She's an amazing comedian I love her don't get me wrong she's happily married she's a sweetest person in the world. And I love the way she handles heckles amazing beautiful woman it's like she's talking Walt Disney to save the rudeness the skunk was called the flower
@@AdrianColley no idea why he thought it would be funny. I think some people get really excited by the idea of getting to be the center of attention for a brief moment.
When she mentioned burrying it in the garden, I ashamed to admit my first thought was “that’s a good idea, makes the soil more fertile for plants and such”
My closest aunt is definitely a hamster squeezer. She came over to visit one day ages ago and we weren't home, so she decided to 'hamster squeeze' our old cat. We returned to her bandaging her hand.
My neighbour's daughter, then 4, squeezed a hamster to death SO SHE BOUGHT HER ANOTHER ONE. That one escaped and became feral inside a mattress. Then she bought her a guinea pig that was bitey. A few yrs later, one of her other kids, aged 2, stomped on her bird "by accident" and broke it's neck, so she BOUGHT ANOTHER ONE. It flew out the open front door, smart bird. Then she got another bird, which also flew away, out a window. She's owned 5 birds, 4 hamsters, THIRTEEN cats (plus fleas), and countless fish....all met with a bad end. The authorities took all 4 of her kids away for neglect and she went out and got a dog, a rabbit, 2 mice and a turtle. All of them died except the dog. Well, yet. They gave her back the kids. Then they took them away again 17 mo. later. She went out and got another cat and two more birds. They gave her back the kids within 2 yrs. They let the cat out and it was run over. So she went and got two kittens. One ended up at the vet bc one of her younger kids sat on it "by accident". Wouldn't you think that if you are not fit to look after your own kids you should not be allowed to buy pets? Or at the very least the authorities should show up with the Animal Rescue ppl when they take the kids... She told me a month ago that she's thinking of buying the kids a bearded dragon.....yikes.
I know the kind. I had a friend (for about 2 years) who had one bearded dragon (with the spikes, right? Sandy kinda lizard-type?) and a Jack Russell and two rat and lots of fish and a few birds in a cage and a guinea pig and she'd had a rabbit before. Also her mom had another dog. She then went out and got herself a ferret. She had no money for his cage yet, so she just put it in a handbag and walked around with it. We were 14 at the time, wanted to play with the ferret. She promised us we could visit tomorrow. That next day, before we could visit, she rang the doorbell to ask if we could 'play' (hang) at our house. Because the evening before, she'd fed the animal bits of hamburger (her own food) and some ham, from the snackbar. And when she came home, exhausted, she'd thrown her bag in the cornercabinet, not realizing that the ferret was still zipped up inside it. When she woke up in the morning, the ferret was all stiff and dead, having tried to eat itself out of the bag. After she'd put it near the trash and walked back upstairs, she realized her guinea pig was very quiet that day. She wondered where it had gone as well. Then she remembered that (to make room for the ferret) she'd shoved his cage underneath the dusty bed. It had either suffocated, died from heat or the lack of food and water or...just..taken his chance and died to avoid having to be her pet ever again. She found it when she took the cage back from under her bed. So now her room smelled of two dead animals, the ferret and guinea pig were at the trashpile and she wanted us to entertain her again, with games and fun. A week or so later, we visited her house again and when we left, we noticed we were covered in flea-bitemarks. It's ridiculous. I even feel responsible for the wellbeing of silverfish-bugs in my house. I throw them in the paperbin, when I catch them sneaking through my house. But then I throw some crumbs in the bin too, so they don't starve.
Sarah, you are welcome to use this real story as material! It is 1971, I am 20 years old and on a “coffee break” (this is the US, mind you), when one of my coworkers tearfully informs us that her pet rabbit had just had babies, which she declared was impossible because this rabbit was always alone in it’s cage. One of us commented, with nearly British dryness, “Well, she clearly wasn’t always alone.” “NO!” this coworker protested earnestly. “Her brother was the only one who visited her!”.
Mentioning cats and scars reminds me of this one time I was talking to someone, saw their arms and these little scratches and asked if she had a cat and she just froze 'yes?', she'd recently gotten a kitten and had no idea how I knew that XD
I went to my dads for a weekend and when I came home my mum had a very serious expression on her face and me being like 9 or 10 was like “who died?” And mum says to me in a very grave serious voice “I’m sorry to say that your goldfish ate your tropical fish” like I should’ve been sad or upset but I just ended up laughing
I can confirm that life exists on other planets....... well that must be where the 34 people who have "disliked" this are from! SM is a national treasure😍
Hi Sarah thank you for the Laugh out loud comedy . However bad the day has been, five minutes with you and I feel so much better. You should come on prescription. 💐💐💐💐💐💐💐💐💐
When my fiancee was little, she had a pet rabbit . One day she thought her pet rabbit should be able fly , so she tossed it off a second story balcony. That night ,the family had "chicken" for dinner. The next day my fiancee asked her mum where her pet rabbit had gone off to and her mum replied : we had it last night for supper !!!!
Our cats were chasing a mouse around the house once. We tried to catch it but we weren't having any luck. Finally, the cats chased it in front of the dog. The dog swallowed it in one bite. The cats spent the next half hour trying to figure out where it went.
Oh Sarah, you bring back so many memories! I can’t help myself. One Easter the Easter Bunny brought my sister a baby duck. At the time my sister was possibly five years old. My sister, being the tender hearted being which she was, worried that her baby duck was likely lonely. Therefore she placed it into the only moving body of water she had access to and, sorrowfully pronouncing “Bye bye duckie” flushed it down the toilet!
People will tell me it’s important to teach kids death and grief so lying about pets dying is bad. But my mom just told me my hamster died, put it in a plastic bag and tossed it in the kitchen bin so maybe I’d rather been told she went to live on a farm. To make matters worse, we did have a large garden we could bury her in but I guess my mother found that unhygienic
i feel like you can be honest about it without being apathetic. my mom never lied to me about it and we always gave our pets funerals in my aunts garden, so we would have a place to go to if we missed them. it's a great way to learn to deal with it and i got the opportunity to actually grief woth my mom and brother.
@@TheBachBabe I know what he said but RU-vid does not allow to show my comment.😕So i try it like this...a 😸(female version,begins with 'p' and ends with 'y')+🎂(not a cake but a pie) .So he shouts =😸🎂 is nice!
Absolutely hilarious! Love you lots. But just a word of advice; Please do not let your kitties outside! At least not without being on a leash or in a fence supervised by you at all times! Cats are a terribly invasive species that decimates wildlife populations, leading to the extinction of hundreds of species of birds, small mammals, and small reptiles. Not to mention parasites, disease, injury, and illness that theyre exposed to outside! Also large predators such as stray dogs, badgers, owls, hawks, and even large ravens have been seen preying on cats. So please, from a wildlife biologist who very much loves your show, do not let your kitties outside for their safety and for the health of your local ecosystem!
A couple of months ago were two dead blackbirds by the bus stop at my job and they just laid there for like a week. _NOTHING_ came to eat them - no foxes, no cat, nada. So I grabbed a few poly bags and brought them home on the bus. My mum buried them in the garden. About three days later _she_ found a wee dead bird on a walk. Our pet cemetery is coming along nicely!
And this is exactly how British prudery starts. Why would parents talk about it honestly and gently teach children the hard lessons in life if they can just LIE and never have those deep emotional conversations 😒
...and then there was my sister. She adored all sorts of creatures, including a white spider named “Dew Drop” which she kept in a jar in our shared bedroom and carefully nourished with flys. Not to mention endless numbers of baby turtles whom she lovingly brought to bed with her so that they would not be lonely. (We had an extensive turtle graveyard. Empty match boxes served very well as coffins.) But oh, the most magnificent success of her early school years was hatching an egg into a baby chick. This miracle was made possible by our parents who bought her a mini incubator, large enough for one egg, as an Easter present. After carefully attending the (random breakfast) egg which she had lovingly placed into the incubator for weeks, she finally became hysterical that her egg had died. My parents counseled patience and, what do you know, one morning a few days later when my sister made her early morning check, WOW, a sweet yellow chick was tweeting in the incubator! THIS was the chicken, a year later, which “ran away”. I don’t remember if we ate roast chicken that week or not.
My dog had a bladder problem and my mum gave it back to the shop and told me when I came home when I said Where's Bailey? "I hated that fucking dog and If u piss on the floor like that dog u will go back with him"
It took me three seconds to guess that it might have been Jessica Rabbit she was talking about. Nope. I saw my first fish die when I was ten. And my parents never tried to pretend like any animal we ever had just went on holiday. When I was younger we had a parrot though. We had to part with it because we were moving countries. So, we gave it to granny. But it didn't get on with the birds, and it had already been older... so it didn't last long. That said, my parents never made a story about that bird either and I was much younger then, than with that fish. Somebody needs to tell this lady that a snail is a pet. Giant African Snails are kept as pets. You can even buy them, like any other pets. And, in Simpson's Garden Centre, in the fish section, you can also buy waterborne species of snails. Also, they're faster than you think they would be.
My dogs ran away from home together when I was like 8. It took a decade before my damn lying mom told me the truth. They both got hit by a train together. This may sound made up, but we live by the railroad tracks and I’ve lost 3 dogs this way, as well as cats.
Omg sarah. , i love those slippers . And i wish i would have found. Sooner on RU-vid . you have mad my week. U need to come to Lafayette, la . I would love to see ur show .
the guy at min 08:00 wearing a hat; if somebody knows him please reply to this post. i’d like to see him again as i last met him over ten years ago when he visited me at my place in clapton (east london)
You look terrific - only person I've seen that came out if covid looking fantastic- and before you say it is no reflection on you before lol - people always go there when you say wow you look fantastic after seeing them for a time - "as opposed too what" I do that to old friends to catch em off guard lol- good way to get more compliments 🤣🤣 it's fun but they're catching on 🤣
I was told my guinea pig ran away...and I believed it. True story was that a neighbour's dog mauled her to death and my mother thought a six year old would be traumatised to learn that.
How did the dog get to her? If she got out of her, I assume hutch or run in the garden, then technically it was true. She ran away but met a bad end while running away.
