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I want telekinesis RIGHT NOW

Super powers are superpowers.

Imagine just spawning in the iron man suit

2:21 "GOKO!!!!"

Wow what a coincidence, ever since my brother spontaneously ripped my hair against my will I too have found a reason to use KEEPS, thank you Andy

Jojo stands really got those day-to-day abilities that also get used for fights

Best sponsor transition yet

“What if you woke up and you feel good, great even” Honestly I expected the question to end there. That’s a super power in itself.

I asked my grandpa about the flying in government airspace question you asked (he was in the Air Force), he said “They would never see you coming. A person is too small to appear on radar.” There ya go Mr. Sandwich.

Mega dome blaster 5000 *BOOM*

I'd personally go for energy absorption

I would have to ability to obligate myself to do anything and do it so "you will not procrastinate anymore" and BOOM

Always hilarious. Love your stuff man

I feel like shapeshifting is cool. Specifically, the way Envy had it in Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood. Self Healing, feel comfortable in your skin, buff up temporarily, don’t have to fix your hair. It’s both convenient and flashy at the same time

The way Andy ripped the guys hair out to prove a point though😂

Somebody give this man an award for making sponsors entertaining

Friction control would be an interesting power. You could slide anywhere, become an immovable object, or even walk on air. Or cause fires.

Teleportation for sure bro

The sonic unleashed sfx lol

I feel like the ability to shapeshift is underrated, because assuming that it's literally chemically changing your body's composition, you can technically become a superhuman in every other way - you can genetically shift yourself to gain muscle mass differently, to be faster, I have a very loose concept of dna, learn quicker, the sky's the limit. It's only limited by your creativity (and possibly by your energy and available resources around to shift with, if you wanna be lame and technical like a big ol lame-o)

Telekinesis is the most underrated super power. Everyone always says "I wanna fly or stop time" when I ask what one power would you want. I can fly with telekinesis, lift myself. I can also defend myself with telekinetic barriers, hard enough wall even bullets can't go through. And combat would be easy, yank the gun out of their hands.

"to transform into anything"

Not the sonic unleashed death scream at the beginning of the ad that had me dying

One thing often ignored in the discussion about superpowers is the question of how physically taxing your power would be. Like, if we're talking about flying, how tired would you be after an hour of flying?

I love how this guy does sponsors sometimes I even look forward for them

Part 2 pls

I think Andy is slowly becoming addicted to the “drag item to animate” feature.

I still stand by the idea that shape shifting is the best superpower. It encompasses most of the other classic superpowers. Give yourself wings for flight, turn into a random object to be invisible, etc

shapeshifting

I wished I had mind control

Imagine if there was a super power where you could clone objects. That means Andy would not need to constantly run errands LOL

Shapeshifting is always my go-to personally, but I would definitely take any of the ones mentioned in the video lol

0:53 who needs a sword business? Just contract with the government

can't go wrong with psychokinesis

Shapeshifter. Covert, overt, experimental. So much potential.

Dude, every joke landed and the only time I wasn't laughing was when I had a really big grin on my face; the pacing is always so good, the visuals are very entertaining, the jokes are funny, it's well written- It was 100% worth the wait! Love this channel and the content you make is always so good!

0:28 a mega tomb blaster 5000

My favorite powers to turn into a lizard forever

with the comedic power this guy has, he could be blowing our minds every other week but instead he humbly decides to bless us with a few videos per year. We are still grateful ICS.

Shapeshifting, always my pick. Instead of explaining why I want it, though, I'd rather explain why this is such a fun answer to this question, because it has so much more possible variety than most answers depending on your parameters. If we want to go crazy with what counts as "shapeshifting," that means that if I wanted to turn into Superman, I will not only look like him, but I will have all of his powers. If I want to be geokinetic, or produce weapons from my body, or clone myself? Turn into someone who can do that. I could also turn into non-human animals, or even inanimate objects if I wanted. Maybe I just want to know what it's like being a Brussels sprout, you know? You could even turn into fictional characters or ones that don't even exist, fiction or nonfiction. Meanwhile, at the most limited, you can only turn into other people. Maybe you can only turn into faces of people you know, or maybe you need to obey the law of conservation of mass, so you can't become super muscular or go from overweight to scrawny. Maybe you're only allowed to turn into a certain type of person, like if you're only able to turn into the same sex (or only the opposite sex). Maybe you only have a single other form you can change back and forth into. And even more than that, let's say you got this power from a mischievous genie. You get to shapeshift, but once you do, you find out that you're stuck in that form forever. The possibilities are as limited or as endless as you allow them to be when it comes to shapeshifting, so I love exploring that when I answer this question.

Teleportation (without portals) has always been my favourite. Because almost every task can be done with it like getting changed, brushing teeth, getting dry etc. I just think that would be cool

Telekinesis is the goat it helps you fly, run errands, and so much more

I stand by the fact that teleporting would always be superior to flying

I love the idea of chlorokinesis, imagine having like a plant nursery and just getting infinite sales because you can make infinite undying plants in whatever shape or colour or species you want. Plus plants are pretty and a big enough tree could probably give you very basic geokinesis.

That keeps hairloss ad made me gasp audibly lmao

Teleportation. Super convenient travel. That’s it.

I find myself wanting to be able to teleport more often than I'm willing to admit

i'm only now realizing the genius of andy's comedy like before i was like *_"oh yeah he's a funny guy"_* but a lot of his comedy is pure gold

Mine would be to cause hallucinations. I would have a lot of fun with that.

Time control is underrated

“Hello? Does anyone want to be turned to dust?” That line killed me

I'd live for either teleportation or persuasion. Think either would be incredibly useful for non evil reasons

Air control would be cool😮😮

Shapeshifting

The ability to travel back in time but only up to 30 seconds would be so pleasing. Imagine just not ever having an awkward moment with somebody.

I’d take the power to control momentum. If it works how I think it does not only would you be able to control the speed at which some things move, you would ideally also be able to control things like the temperature of objects by speeding up or slowing down their atoms which just sounds very convenient.

My fav is a megadomeblaster5000

that ending made me think of the "How did he know that? I didn't even put my birthday in." video

I want a Mega dome blaster 5000

Just being able to wake up in the morning without feeling like a bloated corpse is a good enough superpower for me.

this is the one and only channel where I don’t deliberately skip the sponsorship :)

"A mega dome blaster 5000" This part always got me laughing

I’d be an animagus. Transforming into loads of different animals would be very fun. I would love to eat all of my enemies as a grizzly bear 😂

Shapeshifting for sure, as long as you were able to like have it be super involved or not. Like if you wanted to shapeshift, but you had to manually create every single new vein or artery, making sure everything works, that's just a fast way to get some internal bleeding and die. But if you were able to have it do it on its own or have you choose to be a bit more involved, than if you studied biology you could just not get sick a lot of the time, and of course.... Shapeshifting :)

Cloning would also be good for building strength

Personaly illusion is my favorite, if yiu train your slef you coukd probaly make solid walls, monsters, or just counfuse poeople untill their head go bye bye.

As my friend occasionally says, “I would want infinitely deep pockets”

The cloning oneself and then reabsorbing those clones with all the knowledge and experience they had acquired has always been a wish of mine.

I personally think reality manipulation would be pretty wicked, because with that one could do LITERALLY ANYTHING. Phase through walls. Summon eldritch entities. Contort reality itself, like in the Doctor Strange films. Nigh-infinite possibilities. Space and time would bend to one’s will.

0:31 A Mega Dome Blaster 5000 got me laughing crazily

A superpower I always thought would be cool would be the ability to become ethereal. But not just all at once, but also having complete control of the extent and where specifically. If someone went to punch you, you could make it so that part of you is no longer corporeal and they just go straight through. You could be almost invincible by making everything but the bottom of your feet untouchable. And that way you could still walk around.

“All of your clones study” I refuse to believe that it wouldn’t go like this: You clone yourself, and get all the clones to go study. You start studying but realise you aren’t getting anything done, however it doesn’t matter because all your clones are studying for you. You meet up with all the clones and morph back together, only to realise that all of the clones procrastinated and you didn’t learn anything.

For some reason "geokenesis" made me laugh because it sounds needlessly advanced for just saying terraforming or something

I died when you said A MEGA TOW BLASTER 5000 *BOOM*

I'd choose telekinesis. Regardless of the way "Chronicle" ends, I still think it would be pretty awesome. You could fly, wouldn't ever have to walk again, ever lift a finger, etc. Pretty neat.

3:44 ALRIGHT BOYS GET STUDYING ON THE FNAF LORE

I want the power of fire. It is really cool.

The power to multiply anything ANYTHING

Andy, Imma be honest man, I'd be terrified if you had superpowers.

The way you described the clone powers, especially the "have them learn a bunch of stuff and then recombine" is exactly how the X-Men character Jamie Madrox works. He's a crazy-smart scientist, because he learned, well, everything.

1:51 So earthbending?

The best super power is super reflexes.

I always like getting into conversations about "what if you got superpowers", they always end up fun

shapeshifting because it's incredibly versatile. It can also do what plenty of other powers can. Flight? Shapeshift into a bird. Clone? Just shapeshift a copy of yourself with some little cord thing attached since it's still has to be connected to you. Creating weapons? Sword arm. So many other things you could do too.

You'll probably need a liscene for being airborne

Megacomblaster 5000 gotta be my favourite weapon

If I could have any superpower, I’d go with time manipulation. Being able to pause, resume, rewind, or forward time at my own will. That way I’m not just stuck with 2 settings for any time related super power, time manipulation gives me all the power for anything I want to do with time. Secondary superpower choice would be to teleport by just snapping my fingers

I've always liked the idea of creating pocket universes to live in. Or at least, a pocket of space that defies the laws of physics. Its like having a personal secret base that u can hang out in and no one else has access to it. Bonus points if it defies time too, cos, aside from time travel, i can just use it to get a few extra hours of sleep in the morning as well

Honestly, I think being able to change form of your body would be kinda cool.

flight would be cool but mind-reading is too useful to pass up on

When we needed him the most, he returned with his simple yet complicated video

Geokinesis? Umm... the scientific term you're looking for is earthbending

Mine would be to know how to use any weapon and be able to be better at hand combat

0:48 that'll be 14.99 as well as your kidney

Shapeshifting will always be the best power, almost no matter how it's defined. If you can only do full transformations, taking on the entire form of for example an animal, it's still freaking great since there are soooooooooo many different animals with cool abilities. You don't need a second superpower to fly, you can just transform into a bird. You don't need a second superpower for superstrength, you can just transform into a gorilla. Etc. etc. It's even more amazing if you have complete control of your shapeshifting and can freely mix and match different physical features on your body as you wish. Hell you could even modify your own appearance to look hotter, the possibilities are endless!

always thought telekinesis was one of the more adaptable powers, with being able to fly via picking yerself up, super strength by combining both your strength and the telekinesis, and if you want someone to die you could just hold their heart. sure, there are far more powerful ones like stealing people's powers, as people in the comments said shapeshifting, but telekinesis seems simple and humble

The power to get eny power and take away powers when you feel like it

Top of my list is energy manipulation, the possibilities are infinite.

If we're going for pure overwhelming power, unrestricted spatial manipulation would be enough to annihilate the universe in a split second, but realistically speaking having that much power would be kinda depressing, so I'll go with having a pocket dimension, since that seems fun and practical and also like something I could use without having someone call the cops.