My ex had a talent for oblivious lewd comments. It's terrible to admit, but after we broke up It's by far the thing I missed most about her. 'You should taste my dad's cream. He made it for us every day' (her dad was a baker and made a sweet vanilla and elderflower cream for sweet pastries). To her mother, 'My knees hurt. Mouse has been teaching me how to handle his hard woods' (I had just gotten hard wood flooring and skirting and it needed to be treated and stained, sanded and sealed in situ). 'I prefer manual to be honest. It just feels more responsive when you have the shaft in your hand' she honestly was oblivious.
Suzie is awesome. Even on Cats does Countdown, she's a very, very good fit! She still has a great sense of humour and interacts wonderfully with the panellists/Jimmy. I love that show!!!
Suzy is the perfect example of why I very rarely watch American television. I discovered Dr Who and Monty Python in the 70s. Then the delightful banter of Rising Damp, One Foot in the Grave, the incredible word play of Black Adder, Red Dwarf, and dozens of amazingly well written shows Where in this country could you find anyone remotely like Suzy? My Niece writes books on language, but she, like Suzy lives in England where people rejoice in our language!
God bless Susie! She is such an abdorable Lady, so eloquent and intelligent and yet so naive it's frankly amazing! The "Glory Hole" statement from Jimmy Carr was hilarious!!!
And don't forget she took Carr's brutal glory hole joke like an absolute champion. I love his comedy, but that one was the first time I thought it was a bit too much and unnecessary. He said it to her face; to this laid-back, introvert, heartwarming woman. She's just amazing.
A teddy in this regard is an item of lingerie I believe. One that is usually only worn in amorous circumstances. So the phrase has a sexually charged double meaning.
A 'teddy' is a piece of sexy underwear worn by women to entice their partner. Another way to write 'come' is 'cum'.... 'Have you ever cum across a teddy?" Hope that helps.
A teddy is a kind of erotic lingerie for women. Asking a man “Have you ever come across a teddy?” is suggestive of another meaning (“come across” = “ejaculated upon”).
