Takumi Discusses Hot Pockets 

I just learned of this "standup Takumi" trend a couple videos ago, and I have to say the mental image of Takumi as a standup comedian is hilarious.

Ironically, this Is what made me decide to try a hot pocket.

Mozu as the "Hypothetical Audience Member" is beautiful.

"Dead pockets." I can't breathe-

It shoulda played the unit death song when it talked about dead pockets. That would have been amazing.

Lost it at ~FLUSHHH POCKETTT~

I just learned of this "standup Takumi" trend a couple videos ago, and I have to say the mental image of Takumi as a standup comedian is hillarious.

I'm dying hahahah every time he sings "hot pooockeet"

I'll be honest... I kinda like Hot Pockets. Not a lot, but I like em fine. They're a good meal if you're too lazy to make something that requires at least the amount of effort it takes to make a bowl of Ramen or if you just don't have time to make something because you're on your oppressively short lunch break at a retail store... Or if you're in college. That too. What ever happened to those bread hot pockets? They had hot pockets that looked like bread. In retrospect, I'm guessing it wasn't actual bread. Some sort of... bread substitute...? But it looked like bread, and it tasted like bread, except on the inside was a crappy, molten hot mixture of tiny meat(?)balls, liquid cheese, and what I'm assuming is supposed to be marinara. Dammit, I liked those. What a happened to those bread pockets? bread pockeeets

Note to self: never drink Starbucks when watching this

It's 4 am, and i'm already dead before i've even had my breakfast Hot Pocket because of THIS.

after this i went down to go get some food, and when i looked in my freezer i saw the chicken pot pie hot pockets and i instantly dropped to the floor laughing.

I'm rewatching this. As a treat. I deserve this 😔

I think jakob or azama would have been better for the butler as they always have something to say.

I like hot pockets :) I'm also a college student

1:30 This is the reason I stopped eating hot pockets. XD

I like the ham and cheese hot pockets, specifically the ones where the ham is in thin slices not in cubes (because the cubes never warm properly and are still half frozen no matter how long I cook them). Unfortunately the ONLY type that has the ham sliced is lean pockets. No other type or brand for that matter has the ham in slices and it drives me nuts.

I'm watching it every 2 months. It has been my 4th time watching it.

Haitaka is the fucking best

Hot pockets look like pizza without the crust in an uncooked pop tart without the frosting or filling

My school lunches consist of just a hotpocket(a cold hotpocket I warmed up at home at 7:00 am) and a soda. I than proceed to work at a construction site for the rest of the day and never experience any of this.

Hot pockets are terrible. Like the inside is fine but the crust is so disgusting and unseasoned.

Hawwt pocketttttt.

*me watching this in quarantine* *dies of laughter*

DIARRHEA POCKET

The passive aggressive smile is the icing on the cake It's like :) I fucking hate hot pockets You know

I work in the Frozen department at Kroger. Hot Pockets are a pain in the ass to stock and organize.

I might never eat one of those now

My Mom always buys the Lean Pokets so now I'm calling them Flush Pokets

xD I like how he said hott pockets~

My favorite bit.

Bill Hicks was the OP of Hot Pocket jokes

So, talking about things your mouth and making everything taste like rubber, how about drinking coffee right after you buy it at dunkin donuts, or a Cuban cafe? I mean, dunkin donuts is worse, 'cause I burn my hand just holding the cup. But sitting in a hot car after eating, falling asleep, and waking up to my woman parts and thighs burning! Not a good experience. But the coffee was good! Definitely buy it again.

Mozu stop hurting my ear.

0:36 He sounds like a wookie xD

I hate how sometimes you microwave them and then the core still comes out cold like WHY. I hate it when that happens.

i love hot pockets

hawt pokeeeeets!

Hot Pockets are awesome, FU Takumi

All the Lean Pockets are crap except for the pretzel-bread one. That's delicious.

I have not had a hot pocket since I was 4

i like hot pockets alot

I love it

Hot Pocket doesn't even sound like it makes sense anymore.

To be honest, I actually like Hot Pockets, despite only eating a select few flavors. My only real issue with them is that the fucking insides are as hotter than the hellfire in hell itself.

I don't really get Hot Pockets :/

Hot Pocket~

so in fire emblem heroes my name is Roxas, video game crossover, am i right pizza rolls,

dis iz gold XD

caliente pocket i'm done

😂😂😂😂 so true

:)