I wonder if he knows how many funerals he has been? My father told me about how he wanted to be berried. We were sitting in sauna and some times saying things. Then he said son, I am going to die soon.. I was like Ok, said this has been coming like 10 years, what do you want from me? He was silent for a moment and said what he wanted. I said no way in hell. My sister got my part of the pie. He had a feud with her. But I gave her my part. But all the hymns and prayers were spoken. All family got reindeer soup by the recipe of my father’s older sister. Our matriarch . 90 years and still going strong. Most of us had plenty of plesent memories. And afterwards they went to pub. I want same for me.