Easy Jump Rotations is a fool, for he trapped his own pitiful self in many a prison designed for infants of the species homosapiens, of the order primates, that err towards the tendency of homosexual dalliances.
After all this time this is probably one of the most legendary simpleflips videos ever made. The timing is beautiful, gbj was introduced (along with "soft cock"), and simp's reactions are perfect and memorable. Thank you simp, for this beautiful masterpiece.
i think this is the ultimate simpleflips video. it has plenty of GBJ, simple getting mad at dumb shit, a memorable/memeable line, and a dumb ass rom hack. what a great entertainer you are
Returning to this from Kaze's tier list The origins and sheer power of Gay Baby Jail feel like a time traveler came from the future to plant that precisely in that moment Derailing the future through a series of events we no longer can fathom due to living in the new timeline
the sheer amount and quality of softlocks in this hack is staggering, i dont think any other troll hacks really hold a candle to the pure, accidental "fuck you" energy this has. this is very inspiring
That's funny you played this game too Simple. It was made in a hack pack for Sir Rouven by Kaze, and I uploaded it to the SM64Hacks site after I played it, lol. Very odd hack indeed, glad you found it :P Another one to play is Sanae Valley made by Brodute also for Sir Rouven, it will be worth your time as well if you haven't played it haha.
About SMG Welt, welt is German for "world", that level was a model of the floating island you start on in the Ghostly Galaxy level in Super Mario Galaxy (SMG)
Traveler. If you are seeing this then you have escaped from the Yugioh Prison and have traveled to the origin of the universe. This, is the creation of the Gay Baby Jail.
