Sadly, the funny trombone isn't enough to outweigh the _pure insult_ of having to *individually cut each blade of grass in the entire county 132 times with a pair of safety scissors* to min-max the perfect run to _maybe_ beat the game.
Watching him mow the lawn with hedge clippers was totally triggering me! haha! Oh my god! That was tedious to watch. I can't imagine how tedious it must have been to actually be doing it!