SWTOR: Love & Lust - Imperial one-nighters 

Join the Empire. You'll get laid so much it'll practically be part of the job.

"I found my old shock collar the other day." ..such kink

Sorry Ashara humming the Imperial march still makes me laugh.

A lot of these 'one-nighters' seem to end in marriage.

Bioware, I love you for your clunky and awkward romances. It's not a real bioware game without them.

At 2:30 Ashara hums the Imperial March, but a little known fact is that if your inquisitor is light side she hums the main Star Wars theme instead.

"Don't get sentimental on me." *13 seconds later* "Do you have a ring?" -Darth Nox

XD I freakin love it. 2:31 , he got his Sith Lord on so hard she's singing the Darkside Theme song. The Empire's new strategy for converting all the Jedi to the Dark Side: getting their groove on. ^__~

Ashara humming the Imperial March. Just sheer brilliance :)

Join the Empire. Subjugate the galaxy. Get laid. The best advertisement ever.

Vette: I’m not sexually repressed. /looks at lightsaber hilt for a solid 15 seconds/ ..../bites lip/

No one has sex and relationships like Imperials and Sith!

"Of all the things I've had to entire in my rise to power, this was the least unpleasant." "Aw thanks! I hope to one day reach the rank of 'Barely adequate'."

I love how the Kaliyo romance goes: "I love you too Kaliyo. Here, have this wedding ring i just happend to be carrying around..."

Dark side Jaessa needs to calm down XD

The Empire: *The Big Bang Theory*

LOL! Ashara humming the Imperial March theme. :P

The fact that Sith embraces emotions such as lust i bet they have more fun than jedi does

Do You have a ring ?? - Damn - i lost it in Mordor - somwhere around big mountain ....

"We'll have to set aside a couple of hours every day" alright vette, you nympho.

The fact that it's an hour long says a lot

Imperial agent's walk. 😂😂😂😂 that's the strut you make when you know you're about to be laid

40:23 I'm dying hahah and then he replies "Better than Quinn would be." lmfaooooooo

"That's EXACTLY the kind of guy I am." The Lady Grathan / Vette ordeal was the most fun I've had in SWTOR.

lol making Vette stay hahaha XD

That Tivva one is immensely disturbing.

Damn your Darth Talon is spot on! Hottest one I've ever seen.

"I'll just go look for a souvenir." I love Gaults one liners.

"... Just means I have a good eye." only one tho

woooah 9:30 it's Lana Beniko's voice actress. Guess she's been doing swtor for longer than I thought.

Holy shit never sleep with Tivva. I never did it but just watching made me feel bad.

Kaliyo: So here's the thing, Agent.. I want to get married or I'm fucking the ugly guy at the bar, get me a ring. Agent: Say 'I love you'. Kaliyo: Fuck you and I love you. Agent: *Pops out the fucking ring on the spot*

I freaking love it when the main character yanks them in for the kiss

14:52 look at this dude's swagger...he KNOWS he bout to get laid LOL

Lord Zavrasha seems to be voiced by the same actor as Lana Beniko. A suprise to be sure, but a welcome one

I love how the agent just keeps a wedding ring in his back pocket for this occasion.

57:50. Agent is one sly dude

"what ever comes, I always will"

Hehehe love how Andronikos says I have a good eye. Lol

You made Vette watch... O_o

"No matter what comes, I always will" hue

2:31 I cracked up so much when Ashara Zavros started humming the Imperial March xD :D :D

Your Chiss agent was so disappointed in herself. Lolzzz

Kaliyo is my favorite, " i wanna hear three words you've never used"

2:31-2:35 OK, who else laughed when they heard that?

56:36 so let me get this straight, after all that, she still is ok with him having a side chick when they're married? Even after the threesome, banging the sister and her friend? Also the collar thing was kinky as hell, once you get further into the story line your impression of Vette really changes I guess.

Vette: "I found my old shock collar the other day. Come on" Me:O-O....Damn, I did not expect from a Starwars game! I hope Disney won't find about this fact....cause we need it to satisfy our fetish! Muahahaha! (Laughs like Palpatine)

"Thats the first time I went barefoot in the garden..." LOL she let him hit it raw. FOR THE EMPIRE!

Ahhh Andronikos. My first SWTOR Love. Brings back memories XD

all these chars ****ed millions of players in the game

Plays 16+ different characters to get all the romances *GIGACHAD*

I really liked Watcher 2. Wish she was a more developed romance option.

I'm currently playing as a male inquisitor and I missed that romance sidequest with Rylee. If someone is interested, after completing your second quest while on Nar Shadaa you can talk to Rylee inside the Strell House before leaving. She will have a quest mark and you will be able to romance her. If you don't, however, the option is lost forever. Since romancing here wasn't in character for my inquisitor no big deal

I know it's been 7 years and all but the Imperial Agent is a DAWG I LOVE IT

I don’t know about anyone else but the Andronikos and FemInquisitor romance is one of my favorite in the whole game

not sure wether im crazy but i think i like twi'leks :P

Join/Defect to the Sith Empire; we're a lot funner than the Republic

The expectations for swtor if you rejoin class original factions(after onslaught): -Sith Warrior & Inquisitor:Become Emperor/Empress of the Sith Empire. -Jedi Knight & Consular:Become the Grand Master of the Jedi order. -Bounty hunter:Becoming the next mandalore. -Smuggler:Becoming a space pirate king/queen and having own cartel/consortium. -Republic Trooper:Becoming the Supreme Commander of the republic armies. -Imperial Agent:Becoming the most stealthiest info broker/spy master with own spy ring or minister of intelligence. If you support this please make suggestions in the swtor suggestion box and hopefully we will have enough voices to be heard by the game developers to make it a reality.

A Sith lord has "Friends"????????? o_0

Perverts unite

2:30 Well atleast we know how that song originated from... XD

Holy shit, that Togruta is really fucking cute.

Is it me or is the Sith Warrior both Male and Female romantic lines from a cheesy Porno...

Oh god, some of these love scenes are more awkward than the awkward love scenes in Mass Effect... I'm cringing a little bit.

2:31 Fun fact.. from what I can tell the tune Ashara hums is diffrent depending on your alignement.. I had a diffrent one as Light side the " The Empire's March" I think it was the republic theme or something

Me watching Ashara humming Vader's theme: heh neat Vader right behind me: someone use the Vader-Signal?

When you remember that the galactic empire and vader dosent happen for 10,000 years and yet they know the imperial march

56:21 Interesting...

31:50 My, you are quite the animal.

That you made your Agent resemble Cary Elwes made these even funnier to me.

"I would look fantastic in your outfit. Am I hired?" HAhahahahaaa. The way this video is going he probably wanted in her outfit while she was still wearing it.

Geez Quinn, you grew up fast!!

Kalyo being a nervous dork is the best

The Dating And Breeding Simulator 2014

49:20 Yu Narukami you are the best

0:55 Yeah. And one bad one.

When you gotta skip the companion one so you don't miss it for the first time in your playthrough

13:02 the game is like "are you sure about that?" *yes* "like, for real? You can still attack him..." *nope, imma do it* "ok just to be sure i'll give you another chance to kill him..." *yeah i'm good* "well...you did it, i will show you that it wasn't worth it but you did it" *cool*

they only talk about it after they are dressed, so that means after they finish doing the nasty they just get out the bed, dress up, walk all the way to the place they were before and don't say a single word to each other. The awkward silence must be unbearable

2:30 That's ... an awesome little touch.

Me coming back years later Me also think Any romance companion:"Honey, what's your body count?" MC backstory where she all siblings in ever class:"They are in the thousands really. Unless, you count my siblings. Each high in field all over empire or republic" A.R.C:"Wait,what?" MC:"I mean to say I killed thousands of people. I do not got siblings who could or couldn't be on my side. I mean you don't even want to known about Jedi and Sith twins." A.R.C:"Honey, I was talking about lovers." MC:"Well, want to meet my family."

I play swtor but i have no idea why im watching these...but i still watch it lol XD

Man, this one sweet compilation you made here. I'm glad I got to see all the romance for the Empire. Say, does this mean you will be making a Republic version of this video? If so, I am really looking forward to it! :)

Wow I didn't realize this game was so sleazy haha!!!

Lol at Mako when your Bounty Hunter was flirting with Eva Kraayz! 😂😂😂

"Just means I have a good eye" Says the guy with the eye patch.

I just noticed that the Sith inquisitor and the Jedi lady both have a circle on her forehead kind of funny

WAIT! But what about the droid attack on the wookies.

LoL I didn't know that Darth Talon is a fcking domina. :o

Ashara? i prefer Ahsoka

2:32 do I hear her singing the imperial march?

I see vector, vette and watcher in the end.... saving the best for last

OH MAH DAHM! what is Mako wearing at 18:35?

Poor Vette

ooooooookey i wasnt expecting the voss

2023 still love thoses

yayyy love

I feel I need to start another toon... xD

Hubby for Quinn? I can't believe they put that in the game!!!! 😂😂

The Female Imperial Agent's voice is seductive