SYNTHETIK REVIEW | ▼LTRA▼IOLENCE EDITION™ 

>The game goes to 2nd on the sales charts >not even on sale >sells so much the servers crash >when the servers come back up >devs make an announcement >"Hey hey, people" Sseth's power grows every upload

"Hey hey people" phrase already overtook casual reviews on steam in just about 30 minutes

good god I actually missed the N in the title sorry about that I don't use N words

"you take and you use whatever the machine god gives you" _puts on a red robe_

"I'm raising the terror level." "In exchange for what" "Nothing" *Nervous laughter*

You can modify a high caliber revolver to empty the whole cylinder in a single trigger pull 10/10

"Sacrifice your limbs to the machine god" *[CANTICLES OF THE OMNISSIAH INTENSIFY]*

"Hm, raising terror level" "In exchange for what?" "Nothing." "*the noise of despair*"

“Engineer is a class for the insane and the unhinged” - Sseth, level 400 Engineer

Impressive. A game that simulates one of the loudest sounds when shooting guns: pulling the trigger and nothing happens

"Hey hey people" is now on the news card in the game.

Sseth: Engineer is a class for the insane and the unhinged. Also Sseth: has 400 levels in Engineer.

Sseth:"Do you enjoy violence" Me:"After the Evenicle review, I'm not sure anymore"

How does it feel knowing that you can boost the sales and success of underrated titles with your powers of comedic fuckery? I think its pretty cool, woulda never known about this game without it.

>”Children born into landmines” >Shows Emi Love you Sseth. Keep it up.

fun fact: "Synthetik" is also a realistic simulation of the average Monday stroll in Quebec, Canada.

"Hey hey people" is quickly becoming one of the most commonly used phrase in steam reviews. I love this timeline.

The veterans of the game are surprised about the player count surge as well as the top selling nature of the game in the steam charts. It was at position 6 when I last checked. The merchant guilds deliver once again. ^^

The devs made a starter item in his honor, that’s petty dope.

⚠️ *TRADE OFFER* ⚠️ You receive: Raising Terrorlevel You also receive: Nothing

Bought the game with some buds Global chat is just "hey hey people" Die instantly neat

seth and mandalore posted just a couple hours appart, i will need to investigate this phenomenon in greater detail.

"he's just bulking, and if anyone disagrees, they get stun locked. Forever"

Days ago, I found a little red button called "mayhem button" said it raises terror level. I couldn't resist clicking the button 4 times. Well there were suddenly enemies I've never seen before.

Violence is a question, and the awnser is yes.

Seth has truly optimized his video editing to the ADD crowd. Usually I have those 2 seconds of silence where I get bored with a video, but this guy just compresses the video into a straight shot of dopamine.

You know a game is a must-buy when the review section is filled with "hey hey people"

The sound design in this game is so fucking good that I’ve been watching this video over and over just to hear the gunshots and critical hit noises go off

Synthetik in a nutshell: *T H E V I O L E N C E H A S E S C A L A T E D*

"engineer is for the insane" sseth: *engineer level 400*

Synthetik: Legion Rising is now no. 2 on Steam's Top Selling list... The same day of Sseths review.

For anyone wondering, the music used in the video is: ► Payday 2 - The Gauntlet ► UBERMOSH - Gunclub ► SYNTHETIK: Legion Rising - Cyberpunk Combat 2

Hey hey people, finally a new episode here

You’re unironically the best review channel on the platform.

Was beginning to think that Sseth had forgotten his obligations to the Guild.

Hey hey people, synthetik 2 just got announced and soon it will go on early access, so synthetik 1 is 75% off until april 19th. Like sseth pointed out, getting 100 hours of entertainment (likely more) after paying just 5 euros is more than worth it.

"Sacrifice your legs to the machine god-" Skitarii: *Toaster worshipping intensifies*

"A fucking plane." The delivery of this is fucking golden. jesus christ, how can one man be so absolutely based?

Now this is just a conspiracy theory but I think Seth has been replaced with a AI since the star sector episode...

Holy fuck, has it really been 4 years since this video came out?! DUDE. Time flies when you're having a blast.

"The 420 SniperDragon" Litteraly bought the game.

My experience so far: - Playing for 8 hours on Demolisher only to realize what this RMB actually does - Kill myself with said RMB - Pick up a red shotgun > Shoot it the air a few times > Alert half the map > Kill myself instantly when aimed at the enemy - Check item description > Try to move said item > Blow myself up because I was facing a wall and shot my grenade launcher instead - Aim at an enemy > Miss.jpg > Watch the shell bounce 3 times off a wall towards me sending me to the Shadow Realm - Start a boss level > Check my phone for 2 seconds > Get instantly obliterated by a hail of rockets - Shoot at minigun turret > Get instantly melted by a rain of bullets - Shoot at laser turret > Get instantly melted by rain of photons This game is amazing, thank you.

"Here's a weapon for nihilists" Not gonna lie, I want a picture of the 420 sniperdragon printed off with that quote underneath it.

As a proud member of the Adeptus Mechanicus, no phrase makes me harder than “you take and you use whatever the machine god gives you.” PRAISE THE OMNISIAH!!!

The world briefly stops every time this man uploads yet another masterpiece

"...I don't watch anime....by that I mean I'm not a child predator..." Sseth has no chill. Sseth is also savage.

400 lvl on engineer, he knows what he’s talking about

first bullet hell game where the player is the reason the screen is fifty shades of projectile

Any violence committed by a machine? A glitch, an anomaly, a programming error. Any violence committed by a man? Perfectly natural. *_As it always should be._*

assassin: ok, im gonna sneak up on that one and backstab him raider: * rushes in * *D* *A* *G* *T* *O* *G* *S*

>'Much like a woman...' >Shows Bailey Jay I'm in. This is the game for me.

For some reason I always find myself rewatching this video It's so entertaining

Synthetik is a mute symphony where the instruments are high caliber firearms, the music is gunfire and the orchestra is a 10,000 legion strong army of genocidal murderers This man is poetic, the good type too

10:52 "Learning demands suffering" *Brand of Sacrifice vibrates violently*

THE ESTONIAN NATION SHALL RISE AGAIN

Damn I love when Mandalore stops taking his meds.

I see Mandalore is finally managing to juggle both his personalities.

''Ashkenazi arithmetics'' for some reason the fact that it was in pennies got me pretty friggen hard

“Just like a woman” I feel dirty knowing who that woman is and what her secret is.

Synthetik 2 is a thing now, though still in Early Access. But Sseth and the Merchant's Guild were not forgotten. You can get an option to join the Merchant's Guild in S2. And you must.

The Engineer was literally made for Sseth and his love of absolute gamble.

"I have a single question. Do you enjoy violence? Of course you do, it's a part of you. And who are you, to deny your own nature? So come with me, and let me show you, some real ultra-violence, and lets dehumanize ourselves, togehter. Welcome, To Synthetik." Poetry.

"It's also probably going to kill you. But hey. Learning is fun. And learning demands suffering" Students: Yes

I have watched this so much I have memorised around 80% of the script. Help.

*Fights an actual tank* "I got this!" *Stacked SMG overheats and literally kills me*

The berserk charm had the brand from “Berserk” on it

10:52 "learning demands suffering" while showing an item with the Brand of Sacrifice.

I actually rewatch this review for the raw entertainment factor every few months. Sseth captured the rhythm of the game perfectly.

"Ashkenazi arithmetic" Dying.

And now you can get a free all-class starter item by typing /HEYHEY in the chat Memes are no longer dreams

Sseth Levels : Riot Guard: 38 / Breacher: 14 Sniper: 17 / Assassin: 26 Raider: 21 / Heavy Gunner: 18 Engineer: 406 / Demolisher: 20

"This one's called a 'Grenade launcher'." "It launches 'grenades'." "You don't need these. Eject them *immediately*." I laughed heartily.

"i'm not into anime, i'm not a child predator"

Bought the game and whoops there go 10 hours. The best part of it was when the global chat loaded and it was like an unmoderated version of this video's comment section - constant "hey hey people", furries, memes, and racial expletives as far as the eye can see.

12:57 "SYNTHETIK is much like a woman" **Bailey Jay pops out** No doubt man, no doubt

"Raising terror level." "For what?" "Nothing!" [perturbed scoff]

ahhh yes, i remember my neighbor totoro gunning down entire village with anti matter sniper rifle

At this point, marketing schools should be using your videos as recommended watching; Being able to pull labors of love out of the realm of obscurity to site crashing sales again and again. You do amazing work and it's good to see someone using their influence to help out the little guys who might get passed over otherwise. Keep up the amazing work Sseth.

"I don't watch much anime, I'm not a child predator"

I occasionally return to this video every once in a few months because it s just so fucking good.

Children born on land mines, then shows Katawa Shoujo legless girl That hurt me man

"Children born on landmines" Hmmm what do we-- HEY THAT'S EMI!

4:59 You're now legally obligated by the Merchant's Guild™ to review Katawa Shoujo. You know you want to, Sseth.

"Do you enjoy violence? Of course you do. It's a part of you. And who are you to deny your own nature?" Bro, deep.

4:14 rip, TempleOS, gone but never forgotten. we love you.

Smooth brains: watch Sseth for game recommendations Galaxy brains: watch Sseth for sythwave recommendations

The opening bit you did was genius. I could see it being part of a documentary about moms against violent videogames.

Children born in landmines proceds to show Emi from "katawa shoujo" , damn i love sseth.

Meet me in the mall: It's going down edition

"Sacrifice your limbs to the machine god" Is this game really about tech-priests putting down Abominable Intelligence?

Do you realize how hard it is to make a individual rewatch a video every month just because the dopamine outweighs the clear understanding you've seen it already. Sseth makes it look easy.

10:53 Berserk's Brand of Sacrifice. I love all the small references scattered throughout this game.

Let me get this straight. This amazing looking game I’ve never heard of was on sale until yesterday? Why couldn’t the prophet Sseth enlighten us sooner?

I love that intro, I find myself coming back to it from time to time, the delivery is spot on, it sound like a vilain from a badass movie

Holy shit I learned about the premiere by logging on youtube, 30secs ago. Cheers Sseth thanks for your content you magnificent beast

"In the hands of a trained prof- professional" Sseth you truly are a gift that keeps on giving

"So come with me, and let me show you some *real* ultra-violence, and let's dehumanize ourselves, together." best Sseth tldr ever

I'm doing it backwards - Steam recommended Synthetik, I read the reviews and then discovered Sseth. Now I have a dilemma - do I play Synthetik, or watch more Sseth?

Violence is never the answer, unless the question is "What solves everything?"

12:58 Bailey Jay? A man of culture I see.