Be nice. You malnourished freak. Matt tell her this: There is no better friend than a sister. And there is no better sister than you. / supermegaofficial
Sam: Hello? Matt: Hey Sam! Sam: Hey, what's up? Matt: Not much. I got some exciting news though. Sam: What's that? Matt: I just paid off all my debt in Animal Crossing. Sam: Oh! Cool... Matt: Yeah! Well, I'll talk to you later, okay? See you! Sam: Wait wait wa-- *hangs up*
Ryan seems like the kind of friend that just drops unannounced at your house and helps himself to the food in the fridge, and for some reason your family just... goes with it, and doesn't protest or anything anymore
Lol everyone talking shit on Matt being a bad sibling is either an only child or has too high of expectations. Matt is everyone’s brother. My brother is basically Matt.
"Do you have my wedding video?" "Look.... I have your wedding video, but that's not important to where it is at the moment. Ok, love you bye." That's the absolute best lol