Tank Girls feat. Brace Belden | Chapo Trap House 

My Israeli aunt legitimately thinks Israel has done nothing but good for the Gazans and that they are ungrateful. She was shocked to hear that most of the sane world is horrified by what's happening.

*Crying* The woke moralists claim to be pro sex worker but at the same time shame the gooner. - Jordan Peterson

1:23:43 omg I love the “two hit men, must have been a big wife” line lol

Neolithic man actually had plenty of time to goon. Gooning is an ancient tradition we’ve rediscovered, signaling a return to what makes us truly human.

WAKE UP HONEY NEW CHAPOS TRAP.DROPPED AND IT FEATURES PISSPIG GRANDAD LETS GOOOOOOO

Any Brace EP is an instant classic

Brace is so cool I feel like he exclusives travels by train surfing

Gal Gadot is in fact a Major General in the I.D.F.'s T.V. Extras and Catwalk Division...

28:49 Not since the Volksturm have there been so many teenage officers in one army

We smoked camel crush in high school… I’m pretty sure camel crush was specifically made for high school kids

What sticks out to me the most is how utterly unhinged trying to demand the murder of Palestinian children in front of children is 53:53

"Mustve been a big wife" was the best thing Ive heard this year.

15:01 YOU'RE CALLED *BRACE* _BRACE_

Let's go, the perfect anti-anti-antisemetic tag team of Brace and Felix.

When your doctor puts you on Adderall for your adult ADHD maybe you'll understand gooning

Guys, the Israeli military is just following orders. I don't see what the big deal is.

Honestly, this episode was an all-timer. It had a bit of everything.

Finally we’re talking about the time waste that is gooning. Truly it cannot be that good

"Its so funny seeing groypers doing elizabeth warren stuff" 🤣 felix still has it. i cannot get over the RETVRN children who love Ron DeSantis theyre so fucking weird

Schlomo Slap Spouse

my funky ass sitting down and listening and learning

“Goon cave of the soul” yes

Gooning is to Brace what sissy hypno is to Felix

Another crazy thing about the hostage/“prisoner” exchange is that Israel is swapping women and children at a 3:1 ratio and it *still* looks like Hamas is going to run out of women/child hostages first; how many women and children are locked up in Israeli prisons? They seem to have no shortage of them.

Fapo Goon Couch

My apartment looks like this. That makes me happy.

Would love to see a budget comparison. How much did Hamas spend to defeat the IDF?

The thing with caste based discrimination is that it is very prominent in the tech industry which is largely in California

funny thing is since Oct 7th the New York Post took the Ukraine flag of its banner on the paper

We need to get Israeli!Asuka and Israeli!Rei on the pod to explain their tank antics

Good ol Floppo Scat Louse! 👉😎👉

The CIA's controlled opposition is at least funny and entertaining!

mercedes schlapp blouse

One of the four women in the tank was 20 and a Captain.

You don’t have to Roblox oof Trump, you just have to turn Mar A Lago into the Truman show. He can give his speeches and tweet to his heart’s content all day. Have fake Fox News on TV to make him think he’s actually been doing stuff. All along he’s serving his house arrest (worst the courts would ever give him lol) and taken off the ballot. He’d never know the difference!

every israel supporter since oct 7th has sounded exactly like that birch barlow bit in the simpsons. "suppose for a second that your house was ransacked by thugs, your family was tied up in the basement with socks in their mouths, you try to open the door but there's too much blood on the knob...." was literally a thing on piers morgan show where a palestinian is just trying to talk about some of the historical context and louise mensch immediately started shouting at her at length in this style about raping beheaded babies etc.

8:17 someone whispers "Jesus Christ" right here, and I like to imagine it is someone in the Chapo crew realizing you are supposed to be nude to shower for the first time.

Brace should try podcasting he’s really good at it

This is a POWERFUL episode! The thetan levels are nearing critical!

Must've been a big wife

I think the most famous cave with paintings is the cave of Lascaux and not the cave of Chauvet (the one Werner Herzog visited). The cave of Lascaux was discovered in 1940 and its paintings have become synominous with cave paintings. The cave in Chauvet was discovered in 1994.

I think the whole concept of the "experience [loss] curve" (in studying its called the "Forgetting Curve") that we apply to building contsruction and trades applies to the military and intelligence state as well. Just as much as an intended bureaucracy or "old guard" and cronyism can hamper a military or general agency (which undoubtedly is true for Israel AND the US today), so too can the "experience loss curve" hurt those militaries. The one "benefit" of endless war is constantly gaining "new blood" and teaching them (through engaged combat) the experiences the old veterans learned. In effect, you perpetually replenish the skills of future generations and dont "forget" how to actually do things beyond what a textbook or theory studies can tell you. I'm not saying this is GOOD, mind you, just that it's a problem we are obviously facing (and has been observed many times throughout history).

Good episode

50:11 lmao Solid, long ep. Appreciate ya

First episode I’ve ever watched and they spend the first part talking about gooning, I think I had never heard of till now. What an opener!

1:19:30 I can't believe Felix didn't bring up the liberal driller.

I read "The Joy of Sex" and it had nothing to say about quickness.

An Israeli named Shlomo is like a Brazilian named Cleiverson

The people in hunter and gathering societies on average had far more free time than people today.

The goon era... its the best of times, its the worst of times. Out of all of the times, id say it certainly is one of them.

The IDF is the actual they/them army.

Chapo Hot Couch.

Great episode in every sense!

I am a middle age, middle class couch jack-offer.

Someone should alter the “would you hide me” memes to make them say “Would you house me?”, and then have pics/videos of homeless people

Goon cave of the soul

Schlomo Tank Maus 🧉🦄

Some of us in our difficult middle years are _forced_ to goon.

1:05:07 If there were not a Trump, we'd have to invent one!

Chap in Cute Blouse

Slappo Drop Trouse

Demand inspectors in Dimona now!

Gonzo Nap Blouse

Grouse? Louse? Mouse? There are a few rhymes out there

Aviva klumpus? Doesn’t sound like she’s part of the klumps

Shacko Crack-Louse

The TRS guys sound different...

1:03:56 good point here

Goon Cave of the Soul should be the title of a book.

yall never pretended to be sick so you could stay home and goon?

Hangin out down here with my pee 🦴

LETS GOOOO

1:30 Crappo Outhouse?

Coppo smack spouse

1:23:50 hahahahahaha

Walls of Jericho?

Not first also am gay.

Guappo joust

Get in the robot Shinji!

I find the similarities between the yokai and jewish folklore very inspiring.

Glav Gluvv

A nice fat episode to listen to. Delightful

what is this episode art, Goonesbury

Aviva Krampus

Over the carcass of a what?

"A goon cave to the soul"

Israel is the goon squad.

getting reports that Brace had an electric toothbrush stapled to his pubic bone during this interview

William Jefferson Clinton, the 42nd president of the United States, was born at the Julia Chester Hospital on the 19th of August 1946 in the small town of Hope, Arkansas as William Jefferson Blythe III, named for his late father who had died in an auto accident in May.

brace

Slappo Fap Louse

The necronomicon but with a strategic G replacing a C

whats the thumbnail art?

opening schlog ends at 10:18... or does it

fyi avg age of a us army capt is... 27

Phappo Jack Houze, ill new rapper from Philly

Seriously tho does Will wave the microphone from side to side in front of his mouth when he’s talking?

Rasheed!

It seems like they deliberately decided not to mention Brace's past as a volunteer in the YPG, where he literally drove a tank. What's up with that? Also, Felix calling Hyderabad "hyper bod" was golden.

Joshua was also a great soldier. Genocided the shit out of the Canaanites.