Peace is a lie, there is only passion. With passion I gain strength. With strength I gain power. With power I obtain victories. With victories I break my chains. The force will free me.
Have you ever heard the tale of darth Barus the wide? Veggies are a lie, there is only pie. Through pie I gain calories. Through calories I gain mass. Through mass I gain a gut. Through a gut, my belt is broken! The dessert shall make me chunky.
