TAI & Le Shuuk - Unicorn 

All years of learning English was fucking worth it just to hear this story.

came for the music, stayed for the story

intense story

And with this song a new music genre was born ... We shall call it: "Epic Storytelling Dubstep Techno House"

We need an animated version of this.

This song... is the greatest thing on planet earth.

This brings back so many memories... Mum always used to read me this story before sleep when I was a kid.

A story to tell the grandkids.

LYRICS: Once upon a time there was a fine young man traveling the seven seas. He was young, he was wild, and sometimes a bit impatient with the girls. One day he met an old lady in a dark corner of a tavern. She had an apple. "Eat this apple" she said "eat this apple and you will get rid of all the problems you will have with girls. He waited, he waited for the apple to take effect. But then he felt there was something terribly wrong. He stumbled, he tried not to fall but the pain was unimaginable and then ... AND THEN HIS DICK FELL OFF! Devastated and deprived of his manhood he lost the will to carry on. But then ... he heard an ancient legend about a mystic animal which was said to hold the cure for his problem. The only thing he needed to do was to touch the horn of the "GOSHISMADICKLONG Unicorn". He instantly set sail, went to moon island, found the beast and after a long and furious finally touched its horn. The curing process started immediately. In fact, the growth was so immense that from that moment on he was known as the three legged pirate! He sailed back to the tavern, searched for the old lady and then ... ... THEY FUCKED ALL NIGHT!

2:25 I fucking lost it

Okay I was totally not ready for that XDDDD

greatest story written in human history

A thrilling story

Still a better love story than Twilight

*The Three Legged Pirate* killed me ;d

That old lady from Snow White sure gets around.

DAT PLOT TWIST

YES!

Moral of the story: Don't accept fruit in bars; you're there to drink damn it.

StanleyMOV first of june 2022

I can't get enough of this. I love this song.

B O R S E N F O Y S

Is it weird that I love this?

I gave this to a DJ at a local club. He played it that night. I am now banned from said club.

I LOVE EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS!!!! I still have a smile on my face. REPLAY

Wft? Srsly... WTF IS THIS UNPRECEDENTED LEVEL OF EPICNESS? This is legendary. :O

When you run a popular music channel but you going through phases.........

This is the best thing on the internet I found today!

I can't believe this is considered actual music and not comedy :D

This song really speaks to me. Artists really know how to tell a story in their songs *sniffle*

Well.. Thats enough internet for one day

I was eating and then I just remembered this song 😂

This is so magical, like a unicorn, like me!

Kto od Yaha Pozdro

my new favourite song BEAUTIFUL

How tf i missed this banger 8 years ago..... this track cured my depression 😂😂😂

I am like wtf now...like WTF

Nach all den Jahren immer noch eines der besten lieder

I had to stop everything I was doing for a second there. Like "did I just fucking hear that???". Amazing.

This song personifies "it's not about the destination, but the journey."

This is a refreshing song... all I hear from tasty lately are more like friendly mainstream pop-msuic...they all sound the same. I remember hearing F.O.O.L. - Destroyer of speakers for the first time or James Egbert - Chopper....I really miss songs like that...deep, dark and with power bass :(

Greatest Fanfiction of All Time

Most favorite song ever. Five stars.

Kutcher Donation sound

Best lyrics ever this should win a music award

I laughed almost harder than the beat dropped! xD

This has quickly become the best running gag on the channel :D

After all this time still best thing on RU-vid.

had this on speaker when my mom was around, almost got ripped a new one

I showed this to my dungeon master and he told me that this will be the plot of our next DnD adventure.

based on a true story.

Why am I enjoying this one so much?

i rate this song 9/11

Truly a rollercoaster of emotions.

This is the most unique song i ever heard. I love it!!!!! 10/10

Finally, something I can share to mah friends

when you listen to the song a lot it starts to grow on you and you like it a lot :D

And out of the sudden i like whatever that genre is called xD

Danke Kutchi

Glad I had this on a playlist. This is my husband and my favorite song and we couldn't find it!

still a better love story than twilight

How am I not hearing this until now?

_THAT'S IT! You're now officially my favourite music channel!_

I listened to this after taking a big tab and it changed my life

O_o.....saddest part: the actual music isn't that bad....

Cea mai frumoasa poveste pe care am auzit-o vreodata Ah si muzica e frumoasa

Best. Song. Ever.

I lolled so hard XD

I mean those learics do tell a story.

Not my proudest fap.

There needs to be a music video to this. Somewhere. Someway.

what a great song

I can't listen to this seriously anymore, still really good though 👌

Thanks for the upload Mr. Tasty... AND THEN ;)

This needs a music video!

nothing would have been able to prepare me for this song....i don't know if i like it or not

If you're not bobbing your head to this, you have no soul.

Just very very good, lyrics are just INCREDIBLE !

Yeah baby that’s why I Love unicorns 🦄

I will tell this story as a goodnight to my future kids.

Ich bin nur wegen Kutcher hier...WIE KANN MAN SICH NUR SO HART GÖNNEN?!?!ß11elfß

What a legend

This song is so addictive.

forsenPls

One of the best Storys that i hear in Music :) I love it

I don't care what anyone says, this is by far one of the most epic release from you Tasty. it's funny and epicly headbanging at the same time compared to the other generic songs. please continue uploading more stufff like this please.

Best song ever! :D

Shakespeare is envying this story writing

Underrated video

I actually had to go buy a new headphones to feel this beat... so fking brutal!!!

I can relate to this.

I first time heard this when I was playing CSGO competative,guy played this and a whole team started laughing so damn hard

When your happy, you listen to the music. When your sad, you listen to the lyrics..

This song is ameizing

The goshismydicklong unicorn. that is a beautiful name for a beautiful creature

The drop had me in tears

Is this some kind of masterpiece?

Thank you Edgar for showing us this masterpiece.

I totally lost it at 0:45 lol The beat is furious tho!

He has such a way with words. :')