SWARM PSA: Proper headbanger technique will help avoid injury 

If he's really asking for that damage wachi woowa, then he shall receive the damage wachi woowa. (also a really good possible song name)

I am so glad I saw this. My doctor had no clue how to cure my wachi woowa, you're a life saver!

Or you could develop a tree trunk of neck like the vocalist from cannibal corpse.

Instead, keep your entire upper spine straight and let your upper torso make controlled movements accelerating and slowing down, so there's no whiplash effect on your neck. If u don't got muscles specifically trained for this, start carefully and train your muscles!

ah yes as a doctor I am very familiar with the wachi woowaa injury happens way too often 😔

Thanks for the PSA. It's a little late for me, though. At the last concert I went to, I headbanged too hard and my whole darned name fell right out of my head. What a bother! Luckily, the person in the crowd next to me was kind enough to give me their name. Incredibly generous of them. Yes, I'm grateful to be called Mike Literus.

I have been headbanging wrong this whole time.

The things I'd to to fuckin hang out with this absolute legend

LMAO I DIDNT UNDERSTAND A THING BUT I LAUGHED

I couldn’t stop watching that clip though. That was the most badass manliest thing I’ve seen this year. Imagine someone kicking someones ass like that, It would be like some kind of art.

Excision, Dion Timmer

I love the Excision and Dion Timmer joke. I wonder if anyone else noticed.

Me: *buys a green screen Also me:

I don't know why, but that last 'What the fuck?' just fucking got me and I've been laughing my ass off for a solid minute. :)

Genius!)

Yes will tell my friends

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Oh no, not the wachi woowa! LOL

Oh trust me I'll be demonstrating proper headbang technique if I ever see this man live Or I won't, and my Dion Timmurbula will go out but it will all be worth it

Yo, which song was that at the beginning? Can't quite find it

so how we do it corectly?

Don't we all want to end up down the road with a Broken Fibbius Excorcisiones? At least do it listening to SWARM to make it worthwhile FFS. lml