0:13 should've been "...even Garfield wouldn't eat it!" to work as an insult. I could see someone who is feeling down instead receiving a ray of hope in knowing their culinary arts bear fruit to one individual.
insult idea: "thirty years? really? i mean, suddenly peach gets kidnapped longer than usual and know bowser has kids? she clearly cheated but you're still chasing her?"
Insults: I’d would fat shame you, but I realized that Wario exists. I should be more original. Genesis does what NINTENDON’T! I know what beast of a sub series you unleashed on May 15, 2006.