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DAMN BOI! HE THICC AF!!!

My sister actually knocking instead of just barging in: Me: Hey, nice knock.

Seán calling me a snack actually brings up my self confidence.

Seán: "look at you sitting down, looking like a snack" Me: *cries in stood up*

Kronk watching someone locking a door* Kronk: Hey, nice Lock

Kronk seeing people with huge amounts of toilet paper during corona Krunk: Hey, Nice stock.

Jack : oh sweet lord above Sweet lord above : *what is it my child?* Jack : that is hot Sweet lord above : (looks down) *DAAMMMMM*

Therapist: Jackseptic-thighs is not real, they cannot hurt you. *Jackseptic-thighs:*

Sean: "You are the snack" Me: Chillin, while eating a baked potato. "Must be talking to the potato"

jack: hey baby, you belong in the kitchen... me: ... ITS BECAUSE IM A WOMANNN jack: because that’s where i find all the snacks... me: oh...

When someone calls you asnack you feel good about yourself. When a tiger calls you a snack you run for your life.

"Colonel, I'm trying to sneak around, but I'm dummy thicc ..."

"Bell of I appreciate those bells" So does Nook (He needs them tonight or he keeps the family in the gulag)

Jack: I’m hearing bells in my sleep My head: BELL OF INSANITY!!!!!

Jack: "it's like Christmas and your birthday at the same time" Kids with divorced parents:"you mean just cristmas?

Jack: “I’m hearing bells in my sleep” Me: *flashbacks to the bells horror short* rip jack

Seán: *exists* Everybody: “it’s sēan” “nah it’s śaen” “ha losers, it’s sèan” “wait I though it was seań” “actually, it’s seàn” Seán: ...

Sean: “You’re a snack” Me: “Well, they say you are what you eat” :D

meme time: “the only cure for sadness” my anti depressants and anxiety medication: “wait t h a t s i l l e g a l”

"I hear bells in my sleep" Me: *Nervous Sweating*

Seán: "i hear bells in my sleep" Me: the irish man is becomming more irish.

Sean: nobody is putting butter in coffee Everyone on keto diet: 🥺

I love how everyone associates ireland with potatoes but we all know it’s SHPUDS

Jack: “but you are a Snack!” Me: *overly happy “snack” noises and giggles*

no one: everyone trying to make a meme: śéáń

Ireland: associated with potatoes Andes mountain range: *sad mountain noises*

Jack: "Its not Jack-Spedicy anymore" Jack earlier in the video: *Refers to himself as Jack-Spedicy*

Therapist: ThiccSepticEye doesn't exist, he can't hurt you. ThiccSepticEye: Wanna ring my bells?

Me: I’m sad what should I do Therapist: watch jacksepticeye meme time

Jacksepticeye: *has green hair and everyone calls him Jack* Seán: *doesn't have green and everyone calls him Seán* My brain: Jacksepticeye is actually one of Seán's egos.

Watching this 6 months later and knowing that “bullet coffee” (coffee with butter) was and still is a trend....

Jack: "Hey baby, you belong in the kitchen-" Karens: *gasps*

I also feel like before Sean used “jack” as like a persona and after he got more confident started living as himself not trying to over analyze I just relate

when you need a place to park your boat- "hey, nice dock" maybe i only find this funny bc my dad was in the navy and we used to go to war museums and submarines and the ships in the Royal Navy but oh well 😂

All of sean’s friends now: hey sean! Pewds:

Jack: “hearing bells in my sleep” Me: *remembers* ‘_the bells_’ *scary video he reacted to* “Oh no...”

Just out of curiosity, when Jacksepticeye gets back from his break, I want to hear him say "Tutant Meenage Nittle Teetles" with a straight AF face.

Seán: “Call me anything but a sonofabitch, because NOBODY INSULTS MY MOMMY.”

Teacher: teaches class math Kronk: Nice chalk

* changes tube lights to flag colors * * sings Irish song * * rings bell * Me: Bell of Irish? Sean: BELL OF POTATOES

Jack : your a snack Me: *sitting in bed eating chocolate chips and drinking spirt* Also me: *happiness noises*

Sean: Look at you all out there, sitting down Me who's laying on my bed: *crying cat meme*

Jack: "We'll answer Ireland's call!" *Meme time, LAUGH song, or All the Way instantly plays*

Me: See's Patrick star Also me: hey, nice rock

Jack: The figget spinner trend lasted as long as the attention span of the people who need fidget apinners. Me still using a fidget spinner to help calm me if I'm on the verge of a panic atrack: Well shit.

Seán: *U DA SNACK* Me: * has messy hair, swollen just woke up eyes * 𝐼'𝓂 𝒹𝒶 𝓈𝓃𝒶𝒸𝓀

I have a sister that can’t say your name right. She says Jackseptiguy.

Will Jack ever play Ori and the will of the wisps???

Jack: You da snacc Me: So anyway, i started crying

When your training someone in boxing defence: “hey… nice block”

Since he's a potato, Juh-Sean doesn't shave or trim his hair. He peels it off.

Teacher: uses the chalkboard Me: Hey, nice chalk

Jack: changes the color bind test's saturation so people can see it better My eyes: Your sorcery does not work on me

Me: *being depressed* Meme time: *DING DING DING BELL OF ANTI-DEPRESSION*

Everyone: *starts calling jack sean* Me: Is this some connection to The Boss and everyone is recognising Sean a lot more than Jack, because everyone was seeing JUST jack, but now they're seeing Sean too.

Me rewatching this video just to relive the moment when seán and all of his Irish fans proudly sang the anthem near the end of the vid😂🇮🇪

*online school happens* Me: BELL OF QUITTING BELL OF DONE WITH Y’ALLS BUllLshIT

10:13 damn he do be lookin like a snacc tho *T* *H* *I* *C* *C*

Doesn't it suck, though, that Seàn is Irish, and can't see Green and Orange? 🇨🇮

Me: *sees title and thumbnail* My brain: THICCSEPTICEYE

I'm usually super bubbly most of the time. It's that every now and then I'm that irritated monster that wants to flip everyone off.

Me and my friends: *DING DING DING MEME TIME* Our mothers: *Plotting on how to get rid of Sean

Hey Jack you know that there’s two things that can cure sadness it’s of course meme time and then Jacksepticeye‘s funniest home videos role the music!

No one: Absolutely no one: jacksepticeye: DAM BOI THATS A THICCC ROCK

Sean's camera: come here boy, come close Sean: *goes .2cm back* Sean's camera: AHHHHHHHHHHHhHHHHHHHHHHHHH

“This is like Christmas and birthday at the same time” So we only get 1 present? D:

I think green haired septiceye is a bread of his own and the other one is jacksepticeye

Jack: *calls me a snack* Me in bed ar 2 00 AM: *visable disscomfort*

Y’all already know what is going as my yearbook quote in 2024 “The horngus of a dongfish is attached by a scuttle to the dillsack, the nutt sack.” -Jacksepticeye

Sean: "If you don't like this video. I will come will come to your house and kick you in shin" Me: Doesn't like the video so Sean will show up at my house

Sean: “people putting butter in their coffee is dumb” People doing keto: “sad keto noises” 🥺

"Sean McCOCKlin" Jacksepticeye please play Reassembly if you see this

I wish people would respect trans people’s new names like they respected séan’s

me: playing minecraft kronk: Hey, nice blocks

Sean: "Please just view me but never eat me" Me: *looking at my back of potato chips in horror* what have I done?

people at brickfair: Hey, nice MOC

So... Who's gonna tell him that adding butter in coffee is a huge diet trend.

Jack can’t here bells in his sleep he doesn’t sleep

"The only cure for sadness" I felt that

“WHY IS THE FATA ON THE N!!!! ITS SUPPOSE TO BE KN THE A!!!!” seán

I could be wrong, but the ‘dongfish’ looks like a fetal shark and embryo sac.

Jack: it’s not about letting stuff die... Us: Seán McLaughlin??

When I have my volume down it’s too quiet but when it’s up it’s too loud

Is jumpscared. Hey, nice shock

Apparently this is actually why people drink butter coffee (coffee with unsalted butter in place of cream of sugar) "Butter coffee is believed to provide steady, long-lasting energy without a blood sugar crash. In theory, since fat slows digestion, the caffeine in the coffee is absorbed slower and provides longer-lasting energy." I still haven't tried it, but I doubt it's that bad.

Seàn calls me snack: My response: well your the whole grocery store

He calls me a snack, but I’m only eating a snack

When jack rings the bell: hey nice bong

I’ll call him Seán or Jack whenever the hell I want cause deep down they’re the same guy, just a different name.

Jack: Shoulder to shoulder well answer Ireland's call! Also Jack: QUARANTINE CLUB!!

Hey baby,you belong in the Kitchen....cause that's where I find all my snacks"- jack

Seán: Bell of potatoes!!! Me: :O *I've been noticed*

The title still gets to me

Me at 8:10: *smiles in confusion, not knowing the Irish anthum* ...Potato's?

“I could hear bells in my sleep” *slowly looks at the reacting to the scariest videos on the internet video* Edit: oh hey this blew up uhhhhh remember to drink water. Have a snack, get some sleep if you need it, take yo meds. Drop a like on this video and subscrino to j

THEY FORGOT BELL OF OUT OF STROKES FROM THE GOLFING WITH FRIENDS VIDEOS

Pretzel Sovereignty.

he says that he will kick us in the shins but we have to social distance

Hearing you say my name like that made me feel tingly

Sean: “Potatoes are Gods greatest gift!” Coffee: Am I a joke to you?