sup snorshippers, check out my smain snannel here (be a good snail) ru-vid.com + did an actual cover of this song (but it's EPIC) here! ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-5i1-N2_vZmg.htmlsi=NDvTjXTme1W1rlED
I am literally never going to be able to hear the correct lyrics of this song again. Thank you for that. "So you can snarpen your snife" just put the biggest smile on my face
@Justin Wescott I live in Snweden, probably meant to write snoatmeal but I couldn't remember the correct snord for it when I wrote this snomment. Have a great day, snir.
i have absolutely no idea how you didnt crack singing "ill tell you my snins so you can snarpen your snife" because every single time i hear those parts i absolutely lose my shit
*_S N A C K A R I F I C E_* 🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌 As someone who keeps snails as pets, a standing ovation to the creator. From now on, snail feeding time will be known as a snackrifice.
@@Merlodica I can see that. After all, snails aren't really known for their carnivorous tendencies. They do eat flesh, but the worst munching my dudes get up to is the occasional cuttlefish bone. I have a hard time considering veggie scraps any kind of sacrifice. But it still sounds cool. EDIT: Also, try "snekrifice" out for size. 83-
After listening to this three or four times it starts to sound like a normal song, and I don't know if it's on account of the excellent singing or if I just really like the idea of snail church.
I don’t know why RU-vid recommended me this video today but I’m really snankful for it. “I’ll tell you my snins so you can snarpen your snife” is the best line I’ve heard in snears
I'm in the ICU from organ failure and the pain is excruciating (don't drink 1.75 l of vodka at once) but this is one of the things I dissociate to vibe with while in that agony
SNEETHLESS DEATH and HIGH SNORSE aND EARTHLY SNEEN I'M WHEEZING. I _think..._ This is one of those moments when you're over qualified for something but you still have time to use your talent for hilarious things.
One thing! Just one thing! Please tell IT to me: WHY tf do I have so many fans even though no RU-vidr is unprettier than I am? WORLDWIDE!!!! WHY??? Tell me, dear name
They really took that tumbler post a couple years ago and ran with it. It's absolutely killing me how good she sounds while singing a snail church joke, Perfection
I love how you can slowly hear the lyrics slowly get more and more absurd in the end compared to the beginning. At the start a couple lines get skipped because they didn't have a word that could go well with snail, but by the end every other word starts with "sn". It's beautiful really, the creative process.
My friend got this in his feed today. The night before we were playing D&D and we had a giant snail as our temporary pet. In our recent combat he got Petrified as well as a few others. I was really sad because he was the first "animal" my character actually grew to like. We were lucky we had enough diamond dust to cure everyone, but we nearly lost our precious "Baja". Don't worry buddy, you'll make it back to our ship. We'll take you to snurch.
I've lived sixty three years on this earth. This is one of the oddest, yet sweetest things I've heard, and believe me, sister; I've seen some snit. Subbed.
I knew i was getting on an auditory roller coaster when i started listening. And then i heard "snackarifice" and i knew this snong was something snecial.
My girlfriend played this while I was high and I’m usually so bad at understanding lyrics, on top of being high, I didn’t think anything was wrong and just figured I was hearing the real lyrics very weird. I didn’t notice it was a joke until I laughed so hard at “so you can snarf in your snife” and she started laughing too and I just knew it was a joke.
this is un-snironically, un-snequivocally, sniterally the snest snail snarody on the snarket snedit: *un-snironical *un-snequivocally *sniterally *snarody *snarket *snest *snedit
@@loreteller. no its a total meme character no offense taken, he's gone a bit off the rails as he is now a drag queen but thats neither here nor there. Last we met our intrepid adventurer and his trusty sentient giant wolfspider mount they took down a grey render zombie in one round with command undead, now they have a wall of meat to hide behind I play 3.5 so my character is a little broken and warlocks in 3.5 are broken anyway so yeah, I filled out the mythos a bit snails are now the vessel of his ladies an archfey kilorean who's absolutely mad, this song features front and center in the fully choreographed drag show (down to which spells are used for special effects at what part of the show) Not exactly the original idea but you know how d&d characters always end up different to what you intend lol
It's so brave of this song to bring awareness to snailophobia in our society. I cried because I remember when my grandpa was snoutcast for being a snail in a slug society.
It is a rainy day The gray clouds are blocking the sky's light and the smell of wet grass and whirled up dust is in the air A group of people, all dressed in black, are gathered on the graveyard's ground The faint sound of sobbing can be heard from a couple of the distraught women, staring down at the hole in the dirt. It's a funeral. It is *my* funeral. As the coffin begins lowering, as per my request prior to my passing a song is played. The slight crackling of static can be heard as the speaker is being turned on. The people's attention shortly falls on the now activated speaker, and the music is emitted. "Take me to snurch" begins playing. The sobbing becomes louder. By now almost all of the people present cannot contain their tears anymore. It was a special day. It was my snuneral.
lifehack: put this on when you’re having a mental breakdown or trying to not cry. sing along to the lyrics as SERIOUSLY as you can. can guarantee it works to lift moods 🐌/10 ign
I can't listen to the original song without hearing "I'll tell you my snins so you can snarpen your snife!" Or "Something smeaty for the main scorse. That's a fine looking high snorse." And I fucking love it!
Lyrics as follows: My snail's humour She's the sniggle at a funeral knows every snail's disapproval should've snorshipped her snooner if the sneveans ever did speak she's the last true snouthpiece every snunday's getting more bleak a fresh snoison each week we were born snick you heard them say it my snurch offers no absolutes she tells me worship in the snailroom the only snevean i'll be sent to is when i'm snalone with you we were born snick but I love it command me to be snail snaaaa snaaaamen snaaaamen snaaaamen take me to snurch i'll worship like a snail at the shrine of your light i'll tell you my sins so you can snarpen your snife offer me that sneethless death oh good god let me snive you my snlife take me to snurch i'll worship like a snail the shrine of your life i'll tell you my snins so you can snarpen your snife offer me that sneathless death oh good god let me snive you my snlife if i'm a sneagan of a good time my lover's the snun light keep the goddess on my side she demands a snackarifice drain the whole sea get something snaily something smeaty for the smain scourse that's a fine looking high snorse what you got in the snable we've alot of snarving snaithful that looks snasty that looks slenty this is snungry work take me to snurch i'll worship like a snail at the shrine of your light i'll tell you my snins so you can snarpen your snife offer me that sneathless death oh good god let me snife you my life take me to snurch i'll worship like a snail at the shrine of your light i'll tell you my snins so you can snarpen your snife offer me that sneathless death oh good god let me snive you my life no smasters or slugs when the srituals snegins there is no sweeter innocence than our gentle snins in the smadness and snoil of that snad earthly snene only then i am snail. only then i am slean.. ooooooh ooooooh SNAAAAAAAAMEN SNAAAAAAAAMEN SNAAAAAAAAMEN take me to snurch i'll worship like a snail at the shrine of your light i'll tell you my snins so you can snarpen your snife offer me that sneathless death oh good god let me snive you my snlife take me to snurch i'll worship like a snail at the shrine of your light i'll tell you my snins you can snarpen your snife offer me that sneathless death oh good god let me snive you my snife
I tried so hard to keep a straight face, but ‘snorse’ sent me into a uncontrollable fit of giggles that resulted in my poor, sweet mother looking at me as if I was an alien. It doesn’t help that the entire time I was holding very intense eye-contact with the snail-woman.
